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Posted 24 November 2013 - 10:33 AM Edited by J-Real, 16 December 2013 - 03:15 PM.

Good morning everyone, and welcome to another edition of the Showroom. Let's have a look at the Weeny Issi.

 

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Background

The Weeny Issi is the Mini Cooper of the GTA universe, making it's first appearance in V. This compact car is one of the smallest 2 door convertibles in the game, and also one of the fastest (tied with the Blista). The name is a reference to the Mini's original designer Sir alex Issigonis.

 

Design

The Issi has a small boxy design that goes quite well with touring around the city. The Issi has a racing strip down the middle, giving it a secondary colour. But other than that there aren't any other major modifications that can be done to the Issi... which is quite disappointing.

 

Speed - 7.0

Much like the Mini Cooper, the Issi packs a punch of speed regardless of it's small size. It's also good to note that the Mini is a FWD vehicle, giving it a great boost of acceleration with little to no burnout.

 

Handling - 7.0

The Issi has good handling, but nothing to be amazed about. The small size and weight makes it easy to stop, and the narrow body enables the driver to handle turns properly. Although the FWD can get messy when over-steering. 

 

Durability - 8.0

Luckily, I've had the pleasure of testing out the Issi for quite a long time. And what I noticed is the presistance the car has for getting things done, no matter what the objective. I remember going through so much car chases, and drug transports that the Issi has done well. I think it has something to do with its small size and quick acceleration that makes them fun and exciting. Kinda like the Italian job lol.

 

Location

  • Can be found anywhere but has a certain spawn time.
  • Mostly found near Del Perro Beach
  • Can be purchased Via-online game for $18,000

 

So what do you guys think of the Issi?

And if you happen to own one, make sure to post pictures!

 

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#2

Posted 24 November 2013 - 10:38 AM

it was so much fun to use when i HAD one, replaced with the bifta


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Posted 24 November 2013 - 10:50 AM

"FWD vehicle, giving it a great boost of acceleration with little to no burnout."

Some game designer has obviously never driven a sporty, light fwd car...

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:20 PM

"FWD vehicle, giving it a great boost of acceleration with little to no burnout."

Some game designer has obviously never driven a sporty, light fwd car...

 

obviously

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 05:17 PM

it was so much fun to use when i HAD one, replaced with the bifta

 

Awww, seems like this new Bifta is a big hit with people. 


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Posted 24 November 2013 - 05:26 PM

My girlfriend picked a Issi as her first car. Its still her favorite car to drive around in.


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Posted 24 November 2013 - 05:28 PM

 

"FWD vehicle, giving it a great boost of acceleration with little to no burnout."

Some game designer has obviously never driven a sporty, light fwd car...

 

obviously

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Or driven a RWD fully tuned vehicle. Burnouts SUCK in this game.


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Posted 24 November 2013 - 05:29 PM

Style wise I dont really like it tbh, and I wont go out of my way to drive one, but I'm never disappointed when I do drive one.


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Posted 24 November 2013 - 05:56 PM

My girlfriend picked a Issi as her first car. Its still her favorite car to drive around in.

 

Oh nice, I've always actually thought that the Issi was more for female players (Much like in real life) 

 

 

 

"FWD vehicle, giving it a great boost of acceleration with little to no burnout."

Some game designer has obviously never driven a sporty, light fwd car...

 

obviously

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Or driven a RWD fully tuned vehicle. Burnouts SUCK in this game.

 

 

NEED MOAR SMOKE


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Posted 24 November 2013 - 06:20 PM

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 07:51 PM

^ Lovin the colour scheme there.

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 11:46 PM

Tried one out a few days ago and I LOVE the handling, it's so much fun! I'm considering having an Issi or a Blista in my garage as they're nippy and their handling actually saved me a few times from griefers.

 

Also, pop the rear tires and try driving straight...

 

Oh! And you can do a 720 degree turn with enough speed and a clear path.


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 12:04 AM

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yolo swag


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 03:35 AM

Tried one out a few days ago and I LOVE the handling, it's so much fun! I'm considering having an Issi or a Blista in my garage as they're nippy and their handling actually saved me a few times from griefers.

 

Also, pop the rear tires and try driving straight...

 

Oh! And you can do a 720 degree turn with enough speed and a clear path.

 

Yeah! The Issi makes a great getaway vehicle, perfect for chases and missions.

 

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bahaha nice, you look like Kanye West.

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 08:21 AM

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 09:26 AM


Tried one out a few days ago and I LOVE the handling, it's so much fun! I'm considering having an Issi or a Blista in my garage as they're nippy and their handling actually saved me a few times from griefers.
 
Also, pop the rear tires and try driving straight...
 
Oh! And you can do a 720 degree turn with enough speed and a clear path.

 
Yeah! The Issi makes a great getaway vehicle, perfect for chases and missions.
 

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bahaha nice, you look like Kanye West.



Lol I thought the same thing and was going to post it until I read yours.

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 11:24 AM

I love this nimble car. 

 

I painted it all yellow and put the roof on and it looks like Mr. Bean's car.

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 12:27 PM

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 12:28 PM

 

it was so much fun to use when i HAD one, replaced with the bifta

 

Awww, seems like this new Bifta is a big hit with people. 

 

the customization won me over


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 12:29 PM

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CHROME ADDER IS THE BEST !!!


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 12:46 PM

Only use mine for races.

 

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Posted 25 November 2013 - 08:03 PM

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Nice! I like how you made your own little dune buggy by putting offroad tires on your Issi.


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 10:53 AM

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 03:46 PM

Wow, seems like a lot of people are painting their Issis white. Looks great!


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 03:48 PM

Wow, seems like a lot of people are painting their Issis white. Looks great!

looks good with the black colour that matches the roof, and a lime green stripe too

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Posted 29 November 2013 - 01:39 AM

Just had to let go of my Issi to make room for more cars for these threads. i will greatly miss it.... But then again I can always get another one in the near future.


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Posted 29 November 2013 - 01:43 AM

I'd rather walk than get in one of those.

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Posted 01 December 2013 - 03:19 AM

Then by all means keep walkin! lol

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 12:24 PM


My friend smashed one up with melee weapons, it didnt explode but it looked like a moped car, so small, it was fun driving it until it started to burn

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 12:34 PM

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CHROME ADDER IS THE BEST !!!

 

For the love of god, this "joke" is older than the internet.





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