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jameznash
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#61

Posted 11 November 2013 - 10:34 PM

If you play 'Down the drain' race - then exit on the vote for next job screen, you end up in the storm drain.

 

Then when I dial for my car he always leaves it on top of the bridge. You have to walk miles around to get it.

 

Yet Leave your car in the army base - he can bring it to you no problem.

 

He must be the most killed character in the game. lol


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#62

Posted 11 November 2013 - 11:15 PM

Lol. Isn't that hilarious? He can leave it in the army base but can't deliver it to a lot of roads.

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#63

Posted 11 November 2013 - 11:22 PM

I used to have more problems with him not bringing it which is why I made my own thread a couple weeks back but now when I call him, I run down the street a little and the rate at which he delivers is more successful because of it. But there are still occasions when he will be just as annoying as he loves to be..

 

But one thing that is really starting to get on my nerves is lately the radio station in my garage and my apt have been on channel X.. That asshole is changing my sh*t and you never touch a blackanese man's radio boy! 


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#64

Posted 11 November 2013 - 11:25 PM

he just drove out of an alley way on my game, and went the opposite way to where I was standing and drove for 30seconds in the other flipping direction. such a jebend


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#65

Posted 11 November 2013 - 11:59 PM

This is dedicated to just about anyone who gets irritated by the in-game mechanic.  It causes quite a few laughable circumstances in my case.  

 My friends and I play alot around the fort zancudo area, so if we die, we end up in the swamp alot.  Its a trap full of walking and boredom if your out of vehicle access or merryweather extraction. On occasion, my mechanic brings an $800K Entity through the swampy area to deliver it to me? Theres a road right  HERE *motions to the ground*

I always find a baseball bat to the skull or a 9mm round to each kneecap a sufficient punishment though. :D

 

So you couldn't have used the search bar...?  Made a thread on this. 

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#66

Posted 12 November 2013 - 12:58 AM

He's just misunderstood.

 

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You know him.. but you don't know his story.


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#67

Posted 12 November 2013 - 01:19 AM

So far I only saw him delivering the car and then get back on the car and then get off again.

 

 

 

 

And then I smack his head with my lady fist.


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#68

Posted 12 November 2013 - 01:26 AM

He just mad cause his sisters work at the unicorn and we all get a piece lmao bitchass!

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 02:31 AM

yup.

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#70

Posted 12 November 2013 - 03:53 AM

he drove up out of the ocean once and parked on a beach you couldn't drive out of.

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#71

Posted 12 November 2013 - 04:40 AM

i was nice to him... until... i bumped into him and he pulled a gun and shot me while i went to get in the car... i will never forget or forgive that.  Now he dies every time...


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#72

Posted 12 November 2013 - 04:48 AM

Someone needs to make a meme... scumbag GTA:O mechanic.


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#73

Posted 12 November 2013 - 05:18 AM

I didn't have any issues with him, until when I called for him at the gas station. He got the car stuck, and kept hitting a post, before getting out and running away.

Wat.

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#74

Posted 12 November 2013 - 05:58 AM

If I call for a vehicle when I'm in the middle of nowhere, he instantly appears nearby.

 

If I call for a vehicle when I'm in the heart of the city, it takes him FOREVER, or not at all.


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#75

Posted 12 November 2013 - 06:20 AM

Thread already exists: http://gtaforums.com...ciation-thread/

 

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#76

Posted 12 November 2013 - 10:56 AM

Thread already exists: http://gtaforums.com...ciation-thread/

 

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Cool story bro! 

 

When you get popular, everybody wants a piece.. This guy obviously cant stand this threads popularity :D  


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 12:12 PM

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#78

Posted 13 November 2013 - 07:14 PM

I really want to know how my mechanic did this last night... That is my personal dump truck. HOW IN THE F**K did he get it stuck in an alleyway?

 

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Posted 13 November 2013 - 07:31 PM

He tried to deliver my friend's dump truck and got it stuck, SIDE-WAYS, in an alley by LSC. He tried to bring my other friend's his buzzard attack helicopter and jumped out the helicopter while trying to landing it, blowing up the helicopter and costing my friend 25,000 in insurance.


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#80

Posted 13 November 2013 - 07:36 PM

what does everyone expect?  the dude only makes $50/day.  pay the guy a living wage - or let all mechanics unionize!


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#81

Posted 13 November 2013 - 07:42 PM

Called the mechanic after delivering a car to Simeon's dock. He wouldn't bring me a car, so I had to steal another car and drive away from the docks. Called him again to deliver me a car. He appears a block behind me driving back toward the docks. I had to fking chase him back to Simeon's dock just to get my car. That's when I executed him with my shotgun. The mechanic sucks!!!


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#82

Posted 13 November 2013 - 09:47 PM

"I am Johhny on the spot!" (10 sec later), "sorry can't bring it!"

Rage


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#83

Posted 13 November 2013 - 10:15 PM

I am the only one whos mechanic works just fine and brings me always the car I want in good condition to the right place? Seems so, lol


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#84

Posted 13 November 2013 - 10:21 PM

Dis retard voice of the mechanic

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Posted 13 November 2013 - 11:08 PM

what does everyone expect?  the dude only makes $50/day.  pay the guy a living wage - or let all mechanics unionize!


Ur funny but you don't get to choose lol. I don't know bout you guys but my mechanic takes care of my ten car garage and my maintainence fees are $50/day for mechanic and another $125/day for him to maintain my garage.

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#86

Posted 14 November 2013 - 12:32 PM

Yeah and it costs him like 1.000.000$ a day only for spare parts and repair costs to repair my damaged cars which are fixed in seconds.

 

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#87

Posted 14 November 2013 - 12:39 PM

Last night I had one of my crew pose with the mechanic! Right after I just beat him to death!

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Then we parked a car over him ,poured petrol..bang.... boom!

 

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#88

Posted 15 November 2013 - 06:55 PM

Lately things have gotten bad. He NEVER brings my cars to me anymore sometimes I have to call him 3 or 4 times just to get him to bring a vehicle and half the time its not the one I asked for.

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#89

Posted 15 November 2013 - 07:08 PM

Strangely my mechanic seems fine. He delivered 3 cars the other night to me on the first phone call. There has only been one time when I have had to phone him more than once. I must be lucky I guess.

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#90

Posted 15 November 2013 - 07:24 PM

LMMFAO. This thread is hi-larious.

My mechanic is the sh*t. He always brings me my sh*t, scratch free. Sometimes I barely hang up the phone and he is already coming down the road.

Most of you probably deserve a botard for a mechanic, and you know why...




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