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Posted 28 November 2013 - 01:45 AM

282. No San Fernando Valley

283. They added the Falcon Punch (well, kinda)

284. Paramedics are useless

285. Crown Vics can only be found when parked

You dumbass you were suppose to start with 283. not 282. dipsh*t


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Posted 28 November 2013 - 01:48 AM

286. Los Santos & Liberty City had a cultural 'beef' at one point, just like the real life East Coast vs. West Coast thing in the 90's


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Posted 28 November 2013 - 02:10 AM

287: The Police Maverick actually comes from a helipad, unlike in Liberty City where is teleports into the sky.

288: Same goes for the Police Predator.

289: Tram drivers actually have brains in Los Santos, meaning they will attempt to stop of the track is obstructed.

290: The Los Santos Transit Bus System actually works unlike the Liberty City Transit Authority which has trouble getting it's buses out of the depot.


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#94

Posted 28 November 2013 - 02:14 AM

 

282. No San Fernando Valley

283. They added the Falcon Punch (well, kinda)

284. Paramedics are useless

285. Crown Vics can only be found when parked

You dumbass you were suppose to start with 283. not 282. dipsh*t

 

Fawk u. I can du whatevah i wan, asshole.


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Posted 28 November 2013 - 03:54 AM

291. Yes, Micheal, we are bouncing now.

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Posted 28 November 2013 - 04:35 AM

292. Cardboard can spin your car out of control.

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Posted 28 November 2013 - 05:24 AM

293. Movies are only 10 minutes long
294. Minivans are rare
295. Mechanics in Los Santos are too lazy to repair a rusty car.
296. Righteous Slaughter games are the same game as the last. Despite this, people still buy it.
297. Tennis Coaches are scared of black people.
298. Frankin Clinton is the only person in Los Santos who can make cars go 200+ mph.

299. The only city to not give a damn about 2013 top music hits.
 

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Posted 28 November 2013 - 07:58 AM

300. Physics in are horrible.


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Posted 28 November 2013 - 08:00 AM Edited by ZeusMowat_278, 28 November 2013 - 08:26 AM.

301. Construction goes on forever

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Posted 28 November 2013 - 08:08 AM Edited by -=Bert=-, 28 November 2013 - 08:10 AM.

302. Trucks magically change into police vehicles. Yep, I was chasing a semi-truck, got a wanted level, and it changed into a police vehicle, right in front of me...

 

This is one of the most broken games ever released...


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Posted 28 November 2013 - 09:40 AM Edited by PhillBellic, 28 November 2013 - 09:42 AM.

303. You cannot heve fun with the police in Los Santos or Blaine County.

304. They slaughter you if you stand near them.

 

305. Los Santos is suprisingly small for a Los Angeles expy.

 

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#102

Posted 28 November 2013 - 02:27 PM

306. Playable character's eyes see at a cap of 30 FPS.


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Posted 28 November 2013 - 02:34 PM

307: Trevor is a hipster

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Posted 28 November 2013 - 02:39 PM

308. Trevor is a literal motherf*cker.


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Posted 28 November 2013 - 04:26 PM

309: Trevor is not particular when it comes to satiating his sexual appetites.

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Posted 28 November 2013 - 09:36 PM

STFU Bert, every f*cking thread it's just you bitching in your gay pink text. Stop playing the game if you hate it so much, asshole.

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Posted 28 November 2013 - 09:40 PM

310. Real life Los Angeles County is painfully underrepresented in game.

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Posted 28 November 2013 - 09:42 PM

311. Alot of non-enterable shops play music when you get near to them, such as that reastaraunt on the end of the pier.


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Posted 29 November 2013 - 12:27 AM

302. Trucks magically change into police vehicles. Yep, I was chasing a semi-truck, got a wanted level, and it changed into a police vehicle, right in front of me...

 

This is one of the most broken games ever released...

If you really want to get your point across, stop using pink text and a My Little Pony avatar, otherwise nobody will take you seriously.


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Posted 29 November 2013 - 12:41 AM

312: You can not leave San Andreas

 

313 North Yanton Is not real


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Posted 29 November 2013 - 02:22 AM

 

302. Trucks magically change into police vehicles. Yep, I was chasing a semi-truck, got a wanted level, and it changed into a police vehicle, right in front of me...

 

This is one of the most broken games ever released...

If you really want to get your point across, stop using pink text and a My Little Pony avatar, otherwise nobody will take you seriously.

Oh I'm sorry, does being different rustle your jimmies? Why should I have to conform to society and act the same? You should realise there's a small part of society who don't conform and act the same. There are no rules against my avatar, nor is there a rule against my text colour.

I guess you're just another typical conformist to society, you hate those who are different and don't see things like you do. Why should I care what others think about me? They're not me, and they certainly don't control me, unlike you who lets society shape who you should be.

Is there something wrong with what I like? is there some big rule book that states what I can and can't like? What a joke, don't try to act like you can control others, because it certainly won't work on me. I don't conform, I don't "follow the crowd". If you don't like something, keep it to yourself, don't come crying to me just because you don't like what I like.

You just need to grow up and accept the fact that there will be those who aren't conformists. Don't like it? Too bad, stop complaining to me about it, I couldn't care less if you hate those who are unique, it's not my problem, deal with your own issues, or aren't you capable of such a task?

Yes, I am aware of the negative responses I will receive because I'm not a conformist. Do I care? Nope, why should I let others decide who I am? I will continue to post what I want, how I want, and be who I want. Some conformist who thinks we should all be the same isn't going to somehow change that.


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Posted 29 November 2013 - 02:28 AM

311. Alot of non-enterable shops play music when you get near to them, such as that reastaraunt on the end of the pier.

312: Standing near a woman on the phone escalates very quickly to running through the mountains getting shot at by helicopters.

 


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Posted 29 November 2013 - 02:32 AM

 

 

302. Trucks magically change into police vehicles. Yep, I was chasing a semi-truck, got a wanted level, and it changed into a police vehicle, right in front of me...

 

This is one of the most broken games ever released...

If you really want to get your point across, stop using pink text and a My Little Pony avatar, otherwise nobody will take you seriously.

Oh I'm sorry, does being different rustle your jimmies? Why should I have to conform to society and act the same? You should realise there's a small part of society who don't conform and act the same. There are no rules against my avatar, nor is there a rule against my text colour.

I guess you're just another typical conformist to society, you hate those who are different and don't see things like you do. Why should I care what others think about me? They're not me, and they certainly don't control me, unlike you who lets society shape who you should be.

Is there something wrong with what I like? is there some big rule book that states what I can and can't like? What a joke, don't try to act like you can control others, because it certainly won't work on me. I don't conform, I don't "follow the crowd". If you don't like something, keep it to yourself, don't come crying to me just because you don't like what I like.

You just need to grow up and accept the fact that there will be those who aren't conformists. Don't like it? Too bad, stop complaining to me about it, I couldn't care less if you hate those who are unique, it's not my problem, deal with your own issues, or aren't you capable of such a task?

Yes, I am aware of the negative responses I will receive because I'm not a conformist. Do I care? Nope, why should I let others decide who I am? I will continue to post what I want, how I want, and be who I want. Some conformist who thinks we should all be the same isn't going to somehow change that.

 

I'm not saying you should change who you are. I'm saying that if you want to get your point across seriously, you shouldn't use pink text and an avatar from a kid's show. If I got called for a job interview and showed up covered in tattoos in a vest, ripped jeans, with long hair and a beard, the employer would immediately ask me to leave. This applies to your situation.


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Posted 29 November 2013 - 05:45 AM Edited by Lisha, 29 November 2013 - 05:45 AM.

313. UNO, DOS, TRES, CUATRO, BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP.

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Posted 29 November 2013 - 10:09 AM

314:   Some small bushes are like brick walls


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Posted 29 November 2013 - 01:05 PM

315. Gangs in Los Santos are like Stormcloaks in Skyrim. You only really see them in actions and numbers during missions.


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Posted 29 November 2013 - 02:09 PM

316:  There is no Jetpack


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Posted 29 November 2013 - 03:42 PM

317: Micheal is not bad for a fat old f*cker.


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Posted 29 November 2013 - 04:42 PM

318. When your mechanic drops off your car, he has a New Jersey accent. However if you bump him the wrong way while getting into your vehicle, he turns Mexican, starts speaking Spanish and wants to fight you.

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Posted 29 November 2013 - 05:06 PM

319. Ringing up the mechanic to deliver a car & stand on the sidewalk & he'll say it's too far but stand on the road at the same place, no problems.




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