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Craigson
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#31

Posted 12 November 2013 - 01:19 PM

Hah yesterday im chillin on an on ramp waitin for buddy to take a piss n i see a car fly up over the jersey barrier n onto the ramp . Im thinkin wtf is this idiot trying to kill us? Then a random mechanic jumps out n runs off.
So i ask buddy y he has a sh*tty compact n y did he call mechanic for it?(we were doin stunt jumps)

Turns out it wasnt his car n he didnt csll mechsnic.
Real strange

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#32

Posted 12 November 2013 - 01:25 PM

....Anyway...kinda moment? Hahaha


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#33

Posted 12 November 2013 - 02:04 PM

I have that same problem with the sandy shores LSC I think it's a bug if you walk down the road away from the sandy shores there's a dirt road off to the side if you walk up that a little bit and request it he'll bring the car

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#34

Posted 12 November 2013 - 02:27 PM

after 5 tries i just get in my friends car and go a long distance before calling again.


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#35

Posted 12 November 2013 - 02:40 PM

Strangely, I have never had an issue with my mechanic. I call him up, he delivers the car I want, I get in and he runs away. Of course, I have watched a few vids where people have had their mechanics attack them so I know it can't be made up.


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#36

Posted 12 November 2013 - 02:47 PM

Its not so much him not delivering it its more when he does he trolls me and just drives around where i can't get to him or leaves it somewhere stupid like on a bridge above me. lol


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#37

Posted 12 November 2013 - 03:25 PM

Thankfully my mechanic works when I need him (spawned somewhere really far from cars). 


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#38

Posted 12 November 2013 - 04:09 PM

yesterday I called my mechanic to deliver my entity
he brought it pretty quick and in the right spot
he than got out and ran himself over sending my car hurtling backwards at top speed untill it stopped against a train car while the wheels just kept spinning :S


Da fuQ?

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#39

Posted 12 November 2013 - 04:29 PM

The mechanic, the cab driver and the cab company dispatcher.

are they related to one another? Incompetent nincompoops!

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#40

Posted 12 November 2013 - 04:35 PM

Strangely, I have never had an issue with my mechanic. I call him up, he delivers the car I want, I get in and he runs away. Of course, I have watched a few vids where people have had their mechanics attack them so I know it can't be made up.

 

Is your mechanic available to work me too? I have to keep discipline mine for his uselessness!


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#41

Posted 12 November 2013 - 07:38 PM

Mechanic: "That scratch was there already, right?"

Me: "That bullet was in your head already, right?"


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#42

Posted 12 November 2013 - 08:03 PM

He has been better for me but still has his moments.  The other night he delivered my vehicle behind me.  I turn around and it is on the other side of the metal door used to enter under the bank with the armored cars in the final SP heist.  I could see the lights shining through but obviously couldn't get into the car.  Not only that I couldn't call for a different car because I was to close to my personal vehicle.

 

He dies 3 times for that one...


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#43

Posted 12 November 2013 - 08:19 PM

Met a friendly player in a nice car who honked for me to get in. Instead, I called my mechanic for my own version of the exact same model car so I could show off and we could drive our respective vehicles together. So the dude keeps honking at me and I just salute him several times to let him know to hold on for a second. After 30 seconds the mechanic calls me, while I'm standing in the middle of the road, to tell me it was impossible to deliver my vehicle. lol what? At least tell me right off the bat if you can, or cannot, deliver my car. He made me look like a retard and I reluctantly got in the dude's car and felt bad for wasting his time.


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#44

Posted 12 November 2013 - 11:00 PM

Mechanic failed me 8 times in a row today when I was being hunted by 2 players due to the 5K bounty on me.

 

Worst thing is, when he finally delivered my Riot Van he immediately disappeared, so I couldn't kill him in rage.


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#45

Posted 12 November 2013 - 11:15 PM

Certain places such as the import export dropoff at the pier he won't drop my car off. I've just learned to not call his ass then. I like when he calls and can't deliver and the game sets a timer on when you can call him again, even though he didn't deliver.

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#46

Posted 13 November 2013 - 12:52 AM

I was on a bridge, he decided to deliver my Riot Van under the bridge

 

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#47

Posted 13 November 2013 - 12:56 AM

My mechanic leaves my car above me on a bridge where i cant even get it. And other times he drives right past me and keeps going several blocks.


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#48

Posted 13 November 2013 - 01:00 AM

I dont know why i still pay for my mechanic's kids' college tuition.

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#49

Posted 13 November 2013 - 01:01 AM

I was on a bridge, he decided to deliver my Riot Van under the bridge
 
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sheesh he has a family!!

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#50

Posted 13 November 2013 - 01:21 AM

I called him up to me bring me my bati 801 and he decides to bring me my entity xF, I didn't care because it's fast but the bitch stops, gets out "the scratch was already there right?" Jumps back in the car and speeds off! Luckily my friend saw my ride get jacked and speeds right past me chasin my car around SA. He shoots my mechanic all the way by sandy shores and picks me up and takes me to my car. f*ckin hate the mechanic.

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#51

Posted 13 November 2013 - 01:21 AM

My mechanic and I have a love/hate relationship.  I hate him, and he loves getting brutally murdered every time I call him (and he actually shows up).

 

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#52

Posted 13 November 2013 - 01:45 AM

 

I was on a bridge, he decided to deliver my Riot Van under the bridge
 
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sheesh he has a family!!

 

And I bet he was father of the year, pulling in $50 a day for his family.


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#53

Posted 13 November 2013 - 03:23 AM

The cake for me has to be when I just got finished with a simeon delivery, and called him up.

 

Failed, walked over a little further toward the dock's exit and called again.

 

Failed, finally arrived on the actual road and called him.

 

5 seconds in, he spawned 10 feet away from me...drove off roughly 500 feet, hit something, made a U-turn drove another 500 feet and arrived roughly exactly where he spawned.

 

He got a beating.

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