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Posted 16 November 2013 - 03:32 AM Edited by Legit Complainer, 16 November 2013 - 03:39 AM.

would you buy a gta game set in canada?

 

new features:

1. you have to apologize after you carjack someone.

2. you have to attend the funeral of every innocent that you murder.

3. you have to pay insurance for damage against someone's car.

4. you get money for helping the elderly across the street.

5. more animals, but you cant kill them and have to campaign aganist them being hunted.

6. you can eat poutine.

7. ludendorff is back and you can shovel snow. you can even offer to do it for your neighbors.

8. you give back half the cash that you rob from cash registers.

9. once a cop gets close to you, you MUST surrender.

10. you must attend church every 7 in-game days.

 

you guys like the idea? got any more ideas? leave them below! lol.

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 03:35 AM

So much misconception about Canadians lol.

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 03:35 AM

Do I get to drink maple syrup?


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 03:39 AM

would you buy a gta game set in canada?

 

new features:

1. you have to apologize after you carjack someone.

2. you have to attend the funeral of every innocent that you murder.

3. you have to pay insurance for damage against someone's car.

4. you get money for helping the elderly across the street.

5. more animals, but you cant kill them and have to campaign aganist them being hunted.

6. you can eat poutine.

7. ludendorff is back and you can shovel snow. you can even offer to do it for your neighbors.

8. you give back half the cash that you rob from cash registers.

9. once a cop gets close to you, you MUST surrender.

10. you must attend church every 7 in-game days.

 

you guys like the idea? got any more ideas? leavwe them below! lol.

 

 

 

Well I'm Canadian. Here's what I have to say about this.....

 

1. Nothing to say about this really. Sorry.

2. Too much work. I'll Fedex the flowers.

3. Ouch..... Well at least there's insurance fraud....

4. Can I use my car for it?

5. I hunt. It's easier to hunt in Canada than the US and the tree huggers are usually against farmers who supply meat anyway.

6. YUM!!!!!

7. I'll stay in Los Santos. Thanks.

8. As long as I can do a drive by afterwards.

9. I hope it's a female cop.

10. Most people I know don't go to church. That was a fad. It's all about Taoism now.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 03:49 AM Edited by Canucks555, 16 November 2013 - 03:51 AM.

Ice over that useless horse track and lets play some shinny!

 

Don't forget the Labatts Blue... and Rob Ford for LS Mayor please :)


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 03:50 AM

So much misconception about Canadians lol.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 03:53 AM

Game of the year right there.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 03:54 AM

Canadians invented hockey, perhaps the most brutal sport ever... dont give me that "rugby" sh*t, you're not skating on ice skates colliding with one another in rugby.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 03:54 AM

No.

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 04:27 AM

All this could possibly be in GTA 6.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 04:29 AM

tim hortons as a safehouse

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 04:35 AM

So much misconception about Canadians lol.


This.

All most of us canucks wanna do is smoke some of our killer weed, drink some beer or whisky or play some hockey. You yankees really need to revamp your image of us. This video may shed some light.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 10:27 AM


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 10:38 AM

What aboot Trevor? He's Canadian.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 10:52 AM

Yes, i would.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 11:00 AM

So now this forum adds racism and stereotypes to GTA Online complaints, glitching guides and trolling.

 

About stereotypes, if canadians live in igloos then americans live in Mcdonalds.

 

We have summers too where I live.

Crappy rainy summers.

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 11:02 AM

Wow im glad im living in Europe and not in the US.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 11:12 AM

Instead of Cluckin Bell it's Tim Hortons

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 11:17 AM

So now this forum adds racism and stereotypes to GTA Online complaints, glitching guides and trolling.

 

About stereotypes, if canadians live in igloos then americans live in Mcdonalds.

 

We have summers too where I live.

Crappy rainy summers.

it wasn't too bad this year, last year was just really sucky though


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:23 PM

Eh, hunting is pretty popular in Canada, jussayin'

 

+1 on the poutine though


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:24 PM Edited by biggsull, 16 November 2013 - 12:27 PM.

: / I lost my post because of a back button on my mouse QQ I had a funny remark for every one of those on the list, now Im too lazy... have this instead.

 

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Eh, hunting is pretty popular in Canada, jussayin'

 

 

Canada actually only has guns for hunting, its illegal to defend yourself with one.. a guy was inside his house while 3 guys were lobbing moltov cocktails through his window, because he went out and shot one he gets murder...

 

Americans have guns so they can protect their freedom from an oppressive and tyrannical government, it was never about hunting or even personal defense from muggers.

 

 

It's also arguable that it would be easier to get a gun in Canada than some places in the states.. being once you have your easy to get license, you can buy guns from anyone else with a license.. say in the middle of the night, in a dark back alley behind a strip club with no records exchanged and the government not having to even know you own the gun.(pretty sure while drunk too)


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:26 PM

now lets not go bringing the fog breathers into this, last time we pissed them both off they burned down Washington - wait, that might be helpful - carry on.

 

 

oh - and I found another one....


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:31 PM

 

So much misconception about Canadians lol.


This.

All most of us canucks wanna do is smoke some of our killer weed, drink some beer or whisky or play some hockey. You yankees really need to revamp your image of us. This video may shed some light.

 

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:34 PM Edited by biggsull, 16 November 2013 - 12:35 PM.

now lets not go bringing the fog breathers into this, last time we pissed them both off they burned down Washington - wait, that might be helpful - carry on.

 

 

oh - and I found another one....

 

You have the most amazing sig ever.

 

 

I personally am in the physical shape of a demi-god.

 

 

Don't kid yourself, you ain't got sh*t on Charlie Sheen.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:45 PM Edited by gtarelatedusername2, 16 November 2013 - 12:52 PM.

 

Canada actually only has guns for hunting, its illegal to defend yourself with one.. a guy was inside his house while 3 guys were lobbing moltov cocktails through his window, because he went out and shot one he gets murder...

 

Americans have guns so they can protect their freedom from an oppressive and tyrannical government, it was never about hunting or even personal defense from muggers.

 

 

It's also arguable that it would be easier to get a gun in Canada than some places in the states.. being once you have your easy to get license, you can buy guns from anyone else with a license.. say in the middle of the night, in a dark back alley behind a strip club with no records exchanged and the government not having to even know you own the gun.(pretty sure while drunk too)

Yeah, Canada's gun laws are odd, but the gun laws in the US aren't much better, though they vary wildly from state to state.

 

You're correct that the second amendment is about people protecting themselves from a tyrannical government....unfortunately it hasn't worked out too well over the past decade or so...but I don't want to stray too far off topic so I'll just leave it at that, heh.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:48 PM Edited by WinterEdit, 16 November 2013 - 12:48 PM.

I want GTA: Russian Edition.

 

1. You shoot the driver with AK-47 before car jacking.

2. You drink one vodka per person killed.

3. You can give other people a furry cap, if hit someone's car.

4. You'll get an invitation to drink vodka by the person helped if you do a good deed.

5. Polar bears, in order to wrestle against them.

6. You can eat beef stroganoff.

7. Siberia is the main place, and you need a snowplow as a personal vehicle at all times.

8. You don't steal cash from stores; you steal vodka.

9. You can bribe the cops by giving them vodka.

10. You must drink in the honor of alcohol once per day.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:50 PM Edited by biggsull, 16 November 2013 - 12:54 PM.

Canadas laws are fine(besides random "scary looking" - sometimes just painted black - guns being banned and many things like bulpups banned for no good reason) and so are the states, there was never an issue before and the current one should have no impact on the right to own one in the US... Knowing programs like MKUltra as fact and the possiblity for brainwashing very real and proven through forcing multiple hidden personalities with childhood trauma... Its very easy the same people who want to disarm the americans are the ones causing the problems which supposedly justify unconstitutional legislation.

 

Taxes on guns are a wall in the way of owning one, taxes on guns are unconstitutional... they already have laws that are illegal clamping down on em.

 

The government not having to know part is something we had to fight tooth and nail for also, gun registry = disarmament down the line. You guys should take notice down there to whats going on. (they actually put out a registry and deadlines etc, tried to force people.. we said f*ck you and it was scrapped.)

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:50 PM

 


You have the most amazing sig ever.

 

Thanks I like it.

 

 

 

Canada actually only has guns for hunting, its illegal to defend yourself with one.. a guy was inside his house while 3 guys were lobbing moltov cocktails through his window, because he went out and shot one he gets murder...

 

Americans have guns so they can protect their freedom from an oppressive and tyrannical government, it was never about hunting or even personal defense from muggers.

 

 

It's also arguable that it would be easier to get a gun in Canada than some places in the states.. being once you have your easy to get license, you can buy guns from anyone else with a license.. say in the middle of the night, in a dark back alley behind a strip club with no records exchanged and the government not having to even know you own the gun.(pretty sure while drunk too)

Yeah, Canada's gun laws are odd, but the gun laws in the US aren't much better, though they vary wildly from state to state.

 

You're correct that the second amendment is about people protecting themselves form a tyrannical government....unfortunately it hasn't worked out too well over the past decade or so...but I don't want to stray too far off topic so I'll just leave it at that, heh.

 

 

past decade - try the last couple of generations.
 

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:52 PM

That's like saying "Why don't we make a GTA: Amerifat editon?"

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:56 PM Edited by gtarelatedusername2, 16 November 2013 - 12:59 PM.


 

past decade - try the last couple of generations.
 

Fair enough, but I'm talking about the more 'out in the open' sort of tyranny. They don't even try to hide it anymore.

 

What gets me are the people who still think that red team or blue team is going to fix everything. Two sides of the same coin IMO.

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