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#61

Posted 26 November 2013 - 01:47 PM

you don't have to record it

 

when you wanna explode with your tank ust call me and my black akuma

 

Bye XD

Now come on, my friend. You know that's completely unnacceptable. Outrageous claims require outrageous evidence and, more importantly, witnesses. I don't have the capability of recording anything, but I bet a few people here might and they'd probably love to spectate at such an event. 

 

Saying "call me and my black akuma" is fine, but what's to stop you from merely saying you won? We need objective witnesses. It's a must.


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 01:48 PM

 

you don't have to record it

 

when you wanna explode with your tank ust call me and my black akuma

 

Bye XD

Now come on, my friend. You know that's completely unnacceptable. Outrageous claims require outrageous evidence and, more importantly, witnesses. I don't have the capability of recording anything, but I bet a few people here might and they'd probably love to spectate at such an event. 

 

Saying "call me and my black akuma" is fine, but what's to stop you from merely saying you won? We need objective witnesses. It's a must.

 

really nice.

 

And what's to stop you from merely saying you won?


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 01:48 PM Edited by LeSuede, 26 November 2013 - 01:52 PM.

no no no, you don't have to record it

 

when you wanna explode with your tank just call me and my black akuma

 

Bye XD

 

Oh yes I do, because when human stupidity reaches new levels it can still be considered an achievement of some sort. I must make a record of that event. I want to put it on my chimney stand, right by the fire so it keeps me doubly warm during these cold winter nights to come.

 

You still haven't accepted any of the challenges. Are you PS3 or 360 ? Because me and Jokimoto already got that problem covered either way. We need to know the time and which one of us you are going to meet.


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 01:50 PM Edited by Jokimoto, 26 November 2013 - 01:52 PM.

 

 

you don't have to record it

 

when you wanna explode with your tank ust call me and my black akuma

 

Bye XD

Now come on, my friend. You know that's completely unnacceptable. Outrageous claims require outrageous evidence and, more importantly, witnesses. I don't have the capability of recording anything, but I bet a few people here might and they'd probably love to spectate at such an event. 

 

Saying "call me and my black akuma" is fine, but what's to stop you from merely saying you won? We need objective witnesses. It's a must.

 

really nice.

 

And what's to stop you from merely saying you won?

 

The witnesses, Omi. The witnesses. We'll preserve it for posterity. Generations to come will marvel at your bravado and utter ignorance. 

 

*to put it another way (and forgive me for having to resort to a translator): Non lasciate che la vostra bocca scrivere un assegno che il culo non può incassare.


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 01:56 PM

In 13 Days 16 Hours and 2 Minutes of playing Online I have
 
NEVER
 
EVER EVER EVER
 
Seen somebody in a tank that DOESN'T attack.
 
So basically, I don't believe anybody who claims to be a "passive" or "casual" twanker and I don't believe anybody who claims to have seen such players.


I came across a cool guy in a tank a few days ago. First he pulls up beside me from behind (sneaky tank), turns the turret and knock me over with it, then drives away (I thought this was hilarious). I follow him to see him shooting police cars, so I help him out. We are in the middle of an intersection holding them off, then I die. After respawn I run up to the tank, jump on top and shoot cops from on top. Then he very slowly starts driving forward so I don't fall off. He takes a corner too fast and I stumble off, he stopped, waited for me to get back on, and off we went.

We went for another 2-3 minutes before the tank got stuck and we parted ways. We never spoke one word the whole time.

There are good people playing this game, even with tanks.
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#66

Posted 26 November 2013 - 01:56 PM

Come on Omi, the suspense is killing me now!

 

PS3 OR 360 ?


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 01:56 PM

 

no no no, you don't have to record it

 

when you wanna explode with your tank just call me and my black akuma

 

Bye XD

 

Oh yes I do, because when human stupidity reaches new levels it can still be considered an achievement of some sort. I simply must take records of that event. I want to put it on my chimney stand, right by the fire so it keeps me doubly warm during these cold winter nights to come.

 

You still haven't accepted any of the challenges. Are you PS3 or 360 ? Because me and Jokimoto already got that problem covered either way. We need to know the time and which one you wanna meet ?

kid, just don't insult


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 01:57 PM Edited by Omicron-Lyrae, 26 November 2013 - 01:59 PM.

 

 

 

you don't have to record it

 

when you wanna explode with your tank ust call me and my black akuma

 

Bye XD

Now come on, my friend. You know that's completely unnacceptable. Outrageous claims require outrageous evidence and, more importantly, witnesses. I don't have the capability of recording anything, but I bet a few people here might and they'd probably love to spectate at such an event. 

 

Saying "call me and my black akuma" is fine, but what's to stop you from merely saying you won? We need objective witnesses. It's a must.

 

really nice.

 

And what's to stop you from merely saying you won?

 

The witnesses, Omi. The witnesses. We'll preserve it for posterity. Generations to come will marvel at your bravado and utter ignorance. 

 

*to put it another way (and forgive me for having to resort to a translator): Non lasciate che la vostra bocca scrivere un assegno che il culo non può incassare.

 

XD ... is all correct .... only ''scrivere'' is wrong ... correct word is ''scriva'' :-D


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 01:58 PM

 


There are good people playing this game, even with tanks.

 

 

I agree with the first part.


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 02:01 PM Edited by LeSuede, 26 November 2013 - 02:01 PM.

 

 

no no no, you don't have to record it

 

when you wanna explode with your tank just call me and my black akuma

 

Bye XD

 

Oh yes I do, because when human stupidity reaches new levels it can still be considered an achievement of some sort. I simply must take records of that event. I want to put it on my chimney stand, right by the fire so it keeps me doubly warm during these cold winter nights to come.

 

You still haven't accepted any of the challenges. Are you PS3 or 360 ? Because me and Jokimoto already got that problem covered either way. We need to know the time and which one you wanna meet ?

kid, just don't insult

 

Here is your chance to pure me wrong : Are you on PS3 or 360 ?

Surely that question can't be too challenging for you.

 

(Pro tip : you must own at least one of those to play GTAO)


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#71

Posted 26 November 2013 - 02:02 PM

9-10 times the person in the tank is the douche. I've only had one instance where the person wasn't killing everyone with his tank, but he somehow got killed and someone else got his tank and that's when the normal douchebaggery began.


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 02:02 PM

 

 

 

no no no, you don't have to record it

 

when you wanna explode with your tank just call me and my black akuma

 

Bye XD

 

Oh yes I do, because when human stupidity reaches new levels it can still be considered an achievement of some sort. I simply must take records of that event. I want to put it on my chimney stand, right by the fire so it keeps me doubly warm during these cold winter nights to come.

 

You still haven't accepted any of the challenges. Are you PS3 or 360 ? Because me and Jokimoto already got that problem covered either way. We need to know the time and which one you wanna meet ?

kid, just don't insult

 

Here is your chance to pure me wrong : Are you on PS3 or 360 ?

Surely that question can't be too challenging for you.

 

(Pro tip : you must own at least one of those to play GTAO)

 

i'm on SNES


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 02:03 PM

 

 

 

 

no no no, you don't have to record it

 

when you wanna explode with your tank just call me and my black akuma

 

Bye XD

 

Oh yes I do, because when human stupidity reaches new levels it can still be considered an achievement of some sort. I simply must take records of that event. I want to put it on my chimney stand, right by the fire so it keeps me doubly warm during these cold winter nights to come.

 

You still haven't accepted any of the challenges. Are you PS3 or 360 ? Because me and Jokimoto already got that problem covered either way. We need to know the time and which one you wanna meet ?

kid, just don't insult

 

Here is your chance to pure me wrong : Are you on PS3 or 360 ?

Surely that question can't be too challenging for you.

 

(Pro tip : you must own at least one of those to play GTAO)

 

i'm on SNES

 

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 02:03 PM

I believe he said PS3. I think, though, that the reality of the situation has set in, especially given the (totally fair, imho) rules, and that he's now regretting his decision. Like I said, "Don't let your mouth write a check that your a$$ can't cash."


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 02:08 PM

i'm on SNES

 

Stupid Noob Eats sh*t?

 

Does that mean you can't blow up sh*t on your pushbike?


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 02:11 PM

"Don't let your mouth write a check that your a$$ can't cash."

 

:blink:

 

Doesn't sound very sanitary.


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 02:12 PM

When a man with a tank see a man with an akuma

 

the man with a tank is a dead man


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 02:12 PM

 

In 13 Days 16 Hours and 2 Minutes of playing Online I have
 
NEVER
 
EVER EVER EVER
 
Seen somebody in a tank that DOESN'T attack.
 
So basically, I don't believe anybody who claims to be a "passive" or "casual" twanker and I don't believe anybody who claims to have seen such players.

I came across a cool guy in a tank a few days ago. First he pulls up beside me from behind (sneaky tank), turns the turret and knock me over with it, then drives away (I thought this was hilarious). I follow him to see him shooting police cars, so I help him out. We are in the middle of an intersection holding them off, then I die. After respawn I run up to the tank, jump on top and shoot cops from on top. Then he very slowly starts driving forward so I don't fall off. He takes a corner too fast and I stumble off, he stopped, waited for me to get back on, and off we went.

We went for another 2-3 minutes before the tank got stuck and we parted ways. We never spoke one word the whole time.

There are good people playing this game, even with tanks

 

 

This... Ive owned the tank for ages but ive only used it a few times... I usually only bring it out if I see another tank or buzzard spawn killing ppl... ive gotten several FR's over time from ppl who were grateful for the help... also the tank is not really that bad now that you can feel safer blowing it up and not getting a BS and pay 18k or whatever, im sure some ppl still have it insured but prob not many....  use sniper , mugger, ur own tank, hide radar and use stickies, etc etc, really not that hard


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 02:14 PM Edited by Omicron-Lyrae, 26 November 2013 - 02:14 PM.

 

i'm on SNES

 

Stupid Noob Eats sh*t?

 

Does that mean you can't blow up sh*t on your pushbike?

 

why insult, you noob XD

 

SNES is SNES ... now i'm playin DonkeyKong Online


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 02:16 PM Edited by LeSuede, 26 November 2013 - 03:09 PM.

When a man with a tank see a man with an akuma

 

the man with a tank is a dead man

 

The man with the tank died at the age of 84 in his bed at home, surrounded by his loving family.

 

The man with the akuma died in 2013, alone in the street. With a tank shell up his ass.

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 02:18 PM

 

When a man with a tank see a man with an akuma

 

the man with a tank is a dead man

 

The man with the tank died at the age of 84 in his bed at home, surrounded by his loving family.

 

The man with the akuma died in 2013.

 

:-D


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#82

Posted 26 November 2013 - 02:21 PM

Oh well. He's going on ignore. Would someone be kind enough to let me know, in the unlikely even he actually sets out to prove his ridiculous assertion, either with me or anyone else? Danke.

 

*I don't even remember what the OP was about but sorry if we sort of derailed it.


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 02:25 PM

You know as a Tank guy sometimes i am nice and pass by people after just dealing with a guy and people sometimes understand "hey he just got done giving that guy a fresh new asshole let me leave him alone" but then you have the idiots who just can't leave well enough alone and those guys get a new asshole as well ... most of the time simply sending me a text message stating you are friendly usually gets me to leave you be.. had a guy last night who did that and he followed me around as i dealt with the first guy.. after i was done i gave him my tank and left to find a new server 


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 02:26 PM

the only thing i learned on this thread is that Jokimoto and LeSeude never meet a pro player


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#85

Posted 26 November 2013 - 02:28 PM

Who drives around in a tank without the intention of blowing sh*t up?


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 02:29 PM

the only thing i learned on this thread is that Jokimoto and LeSeude never meet a pro player

 

On SNES DonkeyKong Online bro ? Nah we're all pros there. Thought you played it too.


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 02:29 PM

 

 

i'm on SNES

 

Stupid Noob Eats sh*t?

 

Does that mean you can't blow up sh*t on your pushbike?

 

why insult, you noob XD

 

SNES is SNES ... now i'm playin DonkeyKong Online

 

I called you a stupid noob eating sh*t because you claimed something that was utter bullsh*t and then backed out when people challenged you to prove it.  You are both a liar and a coward.


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 02:31 PM

Oh really? You think they let you go? Ha, never. One hit and you're death.


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 02:33 PM

 

 

 

i'm on SNES

 

Stupid Noob Eats sh*t?

 

Does that mean you can't blow up sh*t on your pushbike?

 

why insult, you noob XD

 

SNES is SNES ... now i'm playin DonkeyKong Online

 

I called you a stupid noob eating sh*t because you claimed something that was utter bullsh*t and then backed out when people challenged you to prove it.  You are both a liar and a coward.

 

People start to insult when they lose their small safeties


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 02:35 PM

 

 

 

 

i'm on SNES

 

Stupid Noob Eats sh*t?

 

Does that mean you can't blow up sh*t on your pushbike?

 

why insult, you noob XD

 

SNES is SNES ... now i'm playin DonkeyKong Online

 

I called you a stupid noob eating sh*t because you claimed something that was utter bullsh*t and then backed out when people challenged you to prove it.  You are both a liar and a coward.

 

People start to insult when they lose their small safeties

 

Yes, you already said that earlier, but in Italian.

 

Will you go 1-on-1 with a tank and prove that you can do what you claim?

 

Just answer the question.





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