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1000 Things We Learnt In Los Santos

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#121

Posted 29 November 2013 - 05:13 PM

320. The mechanic steals your car if you bump into them.

 

321. Trevor is gay.

 

322. If you use the Invincibilty cheat. Fly a Jumbo Jet over the Ocean, and dive straight into it. You will eventually sink so far down, that you spawn right at carnival at the beach again.


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#122

Posted 30 November 2013 - 06:47 AM

323. All of the fast food outlets are mysteriously closed

324. Even as a billionaire, Trevor still eats trash for food

325. ...and Micheal still won't buy Jimmy a new car (Discipline?)

326. When Devin said there were 10 Z-Types, I think he meant 10 Million


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Posted 30 November 2013 - 10:15 AM Edited by SopFox3, 30 November 2013 - 10:18 AM.

320. The mechanic steals your car if you bump into them.

 

321. Trevor is gay.

 

322. If you use the Invincibilty cheat. Fly a Jumbo Jet over the Ocean, and dive straight into it. You will eventually sink so far down, that you spawn right at carnival at the beach again.

327. Trevor really Bi

328. Los Santos isn't a safe place to live

329. There is absolutely no ice cream truck in Los Santos

330. MADDOG Mansion isn't in Los Santos.

331. Micheal hates Traffic

332. THERE ARE NO CATS IN LOS SANTOS!!


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#124

Posted 30 November 2013 - 12:08 PM Edited by Goneinfiveseconds, 30 November 2013 - 12:27 PM.

333. Mute Criminals are everywhere in Los Santos and Blaine County

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Posted 30 November 2013 - 12:18 PM

334. Los Santos Police Helicopters (all 75 billion of them) are equipped with slip space drives.

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#126

Posted 30 November 2013 - 12:29 PM

 

335. Safe in stores are indestructable

336. Stun gun is a lethal weapon

337. molotov Cocktail is a rare weapon


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#127

Posted 30 November 2013 - 02:57 PM

320. The mechanic steals your car if you bump into them.

 

321. Trevor is gay.

 

322. If you use the Invincibilty cheat. Fly a Jumbo Jet over the Ocean, and dive straight into it. You will eventually sink so far down, that you spawn right at carnival at the beach again.

 

321. Trevor is bisexual


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#128

Posted 30 November 2013 - 04:10 PM Edited by livejoker, 02 December 2013 - 04:13 AM.

Sad to see that most of the recent  entries are the same whining crap about cops being superheroes.

338: Every black guy is CJ.

338 and a half: Buying the apartment on Cougar Avenue in hopes your neighbor is a hot 40 year old mom...well, you'll be disappointed.

edit*: Yeah, I screwed up the count by the idiot above me correcting someone.


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Posted 30 November 2013 - 06:16 PM Edited by Mr.Killa, 30 November 2013 - 06:17 PM.

The counting got f*cked up. 

 

339: Tracey is a slut.

340: Amanda is a slut.

341: Jimmy is a wigga.

342: Simeon is too much of a pussy to f*ck with Franklin and Michael.

343: Trevor is the coolest dude in San Andreas.

344: In songs they mention a place called Los Angeles, which looks identical to Los Santos in many ways.

345: The game is not broken, and if you tell Bert that he is wrong and that he should stop with his brony picture and pink text, he`ll tell you how you hate people who are different.

346: The Mission Row area in Downtown LS feels like an Liberty City ghetto.

347: Franklin and Lamar have sh*tty taste in rap music.


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#130

Posted 30 November 2013 - 06:23 PM

348: The cops are consistent. If someone calls the cops on you, they'll shoot you to death for blinking too fast. If you call the cops on someone, they'll shotgun his ass for lowering his shoulders.


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#131

Posted 01 December 2013 - 02:56 AM

 

320. The mechanic steals your car if you bump into them.

 

321. Trevor is gay.

 

322. If you use the Invincibilty cheat. Fly a Jumbo Jet over the Ocean, and dive straight into it. You will eventually sink so far down, that you spawn right at carnival at the beach again.

 

321. Trevor is bisexual

 

 

 

349. Trevor is so insane and unpredictable we can't really class him as a sexual orientation


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#132

Posted 01 December 2013 - 04:29 AM

350. Multi story parking is popular in Los Santos

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Posted 02 December 2013 - 11:54 PM Edited by luvanurse41, 03 December 2013 - 12:00 AM.

351. The mechanic is an asshole, you call him. And he never answers you unless you pay him his $50. He's like slenderman.

 

352. People are douche bags online. They kill you for no reasons whenever you want to meet them. Play nice, this isn't a deathmatch. It's freeroam.


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Posted 03 December 2013 - 12:48 AM Edited by saintsrow, 03 December 2013 - 12:56 AM.

349. Trevor is so insane and unpredictable we can't really class him as a sexual orientation

353.  Trevor will do questionable things with mountain goats, deer, chickens and pigs if he catches them. 

 

 

314:   Some small bushes are like brick walls

354.  Genetically modified shrubbery in Los Santos uses Adamantium in place of cellulose. 

 

 


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Posted 03 December 2013 - 06:18 AM Edited by SopFox3, 03 December 2013 - 06:19 AM.

355. Brad survived a little long by a heart shot

356. Brad wasn't in Los Santos (Mybad)

357. Los Santos is based on 2013

358. There are no AK47 and old skool guns in Los Santos.

359. Franklin and Lamar repeatly says Nigga.

360. Trevor hates THE LOST MC

361. I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY COMIC SANS IN LOS SANTOS


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Posted 03 December 2013 - 06:24 AM Edited by maxoS, 03 December 2013 - 06:25 AM.

362. GTA V is since 2 months boring sh*t!


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#137

Posted 03 December 2013 - 06:35 AM

363. Trevor just wanted to be a good neighbor

364. Dogs can casually be run over with no moral claim

365. Coyote for dinner


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#138

Posted 03 December 2013 - 07:06 AM

366. Why did Michael move to Los Santos? I guess it was the weather.

 

367. LA's massive nightlife is poorly represented in this game.


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#139

Posted 03 December 2013 - 10:36 AM

368. We never leant what Franklin did in 2004

369. Micheal and Trevor been friends and robbed banks in 2004.

370. Trevor stole a nuke to sell to the chinese.

371. Lester got pissed at Trevor for doing so


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#140

Posted 03 December 2013 - 11:03 AM

372. You can shoot bulbs now 


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Posted 03 December 2013 - 11:05 AM

373: Everyone uses this thread as an excuse for their complaints.

 

378: Half of the LSPD is bald, some of them even look like Agent 47!

 

379: The LSIA has it's own Bus for workers.

 

 


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#142

Posted 03 December 2013 - 11:20 AM

380: the railway system is pointless.

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Posted 06 December 2013 - 01:52 AM

381. Everybody thinks they're so cool because they have an iFruit or a Drone

382. Nobody has mentioned Madd Dogg since....

383. The Army would rather intercept Bank Jobs over Middle Eastern wars

384. Trevor just wants to be loved.. <3


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#144

Posted 06 December 2013 - 04:03 AM

385. No one in LS can make Trevor's truck clean. Even if you respay another colour on it


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#145

Posted 06 December 2013 - 12:32 PM

382. Nobody has mentioned Madd Dogg since....

386. There's a Madd Dogg poster in Franklin's house.

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Posted 06 December 2013 - 03:00 PM Edited by Divbo, 06 December 2013 - 03:00 PM.

387 : You can crash through, and destroy large metal posts, but a wooden one will f*ck you up


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Posted 06 December 2013 - 03:11 PM

388. Roman is underwater and he still wants to go bowling -.-


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#148

Posted 06 December 2013 - 07:16 PM

389. You can paint a Surfer yellow and drive it into the sea and pretend its a submarine


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#149

Posted 07 December 2013 - 05:33 AM

390. 1,250,000 isn't really a lot of money in GTA Online, spend it all on just buying a $400,000 house, $795,000 Entity XF.


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#150

Posted 07 December 2013 - 05:41 AM

391. Trevor lives in a trailer in the middle of nowhere, yet his phone is better than mine.





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