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#31

Posted 23 November 2013 - 05:27 AM

NOTICE: I'm not sure if this has been properly implied, but the your numbering has to be after the person above you. For example, if the last person ends at 69, you start at 70 and so on.

 

I'm going to trust you guys to manage your own numbers, not kill this thread and not make me count them myself again.

 

 

101. "No Handjobs under the table" is common sense


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 05:47 AM Edited by 2281, 23 November 2013 - 05:48 AM.

#? : Busses run all day and night but never pickup passengers or let them out

Actually they do, very rarely though. And besides, Los Santos has the worst public transportation system in the world. The TV ad said so. ;)


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 06:39 AM

500. don't expect the cops to really have sympathy for you.


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 07:40 AM

500. don't expect the cops to really have sympathy for you.

 

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 08:17 AM

The poster above corrected it wrong it's 102

 

103: Michael, a lover of great movies, thinks the underbelly of los santos with host steve haines who he never really liked, is a classic


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 08:57 AM

104: The protagonists can apparently hear sonar signals on land.
105: Trevor likes to get drunk in his underwear frequently.
106: Collecting nuclear waste is one of the best ways to make money.
107: No one knows what an umbrella is.
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Posted 23 November 2013 - 01:08 PM

108: Atleast people know what eating is this time

 

109: People like to talk about random stuff, even cops do.

 

110: Old ladies are afraid of Black people

 

111: Umbrellas haden't sold well this year, so people tend to look on the ground and shiver.

 

112: For the cops its either: ''YOU GIVE UP'' or ''WE GONN' SHOOT YOU PSYCHO''

 

113: Everyone know what the Epsilon program is.

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 01:48 PM

114 : cops can hit your tires from a moving helicopter


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 02:07 PM

115. The city of Los Santos is broke but can spend $16 Billion on transportation infrastructure.

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 02:15 PM

116. Buying heavy weapons is totaly normal.

 

117. Weapon stores sell broken bottles.

 

118. A SNS pistol makes more demage then a normal pistol.


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 03:16 PM

119. Swinging the Rhino's cannon in a direction that ends up whacking a tall enough vehicle can instantly kill the occupant(s)

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 02:10 AM

120. After stealing and exiting a buss, the passengers give zero f*cks and still don't try and run, no matter how far away you go.

121. Don't mess with sharks.

122. Don't mess with mountain lions.

123. Don't even think about messing with a dog in the hood! They will f*ck you up.

124. Calling the cops in the hood results in a gang war (sometimes).

125. The protagonists are complete douches to any citizen they talk to.


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Posted 24 November 2013 - 02:28 AM

126. The same woman works in different barber shops all over San Andreas at the same time

127. Ditto for the guy at Ammunation

128. There is only one cab driver in the entire state


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Posted 24 November 2013 - 04:51 AM

129. Fort Zancudo has an infinite number of soldiers.

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 05:34 AM Edited by StingrayX, 24 November 2013 - 05:36 AM.

130. The drivers are brainless inconsiderate bastards

131. The cops are robotic machines that shoot perfect and spawn out of thin air :O :O :O

132. Cain't be a nigga keepin to himself wiffout one of derm cracka cops gettin mad

133. PIT Manuevers are like totalay too lame fo' da cops!

134. The LSPD are so badass that if you run they're authorized to shoot no matter what

135. Duuude, Los Santos is so rad that youll find Maseratis in the ghetto. Man they be pimpin' Homie!

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 05:53 AM

136. The gangs in Los Santos are far more threatening than the LC gangs out east.

137. Dogs can talk.

138. Trees can talk.

139. The cars are much shinier on the west coast.

140. People have a much better sense of fashion in Los Santos. 


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Posted 24 November 2013 - 06:21 AM Edited by Steverino322, 24 November 2013 - 06:24 AM.

141. I learned that gun stores in LS sell military grade plastic explosives and gatling guns.


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Posted 24 November 2013 - 06:26 AM

142: The entirety of the Lost MC from GTA O are worse than 1 of the Chinese guys from Bury the hatchet on easy.


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Posted 24 November 2013 - 07:30 AM Edited by RonaGui, 24 November 2013 - 07:32 AM.

101.All the people you meet in San Andreas are crazy, no exceptions.


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Posted 24 November 2013 - 07:44 AM

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 07:54 AM

143, Online consists of 30% children, 30% drive chrome adders boasting how swag they are, 50% are socially fcked up people, and the rest just sit AFK in their houses or if they do ever move they have no clue what the hell they are doing.


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Posted 25 November 2013 - 11:12 PM Edited by ShadowDog94, 25 November 2013 - 11:29 PM.

144. Most of the radio stations play stuff that nobody's ever heard of.

145. You have a chip implanted in your brain that alerts the cops when you've committed a crime with no witnesses.

146. You can be revived in a hospital after you die, and if you committed a crime the cops will feel bad that they killed you and just let you off.

147. Everyone is completely oblivious to the obvious money-making schemes of the Epsilon Program.

148. A single man can easily charge into a military base and steal a helicopter.

149. The army can't even kill one crazy redneck.

150. Hipsters are armed to the teeth and if you piss them off they will come in hordes and try to kill you.

151. Has your car flipped over? No worries, you can flip it over again right from the comfort of your seat.


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#53

Posted 26 November 2013 - 12:50 AM

5- Trees and grass call the police if they witness you comitting a crime in the middle of nowere
 

Hilarious!


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 04:32 AM

Its awesome how this thread is back on track again

 

151. Wade is immune to boobies


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 04:50 AM

Do believe i had dibs on #69.

Had to do with people having trouble with the numbering system.

#whatever again: At least half of the strippers you meet in clubs will sleep with you.

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 05:20 AM Edited by NachoTheBeast, 26 November 2013 - 05:20 AM.

152: Selling crack to a lonely black guy will get you $2500 but selling a human person to a cult will only get you a 1000.
153: Anyone CAN become a movie star in Los Santos.
154: Beards and Hair grow back in less than 45 minutes.
155: You can start a military airstrike on a major city with a phone call and 12,000 dollars.
156: You can shoot, run, hide, kill, smoke weed, drink beer, drop bombs, kill cops, and they will STILL give you the same amount of police interest as loitering next to two people on the beach for too long.
157: Your mechanic not only fixes your car, he delivers it you and then walks off with no ride.
158: Sometimes that very same mechanic will deliver your car and then rob it back from you as if it's his and drive off. 
 


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 05:27 AM

159. That whatever you say. Phil Collins is done with it all. He just does not care...anymore.
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Posted 26 November 2013 - 10:11 AM Edited by Goneinfiveseconds, 26 November 2013 - 10:13 AM.

160. Lamar has million lifeinvader mute friends

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 11:46 AM

161. Tonya is sexy

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 12:47 PM

LOL

162. Merryweather don't seem to have funding problems, yet their reputation keeps going down the toilet.




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