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[bogey_j]

i'll start

 

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I am your doormat

 

dance me outside

 

die slow motherf*cker!

[SUPERHEAVYDOODY]

Do you mean a haiku?

[Nullaboy]

Rose are red
Violets are blue
I f*cked a ho
And blew her head off!

[That Guy There]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

sugar is sweet

and so is my f*cking Peyote

[JOEBEEZ]

I write a poem about GTA

 

I play this s**t night and day

 

Griefing kids and owning noobs

 

Creating characters with big boobs

 

Completing missions without a hitch

 

If that fails: LSC glitch

 

Racing to get a lead out early

 

before it descends into demolition derby

 

Don't play freeroam as a worry-wart

 

Unless you want to avoid bad sport!

[SUPERHEAVYDOODY]

I write a poem about GTA
 
I play this s**t night and day
 
Griefing kids and owning noobs
 
Creating characters with big boobs
 
Completing missions without a hitch
 
If that fails: LSC glitch
 
Racing to get a lead out early
 
before it descends into demolition derby
 
Don't play freeroam as a worry-wart
 
Unless you want to avoid bad sport!

I bet you could kick the crap outta Maya Angelou.

[Infin15]

That player is dead
Soon I will be too
The third man then killed me
KoS dickheads, I hate you

[Killzone3265]

so, my experience.

 

 

online, players bad

shoot at all, living or dead

glitching tank,  very sad

[Valdorien]

Markers are red

 

Friendlies are blue

 

After my friend was killed

 

I came to his rescue

 

Only to be destroyed

 

By a tankist with issues

 

[Blasterman4EVER]

I have a dream in GTA V
That one day, not too far from now
A spell will keep this game alive
Simple and easy, a fix that will wow

It will be the end of the glitches
And so the end of the bitches
Noobs and vets will sing hymns of praise
Glitchers gone, they were just a phase

[Zeegelano]

Why did I move here?
I guess it was the weather
Or the.. Nah, I don't know..
That thing, that magic
You see it in the movies
I wanted to retire
From what I was doing, you know?
From that, that line of work
Be a good guy for once, a family man
So, I bought a big house
Came here, feed up and thought I'd be a dad like all the other dads
My kids would be like the kids on TV
We'd play ball and.. sit in the sun..
But, I know, you know how it is

[GRINCH ASS BITCH]

Another night online
Bugs and glitches galore

Killed another chump
Invinciblity glitch = activated

Random dots blinking
Though I only highlighted one

600 ping scrub
Lag-slams into my jet

Coders at Rockstar North
What the hell are you doing?

This isn't really a poem
sh*t Stick 3000s given = 0

[Biohazard Abyss]

Why did I move here?
I guess it was the weather
Or the.. Nah, I don't know..
That thing, that magic
You see it in the movies
I wanted to retire
From what I was doing, you know?
From that, that line of work
Be a good guy for once, a family man
So, I bought a big house
Came here, feed up and thought I'd be a dad like all the other dads
My kids would be like the kids on TV
We'd play ball and.. sit in the sun..
But, I know, you know how it is

 

[Panicbacon]

Today I was shot/ yesterday I was shooting/ asshole mechanic.

[Why So Serious]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I cant get online
Neither can you

[dorcy]

I wandered lonely as a cloud,..

 

outage, yet again!

 

Continuous as the stars that shine,

 

I guess I'll walk the dog and check back later.

[Lord Fredinho]

I looked on YouTube, for the detailed report,

the very next day, alone in Bad sport.

One day in, the only sound was a whine,

as I endured GTA Online.

Bad sport ended, what a mystery,

and so I could destroy with my pathetic SMG.

Killing, killing, near and far,

but for your own sake, don't hit their f*cking car.

Two days, four days, eight days, more,

Never get Bad sport I implore.

Empty sessions, one after the other,

and every noob, quivering behind cover.

 

What a game, from then until today

has been my experience of GTA.

[IOMDutch]

rubba dub dub,
Mechanics a dickhead

[speedfreek67]

If you can keep your head when those around you
Have theirs blown off with a heavy sniper gun
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
Aren't there to grief them and spoil all their fun
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting
For your racing lobby to fill without calls for change
Or being hated, don't give way to hating
Don't let them force you the settings to rearrange.

 

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue
And not hurl insults at everyone in range
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you
Without your requiring a passive mode change
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds worth of online fun
Then yours is the server and all that's in it
And what is more - you'll be a man, my son

 

[MagnumOpuz]

 

Why did I move here?
I guess it was the weather
Or the.. Nah, I don't know..
That thing, that magic
You see it in the movies
I wanted to retire
From what I was doing, you know?
From that, that line of work
Be a good guy for once, a family man
So, I bought a big house
Came here, feed up and thought I'd be a dad like all the other dads
My kids would be like the kids on TV
We'd play ball and.. sit in the sun..
But, I know, you know how it is

 

 

PLAGIARISM!!!!!!

 

 

 

title:  Age 23

 

supreme destruction

preteen screaming "you suck son"

mg creams f*cked ones

 

about shooting a kid out of a helicopter

[dorcy]

If you can keep your head when those around you
Have theirs blown off with a heavy sniper gun
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
Aren't there to grief them and spoil all their fun
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting
For your racing lobby to fill without calls for change
Or being hated, don't give way to hating
Don't let them force you the settings to rearrange.

 

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue
And not hurl insults at everyone in range
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you
Without your requiring a passive mode change
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds worth of online fun
Then yours is the server and all that's in it
And what is more - you'll be a man, my son

 

If...

[EliteGamer]

Will you accept a rap? I call it 'Ode to Blasterman – A glitching tribute'

 

 

"Damn it feels good to be a glitcher

A real glitcher-ass gamer plays his cards right

A real glitcher-ass gamer never runs his f*ckin mouth

Cuz real glitcher-ass gamers don’t start fights

And gamers always gotta high K/D

Showin’ all his boys how he spawnkilled

But real glitcher-ass gamers don’t flex nuts
Cuz real glitcher-ass gamers know they got em
And everythings cool in the mind of a glitcher
Cuz glitcher-ass gamers think deep
Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7
Cuz real glitcher-ass gamers don't sleep

 

And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, c*cksuckin', p*ssy-eatin' prankstas
'Cause when the fire dies down what the f*ck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a glitcher"

[0Blitzy]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Your chrome Adder's been stickied,
And so have you.

[jdice1980]

roses are read,

violets are blue,

they don't think it be like it is,

but it do.

[Wallywhitehurst]

The ballad of gta online

When the world of gta went online
Things were anything but fine
Too many problems with the cloud
Too many glitchers that are proud
So we come to the forums and whine

Be it characters that have been reset
Or promises rockstar never kept
The game promised to deliver
But gave us only a sliver
Wasn't I supposed to have a pet?

Beach bum dlc, hooray new jacket
But no heists yet, rockstar can't hack it
All the jobs have been done
Game is running out of fun
Guess I'll go to the strip club and whack it.

[MantisFang]

inka

binka 

bottle of ink

cork fell out

and 

f*ck

YOU

[Laveerre]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a tank
So f*ck you

[Caligastia]

The only perfect aspect of the universe is perfection does not exits

The controller cold in my hand with the rage sweats

Darkness encompasses me as the griefing takes hold

Evil children with their griefing so bold

Sniped from afar good shot and then down

Fine then game on what goes around

But then, da f^ck, kicked from session, but why?

Alone I ponder my state, must I say goodbye

Tis just a game, with life so short and near so to death

Ten thousand days gone, and only Twenty thousand left

What is one more day in good ol' Los Santos

Me, unfortunately no, my wife calls, so upstairs I go

The xbox stops whirring, the screen goes black

Where will I be tomorrow, I will be right back

[rovert]

dear griefer, how do i love thee,
let me count the ways
10 bombs that are sticky,
waiting at your driveway
20 assault rifle bullets
sticking to you like magnets
30 spawn kills is my revenge
you just cant hide even behind the bench
40 times i'll run you over with a tank
medical bills draining your bank
50 minutes you'll talk sh*t
after that you'll rage quit.

bow.

[RowanSane]

f*ck five syllables
n*gga seven is the sh*t.
I haiku your mom