296. The only races you're allowed to play are Jumps Jumps Jumps, and LS Forum. Everything else is now off-limits.
297. All deathmatches must have:
- 20 tanks
- 20 jets
- 20 buzzards
- 1,000 RPGs/Miniguns/Grenade Launchers
- 1 faggio
298. The exception to rule 297 is if the deathmatch has everyone punching eachother to death. Or better yet, everyone but the owner punching eachother to death, while he retrieves his secret tank hidden in an obscure place to completely destroy everyone else.
299. #297 and #298 is why the Rockstar verified maps are rockstar verified, because everybody loves blowing everything up or punching everybody to death. Statistically speaking, any other deathmatch is stupid.
300. When on the forums, be sure to post everything in weird colors that are hard to see, use italics, bold, and underline a lot, experiment with crazy font sizes, use different fonts, and add a bunch of emoticons in order to show everyone how unique and creative you are.