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Divbo
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#151

Posted 07 December 2013 - 09:32 AM

392: Smart phones never lose battery power in Los Santos,  maybe they are powered by the sun?


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Posted 07 December 2013 - 11:43 AM

393. Lamar has millions of Lifeinvader friends
394. Lester knows millions of dangerous idiots

395. Trevor has millions of people f*cking with his business

396. Simeon has millions of nephews and nieces

397. Girls on GTA:O are fugly

398. Trevor isn't scared by clowns anymore. He is a big boy now

399. Michael saw the visitors

400. I swear Franklin's voice actor was doing a CJ impersonation for his character

 

PS: I know somebodys going to do something cute for #420. So overrated


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Posted 07 December 2013 - 11:45 AM Edited by L0st-D4md, 07 December 2013 - 11:45 AM.

392: Smart phones never lose battery power in Los Santos,  maybe they are powered by the sun?

 

401. Recent smartphone models tend to be solar powered rather than with rechargeable batteries


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#154

Posted 07 December 2013 - 11:58 AM

402. Lowering brightness improves the visual feel


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#155

Posted 07 December 2013 - 12:26 PM

403. Trevor is Canadian.


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#156

Posted 07 December 2013 - 05:20 PM

404. LSPD has millions of helicopters. And they have the teleportation technology installed on them.


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#157

Posted 07 December 2013 - 05:46 PM

405. Police cars are one of the fastest cars when cops drives them

406. Maddog is famous

407. CJ was never mentioned from anyone


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#158

Posted 07 December 2013 - 06:45 PM

408 Try stealing a car from an airport parking space you'll have like 5 cops shooting at you immediately.


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#159

Posted 09 December 2013 - 11:35 PM

409. On GTA Online you can carry billions on dollars in cash, in your pocket

410. You have special pants to hide all sorts of guns.


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Posted 09 December 2013 - 11:56 PM

411. Noone knows how to roll a window down when you are going to shoot from a car. Easier to just bust it out with your elbow I guess.

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Posted 09 December 2013 - 11:59 PM Edited by Broken Condom Kid, 10 December 2013 - 12:03 AM.

412: Amanda is a back page hooker

 

413: Eclipse Tower must be overfilling with people

 

414: Franklin has duplicated his car and donated it to a bunch of people online

 

415: On the website is the Principe Faggio, but in LS Customs, is a Pegassi Faggio

 

416: 3 Monkeys who masturbate is considered talent

 

417: Ursula and Trevor are perfect for each other

 

418: A simple mural is causing a bigger wild goose chase for the jetpack than the hunt for the Boston Bombers

 

419: The same mechanic runs all LS Customs

 

420: Blaze It (I saw the chance and I took it)

 

421: In 1990's San Andreas had VTOL's, but in 2013, San Andreas seem to have lost them all

 

422: My 9F front end was smashed in, my roof was nearly gone, and 3 of my wheels were missing, repairs only cost $454 


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#162

Posted 10 December 2013 - 01:01 AM

423.  righteous slaughter 7 based off C.O.D

424. Jimmy is the best player in RS7

425. Jimmy is a perfect troll

426. Jimmy got kidnapped for trollin' to much


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#163

Posted 10 December 2013 - 03:37 AM

427. The tank driver on mission "The Paleto Score" need a glasses


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#164

Posted 10 December 2013 - 03:39 AM

428. Trevor is the most insane Canadian in the world.


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#165

Posted 10 December 2013 - 05:52 AM

429. Tanks have tires.

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Posted 10 December 2013 - 05:56 AM

430. If you steal a bicycle out of cop sight, helicopters won't recognise you, even if they know exactly how you look.


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#167

Posted 10 December 2013 - 05:59 AM

All the previous GTA's taught us that tanks have tires, lol


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#168

Posted 10 December 2013 - 09:41 AM

431: 99% of people who play GTA are actually murderous psychopaths. True story. 


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#169

Posted 10 December 2013 - 11:16 AM

432. Your char never have to use the bathroom

433. You don't ever have to eat again since CJ.

434. You cannot get fat.

435. You cannot lift weights

436. People can't fight in Los Santos

437. You cannot learn new fight style

438. Speeding doesn't give you a ticket by cops watching

439. Weed did nothing to Frank when he smoked it from the business guy/protester.

440. Trevor don't like smoking or smokers.

441. There is snow in Los Santos during cheats


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Posted 10 December 2013 - 11:01 PM

442. The years haven't been particularly good to Radio Los Santos

443. Gangs seem somewhat less in numbers compared to two decades ago

444. Mr. Raspberry Jam died a lonely death bringing joy to a lonely man

445. Trevor seems to have a thing for teddy bears, animals and mature aged women.


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#171

Posted 16 December 2013 - 04:30 AM

446. Even when it comes to GTA, people still prefer story over gameplay for some bizzare reason

447. People do not no the difference between GTA San Andreas 2.0 and GTA V.


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#172

Posted 16 December 2013 - 05:20 AM

441. There is snow in Los Santos during cheats

 

446. Seasons are cycled through button combinations and not the position of the sun.


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#173

Posted 20 December 2013 - 02:57 PM

The asshole mechanic drives away with your car.


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#174

Posted 20 December 2013 - 03:21 PM

448. The drivers are c*nts who say, "Oh nobody is behind me, even though I didn't look, OH I DINK I'll merge! Lemme just make a sharp turn into my left lane! Oh no, I hit someone, who gives a f*ck! Lemme drive off! La la la..." when they change lanes.




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