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Posted 17 November 2013 - 07:07 AM

Who else gets f*cked pver by lester everytime ypu call him to lose wanted level? Qhen i started playing online i could call lester and get my wanted level removed now when i do it i pay him it goes away for a half second and then comes back everytime even if im completly out of cops sight? Anyones else getting f*cked ove by this stupid ass glitch?

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Posted 17 November 2013 - 07:07 AM

Alright well there is no need to use profanity at Lester.


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Posted 17 November 2013 - 07:10 AM

I use his services a lot but when I really need him the fat nerdy hermit c*nt doesn't pick up. 


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Posted 17 November 2013 - 07:14 AM

Lmao...The same thing happens to me too.

 

Sometimes he doesn't even remove, or other times it will just remove 1 or 2 stars.

Haha! Lester!.. :)

 

I guess some times he cant always do his job.


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Posted 17 November 2013 - 07:15 AM

sometimes i get permastuck on his menu and he doesn't shut up about me having to make a choice


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Posted 17 November 2013 - 07:16 AM

I use his services a lot but when I really need him the fat nerdy hermit c*nt doesn't pick up. 

 

I've never had him not do what I ask of him, but I have been in situations where he would just not pick up the phone at all lol. Probably Masturbating.

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Posted 17 November 2013 - 07:21 AM

Yeh he always comes through for me when he has a spare hand to answer the phone. 


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Posted 17 November 2013 - 07:25 AM

Yeh he always comes through for me when he has a spare hand to answer the phone. 

 

Lol.


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Posted 17 November 2013 - 07:27 AM

my guess is he is always on jailbaitgallery


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Posted 17 November 2013 - 08:18 AM

You might have been in view in front of the cops or were in a stolen car and the cops seen you

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Posted 17 November 2013 - 08:20 AM

You might have been in view in front of the cops or were in a stolen car and the cops seen you

Yes, if you're in a stolen vehicle you will automatically gain back a star.

I've personally had it work for me every time, even if the cops can see me (no cone search areas.)

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Posted 17 November 2013 - 08:22 AM

give him a call sometime he's sad and lonely

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Posted 17 November 2013 - 09:38 AM

Never had problems with Lester.  He's very useful.

 

Maybe you were driving a stolen car, but you are saying the cops couldn't see you so I don't know, lol had to be a glitch.


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Posted 17 November 2013 - 09:41 AM

Lester is a bro


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Posted 17 November 2013 - 09:42 AM

Who else gets f*cked pver by lester everytime ypu call him to lose wanted level? Qhen i started playing online i could call lester and get my wanted level removed now when i do it i pay him it goes away for a half second and then comes back everytime even if im completly out of cops sight? Anyones else getting f*cked ove by this stupid ass glitch?

That only happens to me when I am driving a stolen car, or escaping the army base in a fighter jet.


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Posted 17 November 2013 - 10:09 AM

lol lester does always remove all the wanted levels...but after you remove them and if you are in a stolen vehicle or still shooting you will get wanted straight again as the cops are near.


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Posted 17 November 2013 - 10:11 AM

lol lester does always remove all the wanted levels...but after you remove them and if you are in a stolen vehicle or still shooting you will get wanted straight again as the cops are near.

Sometimes, even if you're not in a car, not aiming, the wanted level stays.


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Posted 17 November 2013 - 10:20 AM Edited by [email protected], 17 November 2013 - 10:20 AM.

 

lol lester does always remove all the wanted levels...but after you remove them and if you are in a stolen vehicle or still shooting you will get wanted straight again as the cops are near.

Sometimes, even if you're not in a car, not aiming, the wanted level stays.

 

well that never happened to me out of all the many times i used it...


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Posted 17 November 2013 - 10:21 AM

Lester is very useful, always works for me.

 

Maybe you were sitting in a stolen car with the police right next to you?


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Posted 17 November 2013 - 03:00 PM

HAHA!

 

Lester is flawless, its the merryweather pickup heli I have problems with.


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Posted 17 November 2013 - 03:03 PM

Are in a stolen vehicle when doing it and being seen by the cops again? Because that will bring your stars right back.

Although I think there may be a small period where if you run into the cops right after removing the wanted level you'll get it right back. So I sighed just staying hidden or away from them when you do it.

Although I was having this problem and it was because I was in a stolen vehicle, so make sure it's not that.

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Posted 17 November 2013 - 03:14 PM

HAHA!

 

Lester is flawless, its the merryweather pickup heli I have problems with.

 

"Please clear the LZ."

 

10 minutes later....still hovering out of sight.

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Posted 17 November 2013 - 03:16 PM

My merryweather mercenaries don't even show up anymore!


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Posted 17 November 2013 - 03:53 PM

Must have been cuz of stolen vehicle I had... damnit I thought he was changing the apb not just averting(did I spell that right?) There eyes for a moment lol. So I stand by my firat statement lol naw but he's a cool character besides that. Yea I think merrywheather is more glitchy they took my across the map the other day and the stupid heli driver was flying so low that when I jumped out I didn't even have a chance to deploy my parachute before goin, splat!

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Posted 17 November 2013 - 04:03 PM

Use it when you're out of sight(police cones on your radar) and you'll lose all stars. Use it when you're in sight of the cops however(radar flashing red) and you might be lucky to lose one star. It makes sense that you're not gonna lose the cops when they're looking at ya....it's a radio scrambler, not an invisibilty mask !


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Posted 18 November 2013 - 04:59 AM

HAHA!

 

Lester is flawless, its the merryweather pickup heli I have problems with.

 

Never had a problem with Merryweather, ever.

 

I must be a valued customer :D


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Posted 18 November 2013 - 05:02 AM

 

HAHA!

 

Lester is flawless, its the merryweather pickup heli I have problems with.

 

Never had a problem with Merryweather, ever.

 

I must be a valued customer :D

 

Guess I should stop calling merryweather's heli pickup only to one-shot the pilot and steal his heli...


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Posted 18 November 2013 - 05:04 AM

 

 

HAHA!

 

Lester is flawless, its the merryweather pickup heli I have problems with.

 

Never had a problem with Merryweather, ever.

 

I must be a valued customer :D

 

Guess I should stop calling merryweather's heli pickup only to one-shot the pilot and steal his heli...

 

 

I can't kill the pilot.  He's too hilarious.

 

"Don't worry!  I've only crashed twice!"

 

The boat guy is funny too, since they are 2 different people.


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Posted 18 November 2013 - 05:36 PM

 

HAHA!

 

Lester is flawless, its the merryweather pickup heli I have problems with.

 

"Please clear the LZ."

 

10 minutes later....still hovering out of sight.

 

 

One time I called them and they tried landing on a goddamn tree. There was an empty parking lot about 15 ft away, but no he wanted to land at that one specific spot and he sure wasn’t letting a tree get in his way. I confess I kinda picked a bad area to call them but still it was so stupid.

 

I also called them in on a beach once and they seemed to randomly explode waaay up in the air for no reason. There was another player in the area, but they were pretty far away and I’m not sure they had anything which could 1HK a chopper like that.

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 05:38 PM

Stolen car is stolen. 





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