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Posted 25 November 2013 - 12:02 AM

I keep hearing the underage kiddies saying that they're "mature enough" for GTA, yet usually proving otherwise...we need a list...

Mature enough for GTA:
* If you've ever seen a dead body in person before
* If you understand that there's no penetration in softcore porn
* If you are able to watch softcore porn without the urge to "take care of business"
* If you are able to afford a $60 game without asking mommy for a dime
* If you're worth more than $7.25/hr
* If you can be alone at home without crapping your pants every time you hear a strange noise

...continue...

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 12:18 AM Edited by StingrayX, 25 November 2013 - 12:19 AM.

* If you're smart enough not to make dumb, rude, trollish posts like CrazyRay some of the people here

* If you can read someone else's opinion about a game without flipping out

* Simply if you can comprehend the fact that reality and fantasy aren't the same

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 01:26 AM

You're so cool


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 02:21 AM

*If you can play the game without calling everybody an MFer.Ni**er & Fa**ot

*Crying because someone blew up your personal car

*Crying because you got a Bad Sport when you deserved it

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 04:49 AM

All the mature people have left and are playing COD.

 

That tells you the type of crowd still playing GTA.


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 05:34 AM

Nobody is playing COD since BF4 came out..

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 06:22 AM

Am I the only one not understanding the point of this topic?


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 12:13 PM

potentially interesting topic, very poorly executed.


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 01:02 PM

Mature enough? Be able to purchase the game without resorting to having your parents buy it for you. It's an M-rated game. If you're under age you have no business playing it. Seems pretty straight forward.

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 01:31 PM

The kids that own space dockers say it all. If you are mature enough to think that monstrosity of a vehicle is cool and worthy of a precious garage space you are not mature enough to play this game!

The amount of children that play this game is ridiculous, the first thing I have to do is mute everyone on the player list to save my ears from permanent damage! What happened to these age ratings on games actually meaning something? When I was a kid my parents flat out refused to buy me doom, duke nukem 3d and carmageddon. Its the parents that are truely to blame for all the squeaky voices and immature idiots that play this game. Jesus, I had a f*cking 7 year old ask to join my crew! The majority of players ive had the misfortune of playing with are between 11 and 13, far to young to be playing an 18 rated game!

f*cks sake most of these kids don't even know what insuring ur vehicle means or does, they have no concept of the word insurance! I've had to explain it many times! How can someone who thinks they are old enough to play this game not understand or know what insurance is?

I've even had abusive messages from these little sh*ts! Mature people know how to treat each other with a little respect, these kids have a lot to learn about life!

These CHILDREN should go play rayman or minecraft, those games are far more suitable for ur tiny developing brains!

There ya go, end of rant! Sorry if i ruined ur post fella.

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 02:34 PM

The kids that own space dockers say it all. If you are mature enough to think that monstrosity of a vehicle is cool and worthy of a precious garage space you are not mature enough to play this game!

The amount of children that play this game is ridiculous, the first thing I have to do is mute everyone on the player list to save my ears from permanent damage! What happened to these age ratings on games actually meaning something? When I was a kid my parents flat out refused to buy me doom, duke nukem 3d and carmageddon. Its the parents that are truely to blame for all the squeaky voices and immature idiots that play this game. Jesus, I had a f*cking 7 year old ask to join my crew! The majority of players ive had the misfortune of playing with are between 11 and 13, far to young to be playing an 18 rated game!

f*cks sake most of these kids don't even know what insuring ur vehicle means or does, they have no concept of the word insurance! I've had to explain it many times! How can someone who thinks they are old enough to play this game not understand or know what insurance is?

I've even had abusive messages from these little sh*ts! Mature people know how to treat each other with a little respect, these kids have a lot to learn about life!

These CHILDREN should go play rayman or minecraft, those games are far more suitable for ur tiny developing brains!

There ya go, end of rant! Sorry if i ruined ur post fella.

how do you mute the other players ?  been trying to figure that out for awhile now because i am getting tired of hearing players say mfr, n**ga, and stupid hip hop music blaring from their head sets.  heck the other day for hours on end there were like 3 guys actually threatening eachother in real life over someone talking about their mother in the game . they were demanding thier real life addresses and everything . it went on for hours


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 03:08 PM

It's like frickin' Lord of the Flies out there in GTAO.

 

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 03:09 PM

Anyone wondering what the point of this thread is, it's simple: "CrazyRay" is proving what an asshole he is. And in that regard, I'd say this thread is a success.


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 03:15 PM

If you order these game online, you can be 9 years old.  If you buy it in a store, sometimes stores ask if you're of age.  If you are under age and buy it with your mommmmmmyyyy, they also seem to not ask or give a f*ck at stores.  Some of the things I found out when I was still young and in my childhood.

 

With that said, it's still just a make believe video game and if you take it to "real life" you were born f*cked up to begin with, the game didn't make you like this.


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 03:16 PM

Anyone wondering what the point of this thread is, it's simple: "CrazyRay" is proving what an asshole he is. And in that regard, I'd say this thread is a success.

seems to me you are  just proving that you arent mature enough for the game since you are the one name calling .  so yeah this thread is a success


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 03:17 PM

If you order these game online, you can be 9 years old.  If you buy it in a store, sometimes stores ask if you're of age.  If you are under age and buy it with your mommmmmmyyyy, they also seem to not ask or give a f*ck at stores.  Some of the things I found out when I was still young and in my childhood.

 

With that said, it's still just a make believe video game and if you take it to "real life" you were born f*cked up to begin with, the game didn't make you like this.

a 9 year old can buy the game online the same way they can in person , having their parents buy it for them


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 03:20 PM

seems to me you are  just proving that you arent mature enough for the game since you are the one name calling .  so yeah this thread is a success

 

 

 

....you're mocking me for name calling while saying I'm immature (which is name calling). Way to go, ace.


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 03:25 PM

 

seems to me you are  just proving that you arent mature enough for the game since you are the one name calling .  so yeah this thread is a success

 

 

 

....you're mocking me for name calling while saying I'm immature (which is name calling). Way to go, ace.

 

i was just proving how immature you were being thats all .  the maker of this thread actually had a valid point . 


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 03:47 PM Edited by Skidmeis7ter, 25 November 2013 - 03:49 PM.

When I was buying my copy of GTA V there was a woman in front of me with a real young kid, maybe about 5 yo, the shop assistant jokingly asked if one of the 3 copies this woman had was for him. He said "yes" and the assistant still sold her the 3 copies.

 

I have an 8 yo nephew who is desperate to play this game. His mum asked me wether he would be ok with it. I gave her a real emphatic "NO" and then replayed the Garden Paparazzi mission for her. She will now not let him anywhere near this game.

 

Guess it's down to good parenting


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 08:56 PM

Parents think games are like they were 15 - 20 years ago, they really have no idea if they do not game themselves.  They wouldn't take their kids to an R or MA movie, why would they buy their kids GTAV?  Because they are clueless.  

 

Funny thing is, all they have to do is google the title, or check out youtube for about 5-minutes.  

 

Good day,

 

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 09:17 PM

Keeping in mind, you walk out of your house into a college, to a movie theater, out with friends, etc and you hear the same nonsense you would in video games.  ni**er, f*ck, sh*t, piss, asshole, bitch, bastard, suck my cock - Like Michael says to his wife during story mode.  It's not like if parents didn't let their kids have this, that their children would seek other ways of hearing this stuff, like in music, on TV, through friends, through parents of friends, out in PUBLIC.  There is a lot of scum in the world, you can't hide your kids from it forever, and that is the bottom line.  They'll grow up eventually and do what they do regardless of how they wish you turned out.

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 09:22 PM Edited by iProinsias, 25 November 2013 - 09:23 PM.

i was just proving how immature you were being thats all .  the maker of this thread actually had a valid point . 

 

 

"If you are able to watch softcore porn without the urge to "take care of business"

 

...yeah, what people do or don't jerk off to is a good litmus test for whether or not they should be playing this game. You're both idiots.


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 09:26 PM Edited by gtaocicat, 25 November 2013 - 09:28 PM.

 

i was just proving how immature you were being thats all .  the maker of this thread actually had a valid point . 

 

 

"If you are able to watch softcore porn without the urge to "take care of business"

 

...yeah, what people do or don't jerk off to is a good litmus test for whether or not they should be playing this game. You're both idiots.

 

i said the thread had a valid point i never said  the creator of this thread  expressed it very well. 


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 12:43 AM

If you are watching any pornography, be-it hard or softcore, and not masturbating, what the F*ck are you doing?

 

Perhaps consider some education in time management.

 

Am I mature enough to play GTA?

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 09:56 AM Edited by BuyMeTheMoon, 26 November 2013 - 09:59 AM.

Nobody is playing COD since BF4 came out..

I am, because I think its better.


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 09:59 AM

 

Nobody is playing COD since BF4 came out..

I am

 

 

An exception noted. A Beautiful one. Buy Me The Moon  :D

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 01:42 PM

If you are watching any pornography, be-it hard or softcore, and not masturbating, what the F*ck are you doing?
 
Perhaps consider some education in time management.
 
Am I mature enough to play GTA?

No, see it's all about progression;

This was my progression:
Magazines with naked girls in it & scrambled porn...
Then they did nothing when I found images & 2 minute videos online and softcore porn on TV...
Then porn DVDs and porn promo clips online...
Then full videos online...

Nothing works for me anymore except for hot aggressive lesbian porn with ass-licking and asphyxiation

So I figure that someone that could get off on the topless cartoons in the strip club is definitely immature and I added a notch.

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 01:48 PM

 

If you are watching any pornography, be-it hard or softcore, and not masturbating, what the F*ck are you doing?
 
Perhaps consider some education in time management.
 
Am I mature enough to play GTA?

No, see it's all about progression;

This was my progression:
Magazines with naked girls in it & scrambled porn...
Then they did nothing when I found images & 2 minute videos online and softcore porn on TV...
Then porn DVDs and porn promo clips online...
Then full videos online...

Nothing works for me anymore except for hot aggressive lesbian porn with ass-licking and asphyxiation

So I figure that someone that could get off on the topless cartoons in the strip club is definitely immature and I added a notch.

 

 

Hahahahahahahaha, this is funny.  Idc if you rub off as a dickhead or anything.  It's funny and there in fact is way too many kiddies playing these games.  Way too many kiddies on the forum getting butthurt when someone states an OPINION, etc.  Absolute nonsense.


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 01:58 PM

 

If you are watching any pornography, be-it hard or softcore, and not masturbating, what the F*ck are you doing?
 
Perhaps consider some education in time management.
 
Am I mature enough to play GTA?

No, see it's all about progression;

This was my progression:
Magazines with naked girls in it & scrambled porn...
Then they did nothing when I found images & 2 minute videos online and softcore porn on TV...
Then porn DVDs and porn promo clips online...
Then full videos online...

Nothing works for me anymore except for hot aggressive lesbian porn with ass-licking and asphyxiation

So I figure that someone that could get off on the topless cartoons in the strip club is definitely immature and I added a notch.

 

Well, you're wrong in your final conclusion. You shouldn't generalise your reactions to everybody.

 

I'm an adult man, have watched porn for 20 years, have a sexually fulfilling long-term relationship and I can still have plenty of pleasure jacking off to a nice ass in a bikini that wouldn't even classify as soft-core porn.

 

I'm sure in the broad spectrum of "hardcoreness" required to satisfy one's sexual urges there's room for every kind of taste and this is in no way connected to maturity.


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 12:01 AM

 

No, see it's all about progression;

This was my progression:
Magazines with naked girls in it & scrambled porn...
Then they did nothing when I found images & 2 minute videos online and softcore porn on TV...
Then porn DVDs and porn promo clips online...
Then full videos online...

Nothing works for me anymore except for hot aggressive lesbian porn with ass-licking and asphyxiation

So I figure that someone that could get off on the topless cartoons in the strip club is definitely immature and I added a notch.

 

 

I think that adolescents are more likely to find access to sexually explicit material elsewhere from GTA V, given the amount of it available online, not sure a few topless cartoons in Vanilla Unicorn are likely to shock em, and this is certainly not an indication of a lack of maturity.

 

In all honesty, pornography degrades and objectifies women, and it's current level of online proliferation will make it more difficult for an emerging generation to form normal sexual relationships, it's clearly giving young people an unrealistic attitude to sex.

 

Having said that, I f*cking love it.

 

I have a 38mb connection, and the amount of HD porn available is literally F*cking Obscene (and that sentence works on many levels).

 

I'm with you on the lesbians, not sure about the ass licking or asphyxiation. Different strokes :)





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