Ideas to curb brother's dolphin feeding habit.
Posted 27 November 2013 - 08:51 PM
He'll get the point.
Posted 28 November 2013 - 03:55 AM
Posted 29 November 2013 - 02:50 PM
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Posted 29 November 2013 - 06:13 PM
I don't understand why you had to come here for advice. It's not like he's a stranger, he's your f*cking little brother. Just f*cking tell him to quit splooging on the blankets/find a better place or you're gonna kick his ass.
Posted 29 November 2013 - 06:38 PM
Start jacking off behind him as he's doing it, without him noticing it. Slowly call him out. Tell him that's why he shouldn't be doing that outside the confines of his bedroom/bathroom. Or walk around him naked with a raging boner when he starts doing that, and sit down beside him.
If that fails, hire a one armed man and create a convoluted scenario where he loses his fake arm due to your brother masturbating too much.
Posted 29 November 2013 - 07:24 PM
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Posted 29 November 2013 - 07:57 PM
I talked to him and he was like
As much as I'm not a fan of memes or whatever those cheesy little pencil drawings are...
I can actually see and feel how the conversation went thanks to your one sentence followed by the graphic.
Glad your brother learned another one of life's lessons.
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Posted 29 November 2013 - 11:34 PM
Woulda cleared up your problem long ago without having a slightly awkward moment.
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