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L0st-D4md
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Posted 23 November 2013 - 12:40 AM Edited by L0st-D4md, 07 December 2013 - 11:39 AM.

I've done threads like these before for San Andreas and IV, not like I am the only one.

Anyway, the rule is to number facts, observations, easter eggs or anything about GTA V in general. Share your knowledge and aim for 1000.

You may have more than one 'thing' per post, but they must be numbered.

Try to keep it on-topic, use and read spoilers at your own discression and above all, have fun.

I'll start off at 1

 

1. The Cops are much smarter than the force in Liberty City

2. A clothes shopping trip can cost over $100k

3. Millitary vehicles can just be casually purchased off the Internet by anyone with the cash

 

I'm sure I could have come up with better ones, though.

 

 

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 12:44 AM Edited by InfernoV, 23 November 2013 - 12:57 AM.

4- JOHNNY KLEBITZ IS A PUSSY
5- Trees and grass call the police is they witness you comitting a crime in the middle of nowere
6- - You get killed in the ghetto for standing too close to someone
7- Dont f*ck with rednecks
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Posted 23 November 2013 - 12:48 AM Edited by Tenxax, 23 November 2013 - 12:52 AM.

8. Female Cops are really patriotic

 

9. Mission Row is filled with Hobos

 

10. Fernando still talks in 3rd person

 

11. Goverment Agencies have tall buildings next to each other


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 12:50 AM

What I've learned about Los Santos in GTA V :

 

1. It has much less accessible interiors than Liberty City in GTA IV.

2. The gangs in LS carry only pistols. In LC, the gangs carry much more weapons - pistols, SMGs, shotguns and AKs. 

3. Cops are hardly seen on the streets.

4. The roads very wide, sometimes a bit too much. 

5. Buses are much more commonly seen than in LC.

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 12:53 AM Edited by Red XIII, 23 November 2013 - 01:04 AM.

I don't know I forgot em.

 

EDIT: I was playing on the movie quote that Michael says during the heist xD

 

Infernov, the only reason grass and trees call the cops is so you can actually get the police on you in the middle of nowhere, otherwise it would be boring as hell not being able to get the cops on you. You can escape them easy by running anyway, it takes them a few minutes to actually get to the scene.


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 12:53 AM Edited by Sasqui, 23 November 2013 - 12:57 AM.

12. Niko Bellic stalks Burger Shot and is friends with Roman Bellic, Little Jacob, Brucie Kibbutz, and Malory Bardas on Lifeinvader.

13. UFOs are a common thing around Los Santos.

14. Fat people are a rare thing.

15. Drugs and arms dealing is a big problem in Blaine County.

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 12:54 AM

I knew this wouldnt end well.

This threads already destroyed before its got a chance to start!

Shame tbh

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 12:56 AM

Guys we're getting a Little bit un-organized in here.

 

@OfficialGeneral

 

Well those are Street gangs hangin' around and doing stuff, they're not fat mobsters who asspull combat shotguns, and interiors are even more, but then again there is a lesser variety and some of them are unmarked.


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 12:59 AM

If you do make mistakes with the numbers, correct them where possible. If we can't do basic housekeeping I'll just have to do the recounting myself. :sui:


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 01:00 AM Edited by livejoker, 23 November 2013 - 01:02 AM.

The last two posters that numbered didn't do the actual numbering. Bit dumb.
Start from 19.

19 - Survivals done in Sandy Shore area, Charlie gets shot a LOT.
20 - Police cars can easily climb a mountain while fully tuned trucks have trouble.
21 - Police helicopters don't see wind turbines.
22 - Store clerks is a dangerous job.
23 - Mechanics need a GPS or a bulletproof vest.

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 01:00 AM

#69: The numbering system can't work if we post at the same time.

on topic

#? : Busses run all day and night but never pickup passengers or let them out
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Posted 23 November 2013 - 01:01 AM

Guys we're getting a Little bit un-organized in here.

 

@OfficialGeneral

 

Well those are Street gangs hangin' around and doing stuff, they're not fat mobsters who asspull combat shotguns, and interiors are even more, but then again there is a lesser variety and some of them are unmarked.

 

@ RDF Chief Officer

 

I don't understand all of this. I'm only making observations based on facts. 


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 01:03 AM Edited by L0st-D4md, 23 November 2013 - 01:07 AM.

#? : Busses run all day and night but never pickup passengers or let them out

 

I counted up and @Luddite got number 25. Hopefully we can stop the mistakes.

 

EDIT: No, Luddite was 26.

See, everyone makes mistakes

 

27. Channel X is nothing like Radio X

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 01:15 AM Edited by Spaghetti Cat, 23 November 2013 - 01:15 AM.

29. Roads have magical grip.


30. Invisible tornados reek havoc on all but the most experienced chopper pilots.


31. Burger Shot is open 24/7 but I am not allowed in.
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Posted 23 November 2013 - 01:15 AM Edited by JustOneMonth, 23 November 2013 - 01:15 AM.

32. You can actually pay 50 dollars to grow a mustache.

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 01:39 AM

33. There's only one strip club in San Andreas.

 

34. The casino is open, but I'm not allowed in.

 

35. The police have invisible stations everywhere, including the top of Mount Chilliad.

 

36. The police can track you anywhere you go, even out of sight, because you have a tracking sensor implanted in your skull.

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 01:40 AM

-The power sheds (ie at the wind farm, etc) run on 1.21 jigawats (back to the future!)
-sometimes when Michael enters his house he will yell 'Daddy's back, you bitches' (opening line of gta IV)

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 01:54 AM Edited by Jessafur, 23 November 2013 - 01:54 AM.

39. You lose a street race if another racer kills themselves in a crash.

40. You can hear police radio of the dispatch, but nothing else.

41. You can hear that police radio in ANY car.

42. Two star wanted levels are just as common, if not more common, than one star wanted levels.

43. Los Santos takes "No Loitering" very strictly.


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 02:01 AM Edited by livejoker, 23 November 2013 - 02:04 AM.

28 was missed.
28 - Hikers on top of Mt.Chiliad need to learn to bring a parachute along...

44 - The Altruist group don't care if you got clothes or not.
45 - For a brief moment, a lot of people saw a man covered in feces walk back from the docks. (Wade)
46 - People can text their carjackers and warn them about the bounty they placed on them.
47 - A phonecall to Lester will remove the WHOLE GODDAMN ARMY IN FRONT OF YOU for $500.
48 - Merryweather pilots jobs often open up after the service has been used...
49 - Gerald's apartment is probably stacked floor to ceiling in coke.
 

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 02:09 AM

48. Franklin's life involves : Eating, Smoking, Watching TV & occasionally taking Chop on a walk.

49. Chop sh*t's everywhere.

50. Completing the half-hour marathon is the #1 way to spend your free time /sarcasm.

51. The paramedics never revive anyone, except for three master criminals and their close friends.

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 02:32 AM

52. Ambulance drivers actually do their job

 

53. Every Taxi Driver is Mexican by default

 

54. Firefighters ride back on the railings, something that is illegal in real life.

 

55. Gangbangers think that a Middle-aged man who wears a suit is an undercover cop

 

56. There are two Strip clubs in Los Santos, but only one is accesible

 

57. German Sheperds are only seen at the beach, while rotweillers are seen in important places.


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 03:06 AM

58. Mechanics are dicks.

 

59. Brucie is still a dick.

 

60. Wearing a mask will lead to baldness.

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 04:33 AM Edited by -=Bert=-, 23 November 2013 - 04:34 AM.

61. Walking is illegal, and pedestrians call the police on you for doing it.

62. Everything is broken.

63. The character control is so clunky that the characters can't move for 5 seconds without doing something else.

64. Police vehicles can go from 0 to 15 x the speed of light in under a quarter of a nanosecond.

65. Police cars spawn in front of you, causing you to hit them.

66. There are trillions of invisible police helicopters in the sky, once one is gone, another is automatically there.

67. Pedestrians can't pathfind or move anywhere, if they get stuck, they can't get out.

68. Anything that moves explodes from the smallest bump.

69. The police always know where you are.

70. Every building is fake, none can be entered.

71. Everything is poorly scripted.

72. Every civilian in San Andreas hates you for no reason.

73. Police vehicles have a special invisibility cloak, hence why hundreds randomly spawn in train tunnels and on top of mountains.

74. Garage vehicles evaporate into air.

75. Pedestrians can't get in trouble, even though walking is illegal in the game.

76. Sports cars make great off road vehicles, while off road vehicles can't climb up a hill without trouble.

77. Michael's family members (and other characters) like to duplicate themselves until the game crashes.

78. There are a billion buses in Los Santos, who knows how many routes.

79. Using a horn is illegal, even for half a second, pedestrians will call the police on you for using it.

80. Getting bumped by a police car, no matter how gently or how big your vehicle is, makes you automatically spin out.

81. Pedestrians are bland and don't interact or do anything in the whole state.

82. There is nothing to do in the whole state, makes me wonder why it's such a populated city.

83. Movies and shows are recorded and broadcast through a potato system, ensuring the worst video and audio quality possible.

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 04:38 AM

84. Chrome Adders are a common mode of transport

85. Los Santos Customs has an unlimited supply of money

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 04:45 AM

86. Some citizens of Los Santos do their groceries in armored Tanks. The military has yet to give a response.

 

87. Pedestrians can text and place bounties after their death.

 

88. Snacks offer more benefits than heavy body armor.


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 04:45 AM Edited by Woll Smoth, 23 November 2013 - 05:06 AM.

89. Doing burn outs in your garage parking lot is illegal

90. Cops have heat-seeking bullets

91. Cop cars are stronger than tanks (only if the sh*tty cop AI are driving them)

92. The countryside is bland

93. Cop helicopter snipers can snipe from across the map.

94. Car spawn system is sh*t

95. It's impossible to get arrested

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 04:47 AM

4- JOHNNY KLEBITZ IS A PUSSY
5- Trees and grass call the police is they witness you comitting a crime in the middle of nowere
6- - You get killed in the ghetto for standing too close to someone
7- Dont f*ck with rednecks

96. Trevor fanboys are f*cking annoying

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 04:49 AM Edited by LeSuede, 23 November 2013 - 04:50 AM.

 

4- JOHNNY KLEBITZ IS A PUSSY
5- Trees and grass call the police is they witness you comitting a crime in the middle of nowere
6- - You get killed in the ghetto for standing too close to someone
7- Dont f*ck with rednecks

96. Trevor fanboys are f*cking annoying

 

 

97. Johnny Kleblitz fanboys are butthurt.


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 04:55 AM

98. Kifflom is real.

 

99. Giant dump-trucks have all the durability of a wagon carrying explosives.

 

100. Fall asleep in your house and the police will give up their search.


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 04:56 AM

It was going fine until people had to start a Bitch fest about the game being broken.

 

@Bert

 

Im tired of your f*cking bullsh*t, if walking is illegal then f*cking record it. Walk around crowds of people and show me how they call the police on you without a warning.

 

 

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