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How to Win at GTA online - Jolly Swagman's guide

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Posted 27 August 2015 - 10:11 PM

781. If you want quick cash and RP, play deathmatches that have lots of zeros and dollar signs in the title. Trust me, they're quick cash and RP, otherwise, they wouldn't be titled "10000000 RP + $$$$$$$$$$$ + Rank Up".

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Posted 29 August 2015 - 02:18 PM

782. Never TRUST ANYONE. If you're chilling with another player and he pulls out his gun.quickly putt out a musket if in assisted aiming or a shotgun if in free roam..and body that snake..p.s i have trust issues in this game
783.Always troll that one white kid who thinks he's black on the mic.
784.If you are the friendly type,when approaching another player in a car..honk your musical horn and do burnouts for a while..if this doesn't help and they still shoot at you..break hell loose on them

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Posted 02 September 2015 - 12:51 AM

785. Surely the one kid who is rolling up to you in the weirdly colored armored Kuruma is just trying to get you to hop in, and the bullets are just making sure you are awake.

786. Always use your Grenade launcher whenever someone gets out of autolock distance. Never EVER use a rifle, those are way too skill requiring for you.

787. See that Cargobob? yeah? SHOOT IT DOWN. it's no doubt going to pick up a nuke to destroy the entire everything!!?!!!one1!

788. Remember, this is 'Murica, land of the ignorant and blatantly lying politicians, Never show respect to the one foreign guy who is being nice to everyone.

789. This is not Russia! we don't drive the low end cars that civilians do! you'll never impress anybody with the Voodoo, always use your chrome Insurgent, or gold N' pink T20.

790. That level 290 guy is a modder! he is such a high level right? keep texting him to drop him money, and he will come and drop a small flashing red box, that when you stand on it, will fire out 200 billion GTA$

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Posted 04 September 2015 - 11:06 PM



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Posted 15 January 2016 - 09:35 AM Edited by Jolly Swagman, 15 January 2016 - 09:40 AM.

Never unnecessarily bump the guide after months of inactivity
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Posted 15 January 2016 - 09:42 AM Edited by Arachne, 15 January 2016 - 09:43 AM.

793:Rhymes are life,kill that player with a knife


794:If you see an insurgent,rather than shooting it with your lovely carbine,you should use all your explosives and get killed in process while trying to destroy (yes,destroy) AN ARMORED CAR.


795:Griefers are bad,you should grief them instead!

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