i'll start
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I am your doormat
dance me outside
die slow motherf*cker!
Posted 17 November 2013 - 02:48 AM
i'll start
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I am your doormat
dance me outside
die slow motherf*cker!
Posted 17 November 2013 - 04:22 AM
Posted 17 November 2013 - 04:30 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so is my f*cking Peyote
Posted 17 November 2013 - 04:43 AM
I write a poem about GTA
I play this s**t night and day
Griefing kids and owning noobs
Creating characters with big boobs
Completing missions without a hitch
If that fails: LSC glitch
Racing to get a lead out early
before it descends into demolition derby
Don't play freeroam as a worry-wart
Unless you want to avoid bad sport!
Posted 17 November 2013 - 04:51 AM
I write a poem about GTA
I play this s**t night and day
Griefing kids and owning noobs
Creating characters with big boobs
Completing missions without a hitch
If that fails: LSC glitch
Racing to get a lead out early
before it descends into demolition derby
Don't play freeroam as a worry-wart
Unless you want to avoid bad sport!
Posted 17 November 2013 - 08:03 AM
Posted 17 November 2013 - 08:11 AM Edited by Killzone3265, 17 November 2013 - 08:11 AM.
so, my experience.
online, players bad
shoot at all, living or dead
glitching tank, very sad
Posted 17 November 2013 - 08:41 AM
Markers are red
Friendlies are blue
After my friend was killed
I came to his rescue
Only to be destroyed
By a tankist with issues
Posted 17 November 2013 - 08:52 AM
Posted 17 November 2013 - 08:56 AM
Posted 17 November 2013 - 09:08 AM
Posted 17 November 2013 - 09:11 AM
Why did I move here?
I guess it was the weather
Or the.. Nah, I don't know..
That thing, that magic
You see it in the movies
I wanted to retire
From what I was doing, you know?
From that, that line of work
Be a good guy for once, a family man
So, I bought a big house
Came here, feed up and thought I'd be a dad like all the other dads
My kids would be like the kids on TV
We'd play ball and.. sit in the sun..
But, I know, you know how it is
Posted 17 November 2013 - 12:54 PM
Posted 17 November 2013 - 01:00 PM Edited by Why So Serious, 17 November 2013 - 01:00 PM.
Posted 17 November 2013 - 01:02 PM
I wandered lonely as a cloud,..
outage, yet again!
Continuous as the stars that shine,
I guess I'll walk the dog and check back later.
Posted 17 November 2013 - 01:10 PM
I looked on YouTube, for the detailed report,
the very next day, alone in Bad sport.
One day in, the only sound was a whine,
as I endured GTA Online.
Bad sport ended, what a mystery,
and so I could destroy with my pathetic SMG.
Killing, killing, near and far,
but for your own sake, don't hit their f*cking car.
Two days, four days, eight days, more,
Never get Bad sport I implore.
Empty sessions, one after the other,
and every noob, quivering behind cover.
What a game, from then until today
has been my experience of GTA.
Posted 17 November 2013 - 01:23 PM
If you can keep your head when those around you
Have theirs blown off with a heavy sniper gun
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
Aren't there to grief them and spoil all their fun
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting
For your racing lobby to fill without calls for change
Or being hated, don't give way to hating
Don't let them force you the settings to rearrange.
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue
And not hurl insults at everyone in range
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you
Without your requiring a passive mode change
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds worth of online fun
Then yours is the server and all that's in it
And what is more - you'll be a man, my son
Posted 17 November 2013 - 01:28 PM Edited by MagnumOpuz, 17 November 2013 - 01:29 PM.
Why did I move here?
I guess it was the weather
Or the.. Nah, I don't know..
That thing, that magic
You see it in the movies
I wanted to retire
From what I was doing, you know?
From that, that line of work
Be a good guy for once, a family man
So, I bought a big house
Came here, feed up and thought I'd be a dad like all the other dads
My kids would be like the kids on TV
We'd play ball and.. sit in the sun..
But, I know, you know how it is
PLAGIARISM!!!!!!
title: Age 23
supreme destruction
preteen screaming "you suck son"
mg creams f*cked ones
about shooting a kid out of a helicopter
Posted 17 November 2013 - 01:32 PM
If you can keep your head when those around you
Have theirs blown off with a heavy sniper gun
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
Aren't there to grief them and spoil all their fun
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting
For your racing lobby to fill without calls for change
Or being hated, don't give way to hating
Don't let them force you the settings to rearrange.
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue
And not hurl insults at everyone in range
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you
Without your requiring a passive mode change
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds worth of online fun
Then yours is the server and all that's in it
And what is more - you'll be a man, my son
If...
Posted 18 November 2013 - 05:41 PM
Will you accept a rap? I call it 'Ode to Blasterman – A glitching tribute'
"Damn it feels good to be a glitcher
A real glitcher-ass gamer plays his cards right
A real glitcher-ass gamer never runs his f*ckin mouth
Cuz real glitcher-ass gamers don’t start fights
And gamers always gotta high K/D
Showin’ all his boys how he spawnkilled
But real glitcher-ass gamers don’t flex nuts
Cuz real glitcher-ass gamers know they got em
And everythings cool in the mind of a glitcher
Cuz glitcher-ass gamers think deep
Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7
Cuz real glitcher-ass gamers don't sleep
And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, c*cksuckin', p*ssy-eatin' prankstas
'Cause when the fire dies down what the f*ck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a glitcher"
Posted 18 November 2013 - 05:43 PM
Posted 18 November 2013 - 05:45 PM
roses are read,
violets are blue,
they don't think it be like it is,
but it do.
Posted 18 November 2013 - 06:06 PM
Posted 18 November 2013 - 06:15 PM
The only perfect aspect of the universe is perfection does not exits
The controller cold in my hand with the rage sweats
Darkness encompasses me as the griefing takes hold
Evil children with their griefing so bold
Sniped from afar good shot and then down
Fine then game on what goes around
But then, da f^ck, kicked from session, but why?
Alone I ponder my state, must I say goodbye
Tis just a game, with life so short and near so to death
Ten thousand days gone, and only Twenty thousand left
What is one more day in good ol' Los Santos
Me, unfortunately no, my wife calls, so upstairs I go
The xbox stops whirring, the screen goes black
Where will I be tomorrow, I will be right back
Posted 18 November 2013 - 06:19 PM
Posted 18 November 2013 - 06:52 PM
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