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Posted 24 November 2013 - 06:16 PM Edited by Bawse, 24 November 2013 - 06:17 PM.

so i was at the doctors getting my anal hole checked out as i'd been having pains there. it took a lot of strength and courage for me to even go as i felt so awkward about it, thinking he'd judge me and chit. i walk into the room, nervous, knees weak arms were heavy, sit down uncomofortably and he starts asking me questions. i begin to get a bit more comfortable knowing he really is just a doctor and it's his job to do things like this. 

he tells me he is going to need to inspect my arse, so he plants his finger inside my tight af hole, starts feeling around to make sure everything's ok. im all good at this point, just trying to not make eye contact. but then he sticks it in a bit further, and fukk brahs chit went bad from here. i instantly, involuntarily got a ferocious boner.. he made a remark like 'oh hello there haha, don't worry it's normal' 'NORMAL' i was thinking watdafuk cuz, he seemed to be enjoying it i could tell by the little smile on his face, i was just thinking brah is this the reason you became a doc so you could stick your junk inside ppls arses. anyway, the worst part is yet to come... after about 10 seconds the feeling was so fukking pleasurable and i was like squirming and grasping his hand, i involuntarily said 'so good, so good' i mustered a look at him to see if he was still smiling, he wasnt but we made extremely unpleasant eye contact.. then all of a sudden out of nowhere, i busted a hyooge nut.. most of which went over this phaggot! i simply can't describe the feels i felt.. sorry i just had to get this out to someone i can't tell anyone irl obviously.. i think it's safe to say i won't be going to him again.. or maybe i will, srs

srs

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doctor checked inside my anal hole as i had been having pains
felt uncomfortable as fukk
he put his finger inside to check
i got an instant bonrar
cummed like never before after about 15 seconds
so awkward cuz

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 06:23 PM

nervous, knees weak arms were heavy,

There's vomit on his sweater already; mom's spaghetti.

 

Sorry, had to..

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 06:23 PM

You liked it. Don't lie.


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Posted 24 November 2013 - 06:26 PM

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Who let V section guys into the Gen-Chat?

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 06:43 PM

Reminds me of some sh*t you read out of Real Ultimate Power:

 

 

 

Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder.  The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant.  The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair.  Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners.  But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure.  But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything.  The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive.  The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant.  Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound.  The ninja looks back at his girlfriend.  She smiles and they pork. 
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Posted 24 November 2013 - 06:47 PM

Well friend, you might be a homo.


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Posted 24 November 2013 - 07:24 PM

Oh god, that made my day. Thanks OP.

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 07:28 PM

HahahHahahAhahhahahahahahahahahahahahah


Wait











Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahhhahahahahahhahahahahah

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 07:30 PM

Ironically, I just got back from the doctor.

No anal checks, though. Good laugh.

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 07:31 PM

On a serious note




HahahahahahajahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahHahHahaha





Srs now, I'm sure you feel better it off your chest now. Wouldn't worry yourself about it. The human body is f*cked up. Get your girlfriend to try it on you. If she agrees make sure you whop it up her sh*t hole too lol

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 09:18 PM

That was f*cking hilarious.

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 09:21 PM

 Get your girlfriend to try it on you. If she agrees make sure you whop it up her sh*t hole too lol

You think he has  one?

He'll be ditching her for a guy now anyway if he does.

 

Funny story though, good laugh.


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Posted 24 November 2013 - 10:24 PM

That sounds pretty hot. Just add some steamy adjectives (or maybe a bit about the doctor reminding you of your father) and you've got some decent erotica!


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 04:52 AM

 

 

My only reaction. 

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 05:12 AM

Wow.

 

I think it's past my bed time.

 

:/


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 05:13 AM

This has literally got to be the biggest fail in the history of fails lol. Haven't laughed so hard in a long time. :lol:


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 06:50 AM

Ha, what a Weird thread...


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 07:07 AM

This topic made my day. :lol:

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 07:30 AM

 

Reminds me of some sh*t you read out of Real Ultimate Power:

 

 

 

Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder.  The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant.  The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair.  Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners.  But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure.  But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything.  The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive.  The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant.  Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound.  The ninja looks back at his girlfriend.  She smiles and they pork. 

 

Dafuq I just read? :lol:


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 08:00 AM

I am not really sure if you are being serious, or just trolling.

In the case you are being serious, I am sorry to say that IMO your doctor was behaving in an extremely unprofessional manner - in similar situations, patients could, and some would, sue or put in a complaint.

 

What we are taught in med school is that you should immediately stop examination or procedure (where possible) if a patient displays any sexual arousal.

Saying "Oh hello there haha," and then continuing is inexcusable from anyone acting in any sort of professional manner.

 

If this is real, I do feel sorry for your embarrassment, though I do hope you understand how others (myself included) find it funny.


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 08:10 AM

I had a weird experience, too. Some guy came into my office for a colorectal examination and seemed to enjoy himself waaaaay too much.

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 12:34 AM

damn i did not expect this kind of reaction i just wanted to share since i obv am not going to tell anyone irl, ffs. so weird


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 12:57 AM

I didn't read the OP, I just came in to see the other comments as the title lead me to believe it would be a troll fest. And boy I wasn't wrong, love GTAF at times :lol: .


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 03:54 PM

If you guys think having your prostate stimulated and enjoying it is 'gay', I think you need to revisit your beliefs regarding sexuality.

 

But lol op, that's hilariously embarrassing. Did the butt doctor figure out what was wrong? Accidentally sit on a macaroni replica of one of your friends?


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 04:00 PM

Thanks for giving me a nightmare, OP.


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Posted 28 November 2013 - 07:02 PM

brah i srsly cant stop thinking about the occurence... like you know when you and your gf have just broke up and shes all you seem to think about.. all i am thinking about is what happened and the doctors face when it happened, sum1 help me plz i honestly thought i was just a normal person, i wanna puke


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Posted 28 November 2013 - 07:36 PM

Posts like this is why this forum fails.


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Posted 28 November 2013 - 08:24 PM

If it is bothering seek legal advice.

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#29

Posted 01 December 2013 - 06:47 PM

still got some tingles 

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Posted 01 December 2013 - 07:30 PM

Lmao!




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