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LSPD_Fateless
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#1

Posted 11 November 2013 - 05:21 AM Edited by LSPD_Fateless, 11 November 2013 - 05:24 AM.

This is dedicated to just about anyone who gets irritated by the in-game mechanic.  It causes quite a few laughable circumstances in my case.  

 My friends and I play alot around the fort zancudo area, so if we die, we end up in the swamp alot.  Its a trap full of walking and boredom if your out of vehicle access or merryweather extraction. On occasion, my mechanic brings an $800K Entity through the swampy area to deliver it to me? Theres a road right  HERE *motions to the ground*

I always find a baseball bat to the skull or a 9mm round to each kneecap a sufficient punishment though. :D


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 05:44 AM

Lol. Yeah the mechanic isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, (and to think this man is the one working on your fully upgraded entity xf).

 

The guy is an absolute disaster. He gives me maybe 3 seconds to get into my vehicle before getting back in it himself and driving away. I've since avoided this by executing the idiot as soon as i have the chance.


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 05:46 AM

Once he drove my Sultan into the depths of a rocky cliff with a raging river below.... didnt wreck it jsut left it on a rock stuck there and started swimming away.... I chopped him down with my AK after that sh*t. 

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 05:53 AM

Im guessing i lucked out because every single time i called him he was unable to deliver my car.
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Posted 11 November 2013 - 05:58 AM

he is the worst...

 

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#6

Posted 11 November 2013 - 05:58 AM

My Mechanic is a f*cking douche, Fails to deliver any of my vehicles 90% of the time, and when he does, He crashes into everything, One time he actually got my car blown up!

(287$ bah, but its the principle of the thing!!)


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 06:23 AM

Mine is generally ok but he has a pathological fear of Simeon's garage out at the docks...
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Posted 11 November 2013 - 06:27 AM

Played GTA:O for about 7 hrs in total today and the mechanic didn't even answer his phone ONCE. What the hell is going on here?


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#9

Posted 11 November 2013 - 06:30 AM

the mechanic is awesome...

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 06:38 AM

he likes to piss you off by delivering your car on a bridge above you or in the opposite side of a high wall.

"she's purring!"
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Posted 11 November 2013 - 07:05 AM

Mine tells me he can't get a ride. >.<

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 10:59 AM

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yup, he put mine on a roof and had the balls to climb the ladder down like everything was ok

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 11:02 AM

Call in my mechanic.

 

Puts my car in a subway tunnel underneath me. I kid you not.

(There was an entrance nearby, but still that was beyond stupid)


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 11:03 AM

You have to pay him more, that will help


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 11:10 AM

Rolled my Rebel, twice.

Parked my Coquette balancing on a wall.

Stole my Sandking.

Won't deliver to me unless I'm waiting in the flow of fast traffic.

What a f*cking c*nt.
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Posted 11 November 2013 - 11:27 AM Edited by Jaipaboy4thewin, 11 November 2013 - 11:39 AM.

He deliverd my car right across the train tracks as a train was coming and I got charged for the insurance and another time he put it on top of a three story building.
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That's what happened a while ago when he delivered it onto the tracks the front wheel got turned around so all I could do was go around in circles
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Posted 11 November 2013 - 11:39 AM

I always kill him with knife

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 11:46 AM

I always kill him with knife

 

I always find it more soothing to beat him senseless with a bat.

 

About Simeons garage at the docks, go to the crossing nearest, call him, see him pop up infront of you, run screaming towards him to "stop" and watch him take a lap around the freaking docks...

 

Or when he comes down the wrong way of the free way (against traffic) coming close to you, make a u-turn and going away from you down the freeway with you chasing after him, only to have him make another u-turn and once again avoiding you...


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 11:48 AM

This is dedicated to just about anyone who gets irritated by the in-game mechanic.  It causes quite a few laughable circumstances in my case.  

 My friends and I play alot around the fort zancudo area, so if we die, we end up in the swamp alot.  Its a trap full of walking and boredom if your out of vehicle access or merryweather extraction. On occasion, my mechanic brings an $800K Entity through the swampy area to deliver it to me? Theres a road right  HERE *motions to the ground*

I always find a baseball bat to the skull or a 9mm round to each kneecap a sufficient punishment though. :D

 

 

Shotgun to face, closed casket for mr mechanic.


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 01:12 PM

I didn't beat him up because I feared the game would punish you as when you kill Merriweather's heli pilot.

But mine may not be as bad after all. Never left my car in top of a building or anything so gross Lol

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 01:16 PM

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 01:16 PM

I set fire to the mechanic every chance I get. I hate him!. "that scratch was already there, right?". No it wasn't you twat!! DIIIEEE!!!

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 01:21 PM

+1 to this thread. Due to fear of cops I tend not to shoot the mechanic upon delivery, but I do recommend it: once I had the strange instance where the mechanic was rattled by surrounding gunfire (probably another player vs. cops) and decided to drive off with my Akuma like a psycho. Funnily enough the blip on my personal vehicle wouldn't disappear and I would get the "your personal vehicle is not empty" prompt, so all that was left was to hunt down the degenerate blue collar bastard and reacquire my bike.


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#24

Posted 11 November 2013 - 01:22 PM

who DOESN'T kill the mechanic? I called him 3 times on a main road and he only delivered on the third time, I didn't move at all. Felt good mowing him down with a minigun


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 02:34 PM

I am leveling up my strength just off of beating the pixelated sh*t out of the mechanic.
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Posted 11 November 2013 - 02:35 PM Edited by Lukezordz, 11 November 2013 - 02:36 PM.

Dear Mechanic,

 

F*ck you.

 

Sincerely,

Everyone.

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#27

Posted 11 November 2013 - 02:42 PM

It's so nice to see a burning mechanic.

 

Things he does that really annoy me:

 

1. Unable to deliver. When I'm on a freeway? Really?

 

2. That scratch was already there right? Yes, and I guess that dent in your head was too.

 

3. Bringing the car with a dent or crashing it in front of me.

 

4. Channel X every bloody time. So he's deaf and stupid?

 

5. Ask for the Bagger, delivers Dubsta. I guess they are kinda similar..

 

6. Delivers car, gets out of car, gets back into car. Sometimes drives away.

 

7. Attempts to deliver to complex road junction. Drives aimlessly around.

 

My mechanic gets a claw hammer to the face every single time nowadays. I consider it as an extra tip on top of the generous daily fee he gets.

 

Tip: Kill your mechanic at least three times a day and collect the money drop. That way, you make a profit out of putting up with his idiocy instead of paying for the privilege of having him dick about in your car.

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#28

Posted 11 November 2013 - 02:45 PM

One he does for me is:

 

Stood on Chumash(ish) Freeway. Delivers car from the beach. Leaves it half way up the embankment, complains about dents and scratches. Walks off.

 

I then need to drive all the way back down the hill... Onto the beach, then back up when I've got enough speed.

 

Where did he get this car from? The f*cking sea?


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 02:46 PM

If he gets out of my way fast enough he gets to live most of the time. However, if he for whatever reason goes into his combat stance and becomes hostile, I'll stop the car and beat him or shoot him. Who does he think he is? f*cking mechanic.

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#30

Posted 11 November 2013 - 02:53 PM

Hadn't actually killed him before last night. He usually only got a quick punch to make him aware of my displeasure, but driving onto the flyover above the LSC after I'd specifically moved away from this to stop him doing it was the last straw. Nothing creative, just AK to the face and remainder of the clip emptied into his corpse.





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