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#61

Posted 25 November 2013 - 12:41 AM

Lamar is way better than Gerald, niggaaah.

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#62

Posted 25 November 2013 - 12:45 AM

 

Lamar is way better than Gerald, niggaaah.

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You like ASSassin's Creed.

 

Your opinion is invalid :>

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#63

Posted 25 November 2013 - 12:48 AM

Do you want to 

 

 

 

Lamar is way better than Gerald, niggaaah.

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You like ASSassin's Creed.

 

Your opinion is invalid :>

 

Do you want to fight again??


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#64

Posted 25 November 2013 - 12:54 AM

Go back to time-out corner.

 

Keep your mouth shut about me, ya hear?


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#65

Posted 26 November 2013 - 04:37 PM

so we all agree that gerald is a dumbass dickhead?


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 04:42 PM

you have killed me with your awesome thread and hilarious replies


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 04:43 PM Edited by Zwenkwiel, 26 November 2013 - 04:46 PM.

to be fair packie isn't really a big name in LS
he was back in LC with his whole family but now he's no more than a henchman to micheal and co
same with brucie, though it would be nice if we had to steal cars for him or something

but you are right lot of the characters aren't that interesting and the ones that are don't get a whole lot of attention
Lamar is an awesome character but all he really does is give you the first race
Simeon sucks but you leave him behind pretty quick as his missions are cheap and boring
Gerald isn't anything special, his missions seem to stop past a certain level and he doesn't pay very well
mainly do work for martin and lester atm but they're kind of bland as well

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 04:45 PM

I remember doing a mission for Gerald, was the last time I did one for him. Had to attack a pier full of heavily armed Vagos, kill them all, steal a boat, drive it forever while being chased, finally get the damn boat where it needs to be after 10-20mins of mission play time, 500RP, 1,000 Dollars.

 

Gerald is a what the f*ck.


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#69

Posted 26 November 2013 - 05:21 PM

geralds a cocksucka


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 05:26 PM Edited by Jyra, 26 November 2013 - 05:27 PM.


 

Lamar is way better than Gerald, niggaaah.

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They say the word "niggah" about 900 times in the single player and that's just cut scenes.  This forum doesn't filter it and many people do not consider it a racial slur because it is typically used as a replacement word for "Friend, Brother, Bro, Guy, Chap".

 

I'm looking forward to the Bowling Heists.


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#71

Posted 26 November 2013 - 05:27 PM

wtf is a gerald


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 05:29 PM

Keep your mouth shut about him, you hear?


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#73

Posted 26 November 2013 - 05:45 PM

WHAT THE F*CK IS A SIMEEN?


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#74

Posted 26 November 2013 - 06:27 PM

Niggaz cant say nigga in here?
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Posted 26 November 2013 - 06:34 PM



gerald
broke ass
"thanks for the 50 pounds of coke here is 10 dollars"


I died
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Posted 07 March 2014 - 08:30 PM

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Posted 07 March 2014 - 08:47 PM Edited by livejoker, 07 March 2014 - 08:48 PM.

It's a bit sad to see R* implement GTA IV characters in this new city but with no actual....connections. Sure, Packie is robbing stuff, trying to make a living, but Brucie is, for all we know, a guy in an apartment sending out random bullshark testosterone packages. At least make him a shop somewhere in the city called "The Man Juice" or "Thai-Chi Thai-ght Chi-cks" because he always gets the bitches.

Something to make him more cemented in the world. I never call Brucie because of that.
 


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#78

Posted 07 March 2014 - 09:05 PM Edited by stonedpimpso, 07 March 2014 - 09:06 PM.

Gerald is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of Grand Theft Auto. He is the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite our sincerest efforts we have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While he remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.
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#79

Posted 07 March 2014 - 09:11 PM

lol, this thread again

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#80

Posted 07 March 2014 - 09:13 PM


Now keep your mouth shut about me, you hear?

 
He obviously didn't hear this part of Gerald's instructions lol.

First rule of fight club, is to not talk about fight club
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#81

Posted 07 March 2014 - 09:15 PM

So this is what started it all...

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#82

Posted 07 March 2014 - 09:22 PM

Best opening post of any thread on GTAF.


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#83

Posted 07 March 2014 - 09:27 PM

A gerald is a unknown species. Finding it can get you a reward of $100,000,000 and a purple dildo as featured in GTA:SA

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#84

Posted 07 March 2014 - 09:27 PM

This thread is so retarded I actually laughed

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#85

Posted 08 March 2014 - 10:25 AM

Bowling heists!! LOL you are a genius.


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#86

Posted 08 March 2014 - 10:39 AM

Wtf is a necro
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#87

Posted 08 March 2014 - 10:40 AM

Please moderators, pin this thread.
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#88

Posted 08 March 2014 - 10:50 AM

BEHOLD

Thanks for bumping a useless topic
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