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Lelouch vi Britannia
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#31

Posted 15 November 2013 - 05:40 PM

I don't know but I can't wait to take the broken glass bottles and throw them on someones head and stomps there brains out just like

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 05:58 PM

I don't know but I can't wait to take the broken glass bottles and throw them on someones head and stomps there brains out just like

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#33

Posted 15 November 2013 - 06:15 PM

 

my dick. 

Unless you plan on giving someone a STD, I doubt that little thing is going to do much damage

 

You clearly have not seen A Serbian Film. I don't wish you to see it, however, its terrible.


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 07:04 PM

http://www.youtube.c...AJG8tF5MQM#t=66


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 07:07 PM Edited by niko bellic half brother, 15 November 2013 - 07:10 PM.

Excrement smeared on a pointy stick, worked for the Vietcong.

 

Sh*t Stick 3000?

 

I wouldn't be surprised if R* actually gave this as a dlc weapon, given their humour 'n all.

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 07:26 PM

You guys are all accomplices in a murder now. Good job.

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 07:35 PM

Butter Knife


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 07:38 PM

Butter....just smear some on your victims bathroom floor before he gets out the shower.


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 08:13 PM

 

Excrement smeared on a pointy stick, worked for the Vietcong.

 

Sh*t Stick 3000?

 

I wouldn't be surprised if R* actually gave this as a dlc weapon, given their humour 'n all.

 

Not that kind of humor. That's something I'd expect from Saints Row to complement their farts in a bag and whatnot (I haven't played SR3).


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 08:19 PM

 

Excrement smeared on a pointy stick, worked for the Vietcong.

 

Sh*t Stick 3000?

 

I wouldn't be surprised if R* actually gave this as a dlc weapon, given their humour 'n all.

 

That's definitely a possibility. It would likely fill up one of the weapon slots in Ammunation where you can buy it. If not then you would have to find a stick somewhere (deku stick rofl) and then go to a local restroom and dig the turds out of the toilet and connect the turd on the (lol deku stick) stick and voila you have the (deku sh*tstick) sh*t Stick 3000!


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 08:50 PM

Use of the sh*t-Stick has been authorized! 

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 09:08 PM Edited by NinjaWJ, 15 November 2013 - 09:10 PM.

LOVE AND ALL THE NEGATIVE ASPECTS OF IT


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 09:10 PM

 

my dick. 

Unless you plan on giving someone a STD, I doubt that little thing is going to do much damage

 

Apply cold water to burned area, LMAO!

 

Also, why is everyone bitching about the broken bottle so much?

There are more DLC's to come, and this one is free.


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 09:23 PM

I fear it will be nothing more than the knife with a different skin.


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 09:23 PM Edited by Pilotmonkey, 15 November 2013 - 09:23 PM.

a hijacked car


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 10:01 PM

A big ass stick, a good sized rock, a fist, a foot, or any goo-sized blunt and/or sharp item you could just pick up, really.

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 10:06 PM

Fists.


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 10:10 PM

Absence of oxygen.


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 10:19 PM

I fear it will be nothing more than the knife with a different skin.

Would be cool if we can stomp people's faces with the broken glass and exposing their brains. That would be a neat detail.


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 10:23 PM

Not gonna happen. They f*cked up the gore big time. 


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 10:28 PM

Not gonna happen. They f*cked up the gore big time. 

I'll only agree that when you stomp the sh*t out of someone in the game, there isn't a trace of a single atom of blood, which is pretty unattractive and stupid.


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 11:09 PM

Repellent Stick.

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 11:41 PM

A Hello Kitty pencil kicked into a persons ear.

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:15 AM

a spoon, delicious eye soup.....


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 04:55 AM

Plastic bag from any supermarket, shove it over your opponents heads and hold (laughing is optional) as they gasp for air.


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 05:17 AM Edited by gta_aus, 16 November 2013 - 05:21 AM.

Time.
It's slow but will surely kill everything.
They could sell that.

Wow that sh*t is real deep...I feelin dat


Not gonna happen. They f*cked up the gore big time. 

I'll only agree that when you stomp the sh*t out of someone in the game, there isn't a trace of a single atom of blood, which is pretty unattractive and stupid.
And when you stealth stab someone in the neck from behind..no blood

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 05:46 AM

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 06:10 AM

A phone call from Roman to go bowling


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Posted 16 November 2013 - 08:34 PM


a dirty aids infected tampon

He said free.... those things are caviar for sexual deviants! Don't expect to pay any less then 10k for one.

Oh god why

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 08:37 PM

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Who makes those actually i mean WTF




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