I swear I'm going to track down and punch the next person who says "Cheese"
Cheese isn't a f*cking topping. It's an ESSENTIAL part of a what makes up a Pizza and a Pizza wouldn't be a Pizza if it didn't have Cheese.
"So what toppings do you want Sir?"
"Oh yeah, not much. I just have bread, tomato and Cheese. But I don't really have any other toppings"
"Ew really? I hate those toppings, Tomato is ok, but I never have Bread or Cheese"
*This Man's Pizza*: