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#31

Posted 23 November 2013 - 09:47 AM

huh...


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 09:56 AM

It's meant for progression. You start with crappy payouts at first and then move up to richer mission givers. 


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#33

Posted 23 November 2013 - 10:01 AM

It's meant for progression. You start with crappy payouts at first and then move up to richer mission givers. 

 

Ahahahahahahahaha but he still sends you those offers. And "richer mission givers"... like Trevor or Lamar?


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 10:03 AM

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Gerald is obviously in the closet. The edgy, deliberate facial hair. The big bear, tough guy act. The defensiveness. The voice...
Classic homosexual denial.



now keep your mouth shut about him, ya hear?
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Posted 23 November 2013 - 10:11 AM Edited by TexasToast712, 23 November 2013 - 10:11 AM.

Gerald - "Hey Fool."

Me - " THE f*ck YOU CALLING A FOOL YOU BROKE ASS CLOSET GANSTA?!
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#36

Posted 23 November 2013 - 11:15 AM

Don't you be fooling around with that Lamar, he's not real you know

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 11:17 AM Edited by Blasterman4EVER, 23 November 2013 - 11:17 AM.

Ah Gerald.

He will never realize his potential.

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#38

Posted 23 November 2013 - 11:19 AM

Gerald is obviously in the closet. The edgy, deliberate facial hair. The big bear, tough guy act. The defensiveness. The voice...

Classic homosexual denial.


Have you noticed that you can't kill Gerald in the cut scenes he appears in? You should report him to rockstar blasterman. He's using game exploits for sure. I've already put him on my ignore list.
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Posted 23 November 2013 - 11:22 AM

The first rule of the gerald is we do not talk about the gerald.
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Posted 23 November 2013 - 11:22 AM

Gerald is obviously in the closet. The edgy, deliberate facial hair. The big bear, tough guy act. The defensiveness. The voice...

Classic homosexual denial.

Have you noticed that you can't kill Gerald in the cut scenes he appears in? You should report him to rockstar blasterman. He's using game exploits for sure. I've already put him on my ignore list.

Rockstar doesn't allow fat characters for personal use.

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#41

Posted 23 November 2013 - 11:32 AM

Gerald is obviously in the closet. The edgy, deliberate facial hair. The big bear, tough guy act. The defensiveness. The voice...

Classic homosexual denial.

Have you noticed that you can't kill Gerald in the cut scenes he appears in? You should report him to rockstar blasterman. He's using game exploits for sure. I've already put him on my ignore list.
Rockstar doesn't allow fat characters for personal use.

That's even more evidence you can provide to rockstar. Definitely a hacker, do your duty as an anti-glitch crusader and make a recording and report him

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 11:39 AM

I would like to point out that he's the only semi polite person who calls.
"Just wanted to see how you're doin. If you ever need anything, call me”
I'll take that over Martin threatening me constantly.

Sometimes I even do call him just to say Hey.
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#43

Posted 23 November 2013 - 12:19 PM

"wtf is a gerald" I don't know why but this had me dying.

lmfao me too! OP I agree with you !!!

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#44

Posted 23 November 2013 - 12:47 PM

A gerald is how we used to dupe cars


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 01:20 PM

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 01:21 PM

Nico, come on, lets go bowling!


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 01:25 PM

Now keep your mouth shut about me, you hear?

 

 

For me it has come to the point where i am GOING TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT GERALD!! :D:D f*ck him, he had it coming ;)


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#48

Posted 23 November 2013 - 02:11 PM

wtf is a gerald.. you just made my day

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#49

Posted 23 November 2013 - 02:20 PM

Oh the irony; Blasterfruit calling someone a homo.

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#50

Posted 23 November 2013 - 03:33 PM

Nice.


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 03:35 PM

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 03:35 PM

'Ight'


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 04:58 PM

Gerald isn't broke. He's the embodiment of R* in-game - sending you on boring missions and then paying you peanuts for it.


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 05:02 PM

"niko, will you  come to my birthday party? it is gonna be a huge pizza party"

 

f*ck you roman, stop calling me, I dont care about your cab, offer me a better friend bonus next time. Like Jacob, he knows whats up.

 

I liked this comment until I saw your avatar....

 

Nice to hear about those SAS deathsquads in Belfast :D


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#55

Posted 23 November 2013 - 05:04 PM

Gerald are the parents.

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#56

Posted 23 November 2013 - 05:21 PM

Gerald isn't broke. He's the embodiment of R* in-game - sending you on boring missions and then paying you peanuts for it.


This.

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#57

Posted 23 November 2013 - 05:22 PM

Fact remains though.. Gerald > Lamar.


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#58

Posted 23 November 2013 - 05:30 PM

Gerald is obviously in the closet. The edgy, deliberate facial hair. The big bear, tough guy act. The defensiveness. The voice...
Classic homosexual denial.

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#59

Posted 23 November 2013 - 05:31 PM Edited by ijustcameheretobeeotch, 23 November 2013 - 05:33 PM.

lamar > Gerald

 

lamar actually does missions. Gerald stays in a ghetto apartment with a busted bmx on his porch. lamar has other contacts while Gerald only has you to call.


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#60

Posted 25 November 2013 - 12:35 AM

Lamar is way better than Gerald, niggaaah.

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