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Dan Houser Vs Sam Houser (who would win in a fight?)

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 06:51 AM

 so just by looking at them who would you predict is the hardest and win in a fist fight? im going with dan his got that Hard Skinhead look happening. 

 

 


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 06:53 AM

yah mayne dan has Hard Skinhead looking features for sure i'd say he'd knock out sam and all his Hippie Longhair looking features right outta his mouth ya dig


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 06:53 AM

If Dan Houser is the bald one (I assume so with the skinhead remark) then him.


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 10:51 AM

As a pilot would say, it's all about aerodynamics.

 

My money is on 8 Ball for the clincher, Baldy wins, hands down, ain't no beating the chrome dome. 


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 05:15 PM

Their history says Sam used to beat up Dan. Why would they fight now?

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 05:39 PM

Their history says Sam used to beat up Dan. Why would they fight now?

They ran out of whiskey?  :lol:

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 06:01 PM Edited by Joe Chip, 26 November 2013 - 06:01 PM.

Sam would probably just stand there trying to reason with Dan if Dan went mojo on his ass. But it also looks like Sam was wearing a bike helmet in one of his pictures, so if Sam came charging at Dan with a Bike he could totally knock his ass over.

 

I guess it depends on who starts the fight.

 

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(It could be a beret too, but beret dudes with beards like that ride fixed-gear bikes in New York, don't they?)

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 01:13 AM

Sam would probably just stand there trying to reason with Dan if Dan went mojo on his ass. But it also looks like Sam was wearing a bike helmet in one of his pictures, so if Sam came charging at Dan with a Bike he could totally knock his ass over.
 
I guess it depends on who starts the fight.
 
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(It could be a beret too, but beret dudes with beards like that ride fixed-gear bikes in New York, don't they?)


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 01:18 AM

Sam could win with tactical use of the phrase "Baldylocks".
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Posted 27 November 2013 - 01:57 AM

Dan would ram Sam with his bald head, knocking Sam out on impact.


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 04:22 AM Edited by deepthroatgta6, 27 November 2013 - 04:23 AM.

Sam's parents bought him every new game machine for home, from the Atari to the Omega and the Spectrum ZX, a popular computer coming out of Dundee, Scotland. Dan, more interested in literary things, didn't take to games, but Sam always shoved a controller into his hands anyway. "I don't know the buttons!" Dan would protest.
 
"It doesn't matter!" Sam replied, "You have to play!"
 
When Dan didn't comply, he suffered big brother's wrath. Sam later joked of having once fed Dan poison berries, sending him to the hospital. The terror subsided when Dan outgrew him. Dan proved his power by leaping onto Sam below from a balcony of their house, which resulted in a fistfight and Sam's broken hand.

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Posted 29 November 2013 - 02:10 AM

I say Dan because Sam seems like a bit of a hippie. However, I'm not sure. I could give it to Sam since guys with beards rule(no homo. They just look cooler).

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Posted 29 November 2013 - 02:12 AM

I've never seen them in-person and there are very few pictures of them. The only known video footage is of Sam Houser talking about the PS3 in a promotional clip played during Sony's 2006 E3 press conference.





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