Okay, well he's obviously someone in GTA then. But that's besides the point. OP, stop being the quiet kid. Start lifting heavy sh*t and become alpha. None of this machine chest press or Smith machine squats. Front squats, deadlifts, and overhead presses. And slaying pussies.
Ok, here is Brucie:
He is the one who talks alpha and sh*t in GTA IV.
As for your suggestions, I am pretty sure I am not going to lift because of pussies. Heck, if I had a gf, why the f*ck I won't have friends?
You don't lift to get pussy, but it's always an added bonus. Anyone who says being jacked and lean doesn't get you pussy has no idea what they're talking about. I mean, I got pussy before I started lifting, but nowhere near as much as now. Get to 200+ and <10%BF and you'll automatically have girls approaching you.
And which penis do you use on them? The small one or the big one on your head?
Only those who are jealous make unsubstantiated claims. Muscle size and strength have nothing to do with the size of your dick.
As I said, anyone who thinks getting jacked won't get you pussy is lying.
I'm not saying it does, just talking like Bruice sort of sounds like you're trying to compensate for something.
Yeah, this isn't fair I know.