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Playing GTA5 for the story is like watching porn for the acting...

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#31

Posted 11 November 2013 - 04:42 PM

my ps3 is getting fixed because I killed it playing gta5 for days on end 

 

Is your penis getting fixed too after you broke it masturbating to porn days on end? (because GTA V is like porn)


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#32

Posted 11 November 2013 - 04:52 PM

So I can't be the only one, but seeing as it's the focus of the thread, but I really don't like how porn stories end I mean, they finish having sex and then it fades to black or just cuts, come on, what about the time I invested into the first couple of minutes to learn the story, I'm actually curious as to how the situations are resolved after sex.

 

I mean, there this one flick, with two chicks, you know where I'm going here, they spend like the first 5 minutes of this scene talking about their new apartment and both being confused about what colour to decorate the room, so one suggests since it's going to be the room where all the "passion" happens, maybe they should decide after having some "fun", so yadda yadda, flirting, sex, etc, and when they finish they just look at each other kiss, and laugh, and then it fades to black, like, what the f*ck, seriously, they didn't even decide on a colour, they waste 5 minutes talking about colours, and the makers of this flick didn't even give an answer at the end. Like, I'm trying to respect you here, I'm not skipping straight to the sex, I'm going to show an interest in whatever crazy story you guys come up with, you could at least have the decency to finsih that story, you're not f*cking LOST, I'm not coming back here on a weekly basis to find out the colour of the room.

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 05:06 PM

I mean, there this one flick, with two chicks, you know where I'm going here, they spend like the first 5 minutes of this scene talking about their new apartment and both being confused about what colour to decorate the room, so one suggests since it's going to be the room where all the "passion" happens, maybe they should decide after having some "fun", so yadda yadda, flirting, sex, etc, and when they finish they just look at each other kiss, and laugh, and then it fades to black, like, what the f*ck, seriously, they didn't even decide on a colour, they waste 5 minutes talking about colours, and the makers of this flick didn't even give an answer at the end. Like, I'm trying to respect you here, I'm not skipping straight to the sex, I'm going to show an interest in whatever crazy story you guys come up with, you could at least have the decency to finsih that story, you're not f*cking LOST, I'm not coming back here on a weekly basis to find out the colour of the room.

 

This must be exactly how OP feels playing GTA V.


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#34

Posted 11 November 2013 - 05:08 PM

I DO watch porn for the acting, fyi.




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