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#31

Posted 12 November 2013 - 10:25 AM

Don't you guys ever faced the problem of leaving bed to go bathroom and outside it is friggin cold? What would you do, lazy fellas?


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Posted 13 November 2013 - 11:10 PM

I just piss in a bottle

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Posted 13 November 2013 - 11:20 PM

The only time my dick ever goes near a window is when I'm out dogging.


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Posted 14 November 2013 - 12:30 AM Edited by headmetalbanger, 14 November 2013 - 12:53 AM.

Yeah, I do sometimes, but I don't can pee on the streets or another place (most drunk people).

 

Don't you guys ever faced the problem of leaving bed to go bathroom and outside it is friggin cold? What would you do, lazy fellas?

 

In the pants like a kid or adult diapers.


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Posted 14 November 2013 - 01:26 AM

I used to do this regularly when I was 14-15. My mother used to complain about me going up and down the stairs and waking her up during the night, so I just started pissing out the window.

 

After she found out what I was doing she stopped complaining about me going up and down the stairs.

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#36

Posted 14 November 2013 - 03:13 AM

I just piss in a bottle

Might not be a bad  idea for the lazy folk around here, a jar could do the trick too and even drink it the next morning. I heard it's healthy.


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Posted 14 November 2013 - 03:15 AM

 

I just piss in a bottle

Might not be a bad  idea for the lazy folk around here, a jar could do the trick too and even drink it the next morning. I heard it's healthy.

 

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 03:35 AM Edited by bikerman3, 19 November 2013 - 03:41 AM.

no i do not pee out the window i just pee in jugs and then toss them out the window wean they get full 


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 04:53 PM

I just did it, I also saw a cat and a bat while I while doing it.


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Posted 08 December 2013 - 06:05 AM

 

i'm too lazy to walk to the toilet

This, this is laziness at it's finest.

 

Real lazy laziness is this one guy I know didn't feel like getting up, so he peed in has bed.


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Posted 08 December 2013 - 07:02 PM

How could anybody be too lazy to go to the toilet? Even if I had a broken leg or was in lots of pain I'd limp into the bathroom instead of just sitting there and pissing myself.


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Posted 08 December 2013 - 07:14 PM Edited by RoadRunner71, 08 December 2013 - 08:47 PM.

How could anybody be too lazy to go to the toilet? Even if I had a broken leg or was in lots of pain I'd limp into the bathroom instead of just sitting there and pissing myself.

Pee yourself? Hell no... better drink it, haven't people learnt from Bear Grylls yet?
 

 
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Posted 08 December 2013 - 07:52 PM

I've pissed in the sink before. I suppose this isn't any worse than that.


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#44

Posted 08 December 2013 - 08:42 PM

I always piss and sh*t out the window, maybe it's because I don't have a toilet and I have to wash myself in the sewage water.


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Posted 08 December 2013 - 09:11 PM

I always piss and sh*t out the window, maybe it's because I don't have a toilet and I have to wash myself in the sewage water.

You sound like you are in "Better post as much sh*t as possible before I get banned" mood.

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Posted 08 December 2013 - 09:14 PM

 

I always piss and sh*t out the window, maybe it's because I don't have a toilet and I have to wash myself in the sewage water.

You sound like you are in "Better post as much sh*t as possible before I get banned" mood.

 

and you sound like you are in "I'm a stupid c*nt" mood.

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Posted 08 December 2013 - 09:18 PM


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Posted 08 December 2013 - 09:24 PM

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O.T. Pissed in the sink when the flush was broken. Once or twice.

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Posted 09 December 2013 - 12:50 AM

How far away are your bathrooms that you guys cannot get up and drunkenly stagger in there to pee? Opening a window , especially if you have to unlock it, feels like more work.

My toilet is downstairs and outside and I drink a lot of water so I sometimes pee 4-5 times a night.


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Posted 09 December 2013 - 01:02 AM

 

How far away are your bathrooms that you guys cannot get up and drunkenly stagger in there to pee? Opening a window , especially if you have to unlock it, feels like more work.

My toilet is downstairs and outside and I drink a lot of water so I sometimes pee 4-5 times a night.

 

This is going to negatively affect your sleep and in turn, your health.
If you go to bed at 11pm, stop drinking water at 8pm, even if you feel very thirsty, try avoid it, occasionally it'll happen, but if you drink enough fluids throughout the day, when it comes to night time, you shouldn't need to drink so much water.


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#51

Posted 09 December 2013 - 01:05 AM

f*ck you guys and your dangly genitalia. 


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Posted 09 December 2013 - 01:15 AM

f*ck you guys and your dangly genitalia. 

There are certain...procedures that can make you 'dangly'

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Posted 09 December 2013 - 11:22 PM

Thought about it many times but never had the balls to do so


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Posted 19 December 2013 - 08:46 AM

when I was a young kid I lived on the 2nd floor of some appt. Building and the I pissed on the stairs that lead to the washing machines and I got caught because some chick was going up the steps but didn't notice till it was to late and my pee splashed on her so she told my mom and I had to clean it all up :S
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Posted 19 December 2013 - 09:37 AM

One time I cut a 2 liter soda bottle in half and sh*t in it. Then went and dumped it in the toilet.

 

I then found myself asking the question as to why I just didn't go to the toilet to sh*t. I never answered that question.


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Posted 19 December 2013 - 02:12 PM

I used to piss behind the TV on the wires, endangering myself of electrocution.

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#57

Posted 20 December 2013 - 05:11 PM

I can't see why anybody would be so lazy to simply get out bed and go to the toilet, it's not a relatively hard thing to do at all, even if it is downstairs/outside. I haven't and will never pee out of a window, even if I was in conditions such as a broken leg (as mentioned above somewhere), I would still at least try and get there.

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#58

Posted 22 December 2013 - 04:27 AM

Oh god lol... No, I can't imagine anyone doing this. Matter of fact, why would anyone do something like this?


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Posted 22 December 2013 - 09:01 PM

Oh god lol... No, I can't imagine anyone doing this. Matter of fact, why would anyone do something like this?

Well, it would be a great form of a revenge on someone you dislike living near you :p

 

But yeah, I get what you are saying, it doesn't make sense :O


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Posted 22 December 2013 - 10:41 PM

I used to piss behind the TV on the wires, endangering myself of electrocution.

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