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Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:14 PM

It doesn't make any sense. You can literally run 70+ cars into a tank and do minimal damage to it.

 

If a car bumps into any aircraft going even 1 MPH it will bust one of the wings off.

 

Who are these programmers making these decisions? I feel like every one of them is just brain dead.

 

The Jet can literally get shot down by six minigun bullets, six. The tank can take more than 500 rounds from the minigun without a problem.

 

I can't be the only person that thinks this is just complete autism.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:23 PM

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I can't be the only person that thinks this is just complete autism.[/quote]

Disagree. Any car hits a plane in real world it will do damage.

Also yet again another forums member choosing poor choice of language discriminating against additional needs. So far this week I've seen autism, Down's syndrome and general use of the word retard that is used to try and enforce their point when in my eyes it only undermines it.

As a parent of a child with additional needs and who works with families of those with same, I feel a duty to challenge it.

Back on topic, YouTube tanks on the run and you will see that they can easily eat up 70 cars plus. An aeroplane has very fragile components and will easily suffer damage rendering the craft unflyable.
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Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:28 PM

It's from another forum I frequent, it's sort of like calling something gay. Doesn't necessarily mean homosexual, just means stupid/lame. Yeah, maybe poor wording but I didn't realize I had to watch what I said on a forum about a video game in which people smoke meth and say far worse things without someone's anus getting sore. Anyways.

 

So in real life, a car can hit a jet going 1 MPH and knock off a wing? literally 1 mph, barely even moving.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:29 PM

Really though, a real life tank could tank 70+ explosions and not be damaged? There's noooo way dude.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:35 PM Edited by kama0kazi, 16 November 2013 - 01:01 PM.

i want to see a video of a car knocking the wing off a jet in the game going literally 1 MPH. because i call bs on that one.

 

i want to see somebody (in game) drive of literally 70 cars in the rhino and not die.

 

you seem to be unaware of the meaning of the word literally, and don't realise that this game actually isnt real life, its a game. also in regards to this 'other forum' you frequent: 4chan isnt a forum.

 

and WTF is 'puddy'? oh you mean putty...

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:47 PM Edited by vashcampbell, 16 November 2013 - 12:48 PM.

Not many people know what an "image based bulletin board" is. Forum is a blanket term anyways.

 

 

I agree...I highly doubt there's videos like he claims.

 

I can just picture it, the Rockstar employee's who designed the tank and made the decisions based around it. Their entire house is covered wall to wall with posters of tanks, they jerk off to pictures of tanks having sex with other tanks, the dream about the day they can freely spin around with a tank turret up their ass, in hopes that they might appease the tanks sexual appetite.

 

/endrant. xD Sorry..I'm just really sick of the f*cking tank.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:52 PM

All and all poor choice of words instead of calling something gay just say it sucks or it's stupid because no matter what words you use and even if you don't mean the words in the format it comes across as it can still be hurtful.

 

& I've evern heard someone use the word Austim to call something "Gay" using one word to describe another is a double no-no.

 

If you're going to play with adults then talk like one and use real words

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 01:22 PM

The Jet can literally get shot down by six minigun bullets, six. The tank can take more than 500 rounds from the minigun without a problem.

...what?

you are talking about a PLANE against a TANK!

everyone knows that tanks are stronger than aircraft (in vehicle armor) at least in games and I'm talking from experience! :p

try this IN GTA SA:

fire ONE rocket on a tank, another on a HYDRA. fire more if needed. result?

the hydra(s) takes about 3 rockets to explode while the tank takes MORE than 10 rockets (without adding the flames in the list)


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 01:49 PM

I just don't understand the ratio, jet's are definitely built to withstand more than 6 bullets. It's so unbalanced.

 

Cobra, this is the internet. You're complaining about word choice spouting off when no one gives a damn, people are jerking off to child porn right now and you're worried about my word choices? Go be a hero somewhere else. You're talking about being "hurtful" to me, really? You had no problem verbally ripping into that CrazyRay kid. Stop being a hypocrite.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 01:57 PM Edited by vashcampbell, 16 November 2013 - 01:57 PM.

Furthermore - realism isn't to a t in this game, obviously...they weren't trying to make it as realistic as possible. I understand in real life tanks are very resilient but in game their defenses compared to aircraft are just so unbelievably unbalanced.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 02:00 PM

jets have speed and can fly, tanks are slow and have thick armor. its a trade off, get over it.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 02:03 PM

I've been shot with a SAM when stealing a plane and wasn't shot down same as I was hit by a rocket shot by a plane that came after me and I managed to stay aloft.

 

Also I've ran my stunt plane into walls before and nothing happened to the wings, I've actually had cars run into me on the runway a player on MP who was trying to destoy my plane and kill me to get a bounty but I survived.

 

Either you're a horrible pilot or you're not giving us the full story


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 02:08 PM

Kami: It's not a trade off. The tank can shoot a bullet every .8 seconds, the jet takes about a solid 5 seconds of dead on cannon fire to blow up the tank. if you get even remotely close to the tank on the ground it can shoot you down instantly...that's just stupid in my opinion. Tanks are never superior to jets, I understand of giving the tanks a chance, but they shouldn't have the damn advantage over the jet. I can blow up a tank no problem, but it takes me about 3-4 passes because of the extreme altitude I have to maintain to avoid being SNIPED with a tank bullet.

 

Aira: Nah, I invite anyone on Xbox 360 to challenge me to a dogfight, I play Ace Combat...lol.

 

I was landing my jet on the highway for my friend, and I was going to go steal another one.

 

There was a line of cars behind me, all of them were at a dead stop.

 

I aimed my gun at one of the drivers to shoot him because I was afraid he was going to run into my jet, he was about 2-3 feet from my jet. He starts to drive, gets to maybe 3 MPH and busts off both the tail fins of the jet.

 

 

That's what I'm talking about, this car was going at a snail pace and it just knocked the fins off like they were made of plastic.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 02:27 PM

Do you understand what a tank is? Planes are fragile, tanks are not. Tanks are heavily armoured, a plane is not.

 

I cant believe your comparing a tanks strength with a planes strength. Makes no sense whatsoever. And you have the nerve to call the programmers brain dead?


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 02:42 PM Edited by AiraCobra, 16 November 2013 - 02:46 PM.

Look kiddo in middle school it's fine and dandy for you to use words like that because people think you don't know any better but once you get into the real world people will lay into you a lot harder then what I did for using words that aren't meant to be used in a certain way.

 

I didn't have any problem laying into you so what's your point?

 

You've both are saying stuff you shouldn't be saying.

 

We've already told you there is a big difference between a Tank & a Jet even in real life a tank would.

 

It's a game it's not real life, Get over it and move on....

 

I play Ace Combat too what's your point?

 

The controls on here are much difference in Ace Combat and here you don't get to go into a "Dog Fight".

 

"He busted off both tail fins of my jet"

 

Now I call BS on this because in all the jet's I've blown up I have NEVER see the tail of the jet come off nor have I seen any wings come off.

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 02:48 PM

Tank vs. Jet in real life

 

Tank WILL win every time hands down.

 

God there is no talking to you is there?

 

We've told you several times why and that you're wrong but you won't take that for an answer.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 02:50 PM

Aira: I arrange dog fights, we both fly above the clouds, turn and head straight at each other, and agree to engage at the same time.

 

The controls do vary, but overall ace combat will teach you a lot about what maneuvers to make when you're in certain positions, how to gain the advantage on people...

 

Anytime you wanna dog fight let me know.

 

Also, quit assuming everyone acts the exact same way on the internet they do in real life...most of us don't. I don't, yeah I definitely wouldn't say that sh*t in real life, because I understand that's when it's truly offensive.

 

But go anywhere on the internet, literally anywhere and you'll find people saying sh*t 1000 times worse than what I did, maybe you should re-dedicate your life to policing every forum on the internet making sure everyone's using happy language...Do you see my point now?

 

I understand what a tank is red, but a tank is not damned near invincible. 1 rocket in any other game and a tank is already having problems, in GTA it's more like 6 rockets to even get the thing to notice it's being hit with rockets. There's a difference between fragile and damned near invincible.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 02:52 PM

Jet's have carpet bombs, any jet will f*ck up a tank dude. That's why in battlefield the tank is no match for the jet...because the sh*t is realistic.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 02:55 PM

http://www.nytimes.c...or-rampage.html Dude had previous military training, stole a tank, and got killed by cops on foot with guns.

 

Real life...

 

Do you even logic?


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 03:18 PM

tanks aren't that overpowered on this game. i was playing gta:online and some prick blew me to holy hell with his tank. so i stole a car, and drove into him and blew us both up. not exactly the 70+ cars you speak of in your initial post.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 03:24 PM

He must've been verrrry weak, if you've got 360 I'll show you just how ridiculous the tank is right now lol.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 04:17 PM

nope, on ps3.

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 04:42 PM

He was only killed AFTER the tank was disabled by running onto the center median.

 

Try reading the story before using it as a fact.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 04:57 PM

No tank in the world is superior to jet's from 40 years ago though...seriously. Ask someone in the military. lol.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 05:01 PM

Dude just stop..

 

Seriously we get it you're not wrong. you've never been wrong and you'll never be wrong.

 

Just give it up geeze. You've been fighting with people for 5 hours now.

 

Just agree to disagree


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 05:13 PM

Of course i'm not wrong, you're sitting there trying to tell me a tank can take out a jet IRL. That's the silliest thing I've ever heard man. it's like saying a kitten would f*ck up a tiger.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 05:37 PM Edited by Safetytrousers, 16 November 2013 - 05:49 PM.

 

 

But go anywhere on the internet, literally anywhere and you'll find people saying sh*t 1000 times worse than what I did, 

 

 

This is somewhere on the internet:

http://www.soundonso...oard=production

 

Find me the 1000 times worse language there.

 

Saying things to people on the internet is potentially just as offensive as saying it in 'real' life. I am a real person typing this. I am not part of a work of fiction.

My copy of GTAV has a big '18' on the cover.

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 05:58 PM

Someone please delete this thread, it was supposed to be about the F-16 getting destroyed from 2 MPH impacts

 

Not baby's first experience with people saying sh*t they don't like on the internet.

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 10:01 PM

Who are these programmers making these decisions? I feel like every one of them is just brain dead.

No, the person who is brain dead is the one that doesn't understand that tanks are heavy, armored vehicles made of steel and that planes are lightweight and made of aluminum

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 10:43 PM

I hit the engine on the wing of one of those jumbo jets going about 25 in a Bison, and ripped the entire giant wing off, so I get what the OP is saying. I don't see how tanks are relevant to this discussion at all though. 





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