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#61

Posted 26 November 2013 - 12:56 PM

163. You can't always get what you want.


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 01:01 PM

164.  The lifeguard helicopter has infinite fuel


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 02:41 PM

165. Heavy Body Armor is sh***t online!

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 03:17 PM

166. Business managers are worthless in SA. If you dont help them every few days they get robbed or run out of booze.

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 03:30 PM

 

81. Pedestrians are bland and don't interact or do anything in the whole state.

 

 

It's because it's supposed to be Southern California,,,so #81 is pretty accurate in reality


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 06:06 PM

167. Cris Formage, Lazlow and a few others have the power to cross between different dimensions.

168. The weed in Los Santos causes you to flip out and believe you are being abducted by aliens.

169. You can leap out of a speeding car, causing a pile-up on the freeway and carry on with your day like it was nothing.

170. You can be shot a bunch of times and heal yourself completely by drinking a can of soda.


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 06:43 PM

171. People don't know how to count on here.

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 06:50 PM

172. All vehicles have invisible C4 planted on their roofs.


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 10:18 PM

173. There are some secret interiors in the game world that no one has found  ;) 
174. Not enough interiors


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 10:22 PM Edited by McGyver55, 26 November 2013 - 10:29 PM.

I have learned a lot about life by playing this game...

 

175- Cougars hang out next to highways waiting for people to fly though windshields.

 

176- Cardboard boxes and tents will stop a speeding SUV dead.

 

177- Cows and deer can be killed by bicycles.

 

178- Kicking resin furniture is a felony punishable by death.

 

179- Cars have their gas tanks in their roofs.

 

180-  If you are biking down a lonely mountain road near sunset Thelma and Louise will drop a car on you.

 

181- Pigs can randomly explode.

 

182- That other dog running toward you is not Chop.

 

183- A golf cart is not a good escape plan.

 

184- Nudists can be cannibals too.

 

185- That is not a friendly dolphin's fin circling you.

 

186- Even the wildlife can call the police on you.

 

187- You can not kill butterflies with a RPG round.

 

188- If you choose the wrong bike you have to wear Amelia Earhart's helmet all day.

 

189- Golf courses are restricted airspace.

 

190- If choose wisely you can make Trevor look like his little sister dressed him.

 

191- Robbing a convenience store with a bazooka is overkill.

 

192- Trevor does not own soap.

 

193- A box of pizza can flip over a speeding tractor trailer.

 

194- The odds of my neighbor's cat finding the jet pack are about equal with any of us.


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 10:28 PM

175. Having a family rocks.


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 10:35 PM

Female cops were disgracefully over hyped.  Only one exists in the entire state of SA in SP


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 10:40 PM

195- Comes after 194

 

196- Most Radio stations only in LS only play like 5 songs a day.


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 10:47 PM

@That one guy with the LA. Noire avatar

 

Actually there are Female Lifeguards, Park Rangers, Federal Agents, LSPD (They can be found at the Mission Row station sometimes), Sheriff's dept (Sandy Shores LSSD Outpost).

 

Pretty much you're the one who hasn't been around to explore....


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 11:05 PM

197. Porn has apparently been blocked completely from the internet.

198. If you meet one of your friends on the street and follow him around, he will knock you the f*ck out.

199. You can carry every available weapon in Los Santos around in your pocket.

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 11:11 PM

200. Cows are so weak you kill them with a kick. Or a touch.

201. People don't like ragdolling action.


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 02:23 AM

I added links to the 'Progress Chart' to their corresponding posts. Its great were already up to 200, and already I am considering what happens if we go over 1000

 

202. Radio has become very devolved in the West compared to Liberty City's elaborate selection of music.


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 02:28 AM Edited by GUCCI_MANE_PIZZA_PARTY, 27 November 2013 - 02:30 AM.

203. You don't have to spend a million dollars each time you want an Adder. The same guy parks his at the exact same spot every day, and each time you steal it, he just buys another one ten seconds later. If you want, you can have 10 Adders in a matter of minutes.

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 02:59 AM Edited by ShadowDog94, 27 November 2013 - 03:00 AM.

204. For some strange reason, the laws of physics are different in Los Santos. It takes more force to launch you through the windshield of your car than in Liberty City, and the cars don't handle the same as they do in Liberty City.

 

205. A mechanic can mod your car instantly without even touching it, using his telepathic powers.

 

206. Traffic laws don't exist, yet everyone acts like they do.

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 03:24 AM Edited by luvanurse41, 27 November 2013 - 03:36 AM.

207. You get 29 million dollars, yet nothing to spend in GTA V but taxi's and hospital bills and customizing cars.

 

208. Jumping off a 10 foot building onto your aluminum car doesn't kill you, but a courgar bites your collar bone instantly kills you.

 

209. You can't fly a passenger jet into Sandy Airport.

 

210. A Entity XF can drive up a Mountain without a problem. But a Off-Road truck can't.

 

211. Police go after you for ACCIDENTLY crashing a plane or helicopter without asking what happen...

 

212. You can't go inside restaurants with your family to eat.

 

213. There are no houses to buy throughout the state.

 

214. The Velum is no where to be found at any airport.

 

215. The Mammalatus is about as fast as a Maverick.

 

216. There are pet dogs that look just like Chop in sandy shores, yet none in the Ghetto which really fits the place.

 

217. No pets other than chop.

 

218. No pet STORES.

 

219. No CATS.

 

220. NO HORSES DAMMIT!!!

 

221. The Illuminati Oracle (Ubernacht Oracle) is one of the most expensive cars you can sell at Los Santos Customs.

 

222. Illluminati.

 

223. Freemasons.

 

224. Illuminati Easter Eggs.

 

225. Illuminati Poster in Lester the Felony Molester's house.

 

226. Illuminati References.

 

227. Illuminati bullsh*t.

 

228. Illuminati village near Vinewood Mountains or Chillad.

 

229. Illuminati Sun in one of the houses.

 

230. And lastly..................Illuminati Blue print in the Cable Car house at Mount Chillad.


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 03:43 AM

@That one guy with the LA. Noire avatar

 

Actually there are Female Lifeguards, Park Rangers, Federal Agents, LSPD (They can be found at the Mission Row station sometimes), Sheriff's dept (Sandy Shores LSSD Outpost).

 

Pretty much you're the one who hasn't been around to explore....

 

In SP or online? Saw a couple female life guards around the beach but not female cops.  In SP, the only cop I encountered was off the freeway north in Blaine county.  Have yet to see one online whenever the cops feel like spawning out of nowhere.

 

But you're right, I didn't explore the map much in SP so I'll check those places out.


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 04:01 AM

231. Gruppe Sechs guards are affiliated with the LSPD & armed

232. You can get arrested for crashing a plane.

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 04:14 AM

233: Chop likes to "explore" other male dogs

 

234: You can fall off a building and die many times with Trevor and respawn, but once Mike and Frankie set him on fire, he's gone for good

 

235: PEOPLE DONT LOCK THERE F*CKING DOORS

 

236: 10 Z-Types were made, yet I can make T, M and F own FOUR of them at the same time

 

237: Grove Street don't actually belong to Grove Street

 

238: Chrome Adders are apparently a growing trend in Los Santos

 

239: Los Santos Customs must have a bunch of Sultans/Dominators/Futos (from the money glitch)

 

240: Stretch pulled a Big Smoke on Frankie

 

241: Hitting a Car while your against a wall increases strength


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:43 AM Edited by arseneh, 27 November 2013 - 06:47 AM.

242. You will never caught by LSPD if you are speeding, running traffic light, or violate other traffic rules.

243. Female character wearing high heels have same traction as other shoes

244. Female character have the same strength as male character

245. Female character never have broken ankle even they run, jump when wearing heels

246. You do not need ticket when taking tram/underground

247. People on tram/underground platform never get on and off the train. They just stay there.

248. The blood stain on clothing can always be washed away.

248. No cars has bulletproof glass except police riot

249. Convenience store only sell limited type of goods

250. Your cars never need re-fuel.

251. You cannot move/buy furniture in your apartment.

252. Your character never speak a word.

253. You never take off your shoe or change clothes when you go to bed.


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 07:06 AM

254. Cop cars can magically fly underground and arrive on the nearest block if you're wanted

 

255. Everyone understands what your character want, altough he never speaks.

 

256. Trevor never leaves his home in GTA Online.

 

257. The most expensive and luxurious apartment in the city has the exact same interior as one half the price.


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 07:27 AM

258. Lightly bumping into a car whilst on your motorcycle will kill you but rag-dolling off a cliff doesn't kill you. 

259. Cops are psychic. They know it was exactly you who committed the crime, even if they are miles away. 

260. Asking "what's up" to a white man while you are black leads to the white man calling the cops. 

261. Pedestrians could die from a simple bitch-slap. 

262. A sports car could off road perfectly without damaging its suspension. 

263. Michael can die falling from thousands of feet (freefalling out of helicopters) yet be revived at the hospital, but falling off a 100 foot tower kills him for good. 

264. Protagonists are known serial killers, no wanted signs. 

265. Letting go of the throttle always leads to back-fire. 

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 08:29 AM

# Nobody would give a f*ck to someone lying dead on the street.


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 08:59 AM

266: No matter how many times my vehicle is destroyed, MMI has an exact copy

 

267: Franklin has no sympathy, he would let his best friend die

 

268: Trevor likes to Meditate, or Masturbate, or Both

 

269: Michael & Amanda are a terrible set of parents

 

271: Jimmy act like those 12 year olds on PS3 who try to act black and tough

 

272: I skipped 270


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 09:31 PM Edited by luvanurse41, 27 November 2013 - 11:02 PM.

273. The radio station sucks, not enough recent songs like wrecking ball, eye of the tiger, etc.

 

274. Civilians will call the police just for starring at them.

 

275. The infernus is no longer the fastest vehicle in the game.

 

276. The cops are racist.

 

277. Civilians are racist.

 

278. Politicians are liars.

 

279. Randy Orton hears voices in his head.

 

280. I am f*cking retard for getting off topic.

 

281. Dolphin diving into a pedestrian sitting down will kill them.

 

282. Electric cars, such as the Free sports car you buy online at legendarymotorsports.com don't explode, but gas cars do.


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#90

Posted 27 November 2013 - 11:01 PM

282. No San Fernando Valley

283. They added the Falcon Punch (well, kinda)

284. Paramedics are useless

285. Crown Vics can only be found when parked





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