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Posted 11 November 2013 - 04:24 PM

Have you ever done this? I occasionally piss out of my window if it's late at night and i'm too lazy to walk to the toilet, I used to do it when I was younger but i would actually climb up and stand in the window frame and piss into the neighbors yard.

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 04:33 PM Edited by thebodies, 11 November 2013 - 04:35 PM.

I poop out of the car window.
 
Once, I took down a whole bikegang by sh*tting on them from the car window.

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 04:45 PM

i used to pee out the window, until i found out i was leaving a brown spots in the yard

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 04:55 PM

I've thought about doing this, not going to lie lol, but I never did it. As a kid the bathroom in my house was just across from my room and then the house I lived in when I was 9 until I was about 13 had my room on the second story same with the house I lived in until I was about 15. Now I live in an apartment so that's completely out of the question.


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 06:26 PM

i'm too lazy to walk to the toilet

This, this is laziness at it's finest.

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 07:13 PM

I take my 20 meter dick and throw it out the window so it sneaks into the neighbors building bathroom. The thing is that I have my neighbors scared because everytime I need to pee they think that an anaconda has sneaked into their house.

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 07:53 PM

You disgust me, OP.

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 09:00 PM

Once when I was a wee lad, I was too lazy to get up and take a leak while I was laying in bed, so I grabbed a super soaker watergun and filled it up. Well, I had forgotten about it for a few months, so when summer rolled around, I was equipped with a yellow stink tank of biological warfare.

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 09:05 PM

I live across the road from a school. Don't think that'll go too well if I do it in the day.

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 09:33 PM

Me and my friends took turns peeing out of his window late at night.

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 10:35 PM

Never, but I know a guy who pees into a drain in his unfinished basement with a concrete floor for no apparent reason.


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 11:19 PM

 I used to do it when I was younger but i would actually climb up and stand in the window frame and piss into the neighbors yard.

Bullsh*t, you still do it, I'm that neighbor.

 

Oh, and that smelly poop in your yard, is not the dogs...


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 11:25 PM

Yep and that's the story of how you were consumed.


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 11:45 PM Edited by Raavi, 12 November 2013 - 12:46 AM.

No, but I once found a guy peeing into a convertible. I guess that counts.

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 11:45 PM

I used to pee in the shower, considering that it went down the drain, as did my filth and hair.


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 11:48 PM

I used to pee on my brother as he slept.. he got joked on about pissing the bed for years.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 12:13 AM

Yep and that's the story of how you were consumed.


Lol, I don't think that means what you think it means.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 12:19 AM

 

Yep and that's the story of how you were consumed.


Lol, I don't think that means what you think it means.

 

It means exactly what I think it means.


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 12:26 AM

If you've ever been publicly intoxicated, you've pissed in all different methods, that much is true. Any drunk here will tell you that. Pissing out of a window is amateur compared to what I've done.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 12:39 AM

If you've ever been publicly intoxicated, you've pissed in all different methods, that much is true. Any drunk here will tell you that. Pissing out of a window is amateur compared to what I've done.

 

Let me guess, pissing into a window?

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 12:57 AM

That's happened, yes.


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 12:58 AM

Have you ever done this? I occasionally piss out of my window if it's late at night and i'm too lazy to walk to the toilet, I used to do it when I was younger but i would actually climb up and stand in the window frame and piss into the neighbors yard.


Yeah I'vE pissed out the window heaps of times, it sucks when you've already gone to the toilet 20.minutes ago, and are just about to nod off and you get the urge to pee again becausE you drank too much water, walking all the way to the toilet wakes you up again.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 01:01 AM

How far away are your bathrooms that you guys cannot get up and drunkenly stagger in there to pee? Opening a window , especially if you have to unlock it, feels like more work.

 

The only excuse I can think of is if you live in a dorm where you have to go out of your room and way down a hall to a communal toilet. Most of those people just piss in the sink in their room.


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 01:09 AM

How far away are your bathrooms that you guys cannot get up and drunkenly stagger in there to pee? Opening a window , especially if you have to unlock it, feels like more work.
 
The only excuse I can think of is if you live in a dorm where you have to go out of your room and way down a hall to a communal toilet. Most of those people just piss in the sink in their room.


Well, if you live here it may be kind of a problem waking up in the middle of the night to take a dump.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 01:15 AM

 


 

Well, if you live here it may be kind of a problem waking up in the middle of the night to take a dump.

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Who wakes up in the middle of the night to take a dump? (barring serious intestinal problems)

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 01:22 AM Edited by RoadRunner71, 12 November 2013 - 01:23 AM.

Well, if you live here it may be kind of a problem waking up in the middle of the night to take a dump.Mountain_WC.jpg

Who wakes up in the middle of the night to take a dump? (barring serious intestinal problems)
It's pure efficiency. Pee, sh*t & fap in one turn so you don't have to wake up again.

Evolution, man. Evolution.
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Posted 12 November 2013 - 04:12 AM

I used to pee on my brother as he slept.. he got joked on about pissing the bed for years.

This one is hilarious.

 

I pee in the shower every now and then, and it is so warm and cozy when it falls on my feet. J/k...not


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 07:31 AM Edited by Werebot85, 08 December 2013 - 06:49 AM.

I've never peed out the window or on people or whatever (you uncivilized bastards)

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 08:52 AM

As a kid I used to piss into the floor vent, every time the heater came on the house smelled like piss.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 09:12 AM

As a kid I used to piss into the floor vent, every time the heater came on the house smelled like piss.

Now that is just disgusting. 

Your laziness is admirable though, haha it made me laugh.





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