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#1

Posted 23 November 2013 - 12:52 AM Edited by razorsharkhead, 23 November 2013 - 12:59 AM.

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you have brucie and packie in the game

AND YOU GIVE ME A GERALD

WHY DO I NEED A SIMEON? 

I WANT TO PLAY MISSIONS SENT BY PCKIE AND BRUCIE.

LIKE WTF

gerald

broke ass

"thanks for the 50 pounds of coke here is 10 dollars"

I'D RATHER HAVE ROMAN TELLING ME TO GO ON BOWLING HEISTS 

MISSION OBJECTIVE: GRAB THE BEST BOWLING BALL

i swear

get rid of these boring guys

simeon, "get me car"

gerald, "coke mang

 

edit; i take back what i said about roman. he wasn't that bad.. i feel bad for him..

"niko, will you  come to my birthday party? it is gonna be a huge pizza party"

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#2

Posted 23 November 2013 - 12:52 AM

 

gerald

broke ass

"thanks for the 50 pounds of coke here is 10 dollars"

 

 

This.

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 12:52 AM Edited by JohnGazman, 23 November 2013 - 12:53 AM.

Gerald isn't broke. He's the embodiment of R* in-game - sending you on boring missions and then paying you peanuts for it.

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 12:54 AM

Op 》》 "how do I connect to the interwebs"

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 12:56 AM

"wtf is a gerald" I don't know why but this had me dying.

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 12:56 AM

"wtf is a gerald"
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Posted 23 November 2013 - 12:57 AM

Now keep your mouth shut about me, you hear?

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 12:57 AM

I'D RATHER HAVE ROMAN TELLING ME TO GO ON BOWLING HEISTS 

MISSION OBJECTIVE: GRAB THE BEST BOWLING BALL

 

NICO IT'S YOUR COUSIN LET'S GO BOWLING.

 

Pay - $10


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 12:59 AM

"wtf is a gerald"

Its like a snipe, you have to say gerald and clap your hands three times to find him ;)

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 01:01 AM

 

"wtf is a gerald"

Its like a snipe, you have to say gerald and clap your hands three times to find him ;)

 

wow. what a legend. 


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 01:05 AM

"wtf is a gerald" has serious meme potential
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Posted 23 November 2013 - 03:08 AM

Gernald is so rich

He used to pay niggas 9k till he lost count and started ripping you off cause your character got careless


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 03:17 AM

 BOWLING HEISTS 

 

YES !

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 03:18 AM

Now keep your mouth shut about me, you hear?

lol


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 03:35 AM

Bowling heists lmao

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 04:01 AM

Now keep your mouth shut about me, you hear?

 

He obviously didn't hear this part of Gerald's instructions lol.

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 04:04 AM

A Gerald is a sub-species of clown fish.

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 04:22 AM

"niko, will you  come to my birthday party? it is gonna be a huge pizza party"

 

f*ck you roman, stop calling me, I dont care about your cab, offer me a better friend bonus next time. Like Jacob, he knows whats up.


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 04:24 AM

f*cking made me cracked up.


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 05:48 AM

Dude is a total leech for sure. Too scurred to do his own dirt so he hides in his apartment getting other people to do his work. That is why he doesn't want you talkin bout him...he shook, cause there ain't no such thing as half-way crooks.

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 05:55 AM

you have brucie and packie in the game

AND YOU GIVE ME A GERALD

WHY DO I NEED A SIMEON? 

I WANT TO PLAY MISSIONS SENT BY PCKIE AND BRUCIE.

LIKE WTF

gerald

broke ass

"thanks for the 50 pounds of coke here is 10 dollars"

I'D RATHER HAVE ROMAN TELLING ME TO GO ON BOWLING HEISTS 

MISSION OBJECTIVE: GRAB THE BEST BOWLING BALL

i swear

get rid of these boring guys

simeon, "get me car"

gerald, "coke mang

 

edit; i take back what i said about roman. he wasn't that bad.. i feel bad for him..

"niko, will you  come to my birthday party? it is gonna be a huge pizza party"

Sir, how much have you had to drink this evening? I think Simeon is faaar worse. It's like "Hey, you are like a son to me." "That is why i will pay you a nice $500 for two cars, eh?"


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 05:57 AM

Lol I laughed. OP seems to hate Gerald and the other annoying get this car f*cker.

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 07:13 AM

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Normally I just lurk, but I had to join for this.

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 07:16 AM

That is why he doesn't want you talkin bout him...he shook, cause there ain't no such thing as half-way crooks.


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 07:20 AM

I f*cking lost it at Bowling Heist

 

oh my god


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 08:22 AM

" Now keep your mouth shut about me you hear "


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 08:24 AM

No hay bronca

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 09:11 AM

Gernald is so rich

He used to pay niggas 9k till he lost count and started ripping you off cause your character got careless

 

This is the perfect explanation. He was rich, giving away 9.000$ for nothing all the time until he woke up from his coke-induced delirium and thought "DAFUQ?!" and he started to rip them off.


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 09:31 AM

Haha lol this is hilarious.... Bad
day to good!!

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#30

Posted 23 November 2013 - 09:47 AM

Watcha got?








Aight, cool.
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