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Posted 12 November 2013 - 11:22 AM

Most recently I had a threesome. Anyone who ever did some kinky sh*t like that gotta know it is more like hard work pleasuring two women if they ain't exactly bisexual and do it to each other.

 

So these two chicks weren't exaclty semi-lesbian, I had to screw one while dildoing the other. Felt kinda strange, but ya'll know how it is. I only got one cock and this single penis already has to choose between anus, mouth and vagina. 

 

Another woman makes it even harder to decide.


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 11:26 AM

Leave the crack, man. You did it with a dog and a used pillow in an alley behind the McDonal's.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 11:29 AM

Wanking with each hand alternately doesn't count as a 3-some
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Posted 12 November 2013 - 11:29 AM

Leave the crack, man. You did it with a dog and a used pillow in an alley behind the McDonal's.

Is this all this forum has to offer? Some children hiding behind hard looking avatars of men they would like to be? GTA surely has a load of fanboys who dream to be like the polygons they control ingame.

 

look kid, I'm being real here. So if you hadn't had any sexual encounter and used a toy while doing it, please stay off this topic. If all you can do is insult people you should consider therapy. Tourette syndrome can ruin your life.


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 11:32 AM

If you had an actual, real life, you wouldn't be here right now posting this. Lol.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 11:34 AM

 

Leave the crack, man. You did it with a dog and a used pillow in an alley behind the McDonal's.

Is this all this forum has to offer? Some children hiding behind hard looking avatars of men they would like to be? GTA surely has a load of fanboys who dream to be like the polygons they control ingame.

 

look kid, I'm being real here. So if you hadn't had any sexual encounter and used a toy while doing it, please stay off this topic. If all you can do is insult people you should consider therapy. Tourette syndrome can ruin your life.

 

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 11:36 AM

look kid, I'm being real here. So if you hadn't had any sexual encounter and used a toy while doing it, please stay off this topic. If all you can do is insult people you should consider therapy. Tourette syndrome can ruin your life.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 11:39 AM

If you had an actual, real life, you wouldn't be here right now posting this. Lol.

so you say posting something here implies having no life? speak for yourself, child. 

you remind me of some child from school back in the day, 1998. he was an outsider, outside of everything. and surely not inside a cooze. 

he went real mad with ridiculous insults when hearing about real things of the real world. 

 

all he ever accepted was his own reality, which mainly took place in videogames.

this is your reality, and the one of many others here, too.


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 11:40 AM

 

If you had an actual, real life, you wouldn't be here right now posting this. Lol.

so you say posting something here implies having no life? speak for yourself, child. 

you remind me of some child from school back in the day, 1998. he was an outsider, outside of everything. and surely not inside a cooze. 

he went real mad with ridiculous insults when hearing about real things of the real world. 

 

all he ever accepted was his own reality, which mainly took place in videogames.

this is your reality, and the one of many others here, too.

 

You have got that right, sir.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 11:42 AM

so, having this settled kids, what about toys? 

Or would you rather have a threesome including two men and only one women or a forusome?


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 11:45 AM

 I only got one cock

Were they shemales?

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 11:50 AM

 

 I only got one cock

Were they shemales?

 

Sadly no. Man this woulda been great. I would love to screw two shemales. If they were, we coulda have had some chain gang bang.


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 11:56 AM Edited by Typhus, 12 November 2013 - 12:09 PM.

...and then you deflated them.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 12:37 PM

Hah, you needed a dildo to pleasure the second woman? Was your mouth not working or something? I've been in some admittedly interesting situations, and I never needed a sex toy for aid. Let me ask you this OP, did you think you needed one? Genuinely curious. Penetration isn't the only way for a female to achieve an orgasm.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 12:43 PM

The OP is genuinely a 12 years old kid that masturbates to porn everyday.


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 12:48 PM

I doubt there would be any benefit for me to have sex with more than one woman at the same time, so I can't see myself in a situation like that any time in the future.


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 03:05 PM Edited by orbitalraindrops, 12 November 2013 - 03:06 PM.

Is this the OPs not so subtle way of bragging about his a 3 way.


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 03:14 PM

Is this the OPs not so subtle way of bragging about his a 3 way.

Doubt it. If he was bragging about real events it would probably have some more depth and detail to it. It's not a very good attempt at bragging about a fake even that's meant to look like a real event disguised as a stupid question.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 03:14 PM

The OP just saw his first porn.


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 03:23 PM Edited by TakinThyBacon, 12 November 2013 - 03:25 PM.

So did you use the dildo on your mother or your sister?

 

And arent you the same guy that was just asking other men about their penis size? Come out of the closet guy, you are lying to yourself

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 04:07 PM

Yeah, I love playing with my Teddy Ruxpin doll while in bed with women. ;)

No but seriously, OP, you're probably doing with a blowup doll and trying to seem cool by posting this.


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 04:09 PM

Anyone using toys while having their way? (ADULT TOPIC, KIDS STAY AWAY

that sort of makes it sound like rape.


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 04:10 PM

My first instinct was to not click on this thread because I thought it would be a bunch of perverts talking about sex toys. It is refreshing to see that obvious troll with obvious troll name that posts obvious troll threads is getting called out to some extent, though.


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 04:25 PM

Hah, you needed a dildo to pleasure the second woman? Was your mouth not working or something? I've been in some admittedly interesting situations, and I never needed a sex toy for aid. Let me ask you this OP, did you think you needed one? Genuinely curious. Penetration isn't the only way for a female to achieve an orgasm.

 

Yessir. After some time I really couldn't hold my hand up with that thing and the chick just did the rest herself.

I licked pussy and even a cleaned anus, but that woulda been even more of work. 

 

Now you kids who don't believe me or consider me a liar, I couldn't care less what you think about me just because I got an early join date and a ridiculous nickname. 

But this talk is serious and it actually happened. I think I'm already going much into detail and I got no problem telling details.

But there have to be some limitations for the other children around here-

your reaction is "normal" I guess. Kids who dream about love or some puppy love assume me being some other brat exploiting his first porn aftermath fantasies. 

 

Yes it was me asking for penis sizes. Another serious topic. Why the heck is everyone getting mad and insulting when it's about sex, genitals and such? 

And I am bisexual. Hell, I even like shemales, what's wrong with that? nothing.


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 04:31 PM

Yeah, I love playing with my Teddy Ruxpin doll while in bed with women. ;)

No but seriously, OP, you're probably doing with a blowup doll and trying to seem cool by posting this.

 

it's posts like these. your world is limited to this? "cool", "blow up dolls", let me tell you I'm being real and honest here and I don't give a f*ck if some shenmue18 guy from GTAF believes it or not. Keep telling yourself I am a liar just because I got a troll name. 

 

 

 

My first instinct was to not click on this thread because I thought it would be a bunch of perverts talking about sex toys. It is refreshing to see that obvious troll with obvious troll name that posts obvious troll threads is getting called out to some extent, though.

 

yes better stay away from trolls like mine boy. 


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 04:37 PM

What a joke.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 04:47 PM

What a joke.

This isn't a joke. Oh to please a kid like you I need a name like what, a military title, up in the hierachy. a picutre of some anonymous guy who looks like napoleon. Gee, just fuq off. This is a serious topic about toys in the bedroom. If you have to bitch around go some place else.


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 04:49 PM

 

What a joke.

This isn't a joke. Oh to please a kid like you I need a name like what, a military title, up in the hierachy. a picutre of some anonymous guy who looks like napoleon. Gee, just fuq off. This is a serious topic about toys in the bedroom. If you have to bitch around go some place else.

 

 

I'd ask a refund on my tuition if I were you.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 04:50 PM

 

 

Now you kids who don't believe me or consider me a liar, I couldn't care less what you think about me just because I got an early join date and a ridiculous nickname. 

But this talk is serious and it actually happened. I think I'm already going much into detail and I got no problem telling details.

But there have to be some limitations for the other children around here-

your reaction is "normal" I guess. Kids who dream about love or some puppy love assume me being some other brat exploiting his first porn aftermath fantasies. 

 

 

What??? You couldn't care less??? You PM'ed me so butthurt trying to insult me, like a f*cking child would have done.

 

You are such a liar kid, maybe in the kindergarten they should restrict the internet access.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 04:51 PM

This thread is like a battle to prove their youth between the op and most of the guys responding to him.





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