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Jamhesings
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#1

Posted 11 November 2013 - 12:09 AM

I still played GTA san andreas up until 5 came out because the gameplay is amazing. GTA 4 was a giant piece of sh*t.(the driving sucked) and i will play gta5 until  the next comes out...These are my opinions and I am sure there are millions that think the exact same way...just decided to post this cause I see a lot of bitching about the story mode and my ps3 is getting fixed because I killed it playing gta5 for days on end 


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 12:11 AM

neat


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 12:12 AM

I like a good story but good gameplay comes first. 


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 12:14 AM

You don't ever play games simply for the story. You play for a combination of the story and the gameplay or you play it just because it's good plain fun. If a game can mix a great story and great gameplay together, as I felt GTA IV did, then it's much better of an experience to have in my opinion. 


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 12:15 AM

When they start to fornicate, I close the video.

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 12:25 AM

Yeah, the story in every GTA is crap. The focus should be on adding more things to do in the open world, not story.

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 12:28 AM

Wait, I'm the only one who watches porn for the story?

 

Those damn girls never have any money for the pizza they order...

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 12:34 AM Edited by AlexL, 11 November 2013 - 12:34 AM.

A GTA without a story is like a sandwich without bread, you are supposed to play the game for both the story and the gameplay.

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 12:36 AM

To be fair, GTA never had much of a story to begin with.


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 12:40 AM

GTA was all about stealing vehicles and escaping from the cops, hence the name.

 

The story is just a compliment that unlocks stuff for you to f*ck around with or to get to know the character we were given better.


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 12:50 AM

Nah, I've liked the story in all of them and it's definitely one of the reasons I enjoy the single player.

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 12:58 AM

I used to love the teacher student porn!!
Ahaha good ol days

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 01:46 AM

I used to love the teacher student porn!!
Ahaha good ol days

Nowadays, it's just called 'High School'


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 02:01 AM

Im on my second run around on the SP. I did it to enjoy Lamar again. After a certain point, he sorta falls to the waist side and I wish his character would have had more relevance throughout the entire SP and beyond. Ill usually call him up as trevor, and we do the dirty so well. 

I feel bad for Lamar though, since Trevor always wants him to give sexual favors. 


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 02:14 AM

The story is too long. I still haven't beat it yet. 


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 02:31 AM

When they start to fornicate, I close the video.

 

LOL


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 03:41 AM

I still played GTA san andreas up until 5 came out because the gameplay is amazing. GTA 4 was a giant piece of sh*t.(the driving sucked) and i will play gta5 until  the next comes out...These are my opinions and I am sure there are millions that think the exact same way...just decided to post this cause I see a lot of bitching about the story mode and my ps3 is getting fixed because I killed it playing gta5 for days on end 

You've composed a very riveting and coherent post. I am intrigued.


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 03:46 AM

 

I still played GTA san andreas up until 5 came out because the gameplay is amazing. GTA 4 was a giant piece of sh*t.(the driving sucked) and i will play gta5 until  the next comes out...These are my opinions and I am sure there are millions that think the exact same way...just decided to post this cause I see a lot of bitching about the story mode and my ps3 is getting fixed because I killed it playing gta5 for days on end 

You've composed a very riveting and coherent post. I am intrigued.

 

 

Indeed. I was nodding my head in agreement at the point about his PS3 getting fixed. Relevance FTW.


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 04:00 AM

I still played GTA san andreas up until 5 came out because the gameplay is amazing. GTA 4 was a giant piece of sh*t.(the driving sucked) and i will play gta5 until  the next comes out...These are my opinions and I am sure there are millions that think the exact same way...just decided to post this cause I see a lot of bitching about the story mode and my ps3 is getting fixed because I killed it playing gta5 for days on end 

Your post is like a giant piece of sh*t. Please take your keyboard and chop it into pieces and burn it!

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 04:21 AM

GTA was all about stealing vehicles and escaping from the cops, hence the name.

 

The story is just a compliment that unlocks stuff for you to f*ck around with or to get to know the character we were given better.


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 04:42 AM

I used to love the teacher student porn!!
Ahaha good ol days

 

My favourite category >.<


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 04:55 AM

Porn acting is amazing.


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 05:08 AM

Porn acting is amazing.

Well, you HAVE to pay for this $5 pizza SOMEHOW. The pizza place needs to be able to afford more open-bra-mini-skirt uniforms for its D-cup, all-blonde, 20-odd-old employees.


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 05:53 AM Edited by Tashan, 11 November 2013 - 05:55 AM.

I still played GTA san andreas up until 5 came out because the gameplay is amazing. GTA 4 was a giant piece of sh*t.(the driving sucked) and i will play gta5 until  the next comes out...These are my opinions and I am sure there are millions that think the exact same way...just decided to post this cause I see a lot of bitching about the story mode and my ps3 is getting fixed because I killed it playing gta5 for days on end 

Your title is miserable and giant piece of sh*t that no-one can relate to, understand anymore?

Many take the story in V as a movie or something, it’s not a game. I don’t give a damn about how much story is impressive, it’s not art, it’s the same concept but different story neither deep and driven by emotion.

So, that doesn't make it great compared to the subtle experience playing GTA 4 or SA and moving with the story where game meets the fun and accessibility with the characters.

There are many people who can easily understand the difference between crap and art of story telling, esp. for V where it doesn't move, rather a collective sh*t of many movie concepts, taken down as inspiration and wrapped up with no idea how to keep the plot engaging, right through the end. For one, the characters were given a nice attention in details but they were not stretched out enough rather rushed and felt lacking.

 

I do not get the problems of many players with IV's overall experience. It's a better one than V. V has certain appeal but not as interesting as IV and even SA, these games were pure win from players perspective in any manner you look for what GTA meant to be.

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 11:15 AM

Cool. Another necessary thread.

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 11:25 AM

GTA 4 was a giant piece of sh*t.(the driving sucked

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 03:01 PM

Hey Rockstar, you happy now? Like your new fanbase?  :cry:


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 03:07 PM

A GTA without a story is like a sandwich without bread, you are supposed to play the game for both the story and the gameplay.

 

Exactly. The story is key. If you don't want a story, play SR4. I wouldn't even understand GTA V without a story.


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 03:41 PM Edited by gtarelatedusername2, 11 November 2013 - 03:45 PM.

I've never played a GTA specifically for the story, but I'd rather have one than to just be handed a random, faceless character and be told to 'do x, y, and z' without any backround. Plus I usually find some of the individual characters to be interesting/entertaining, even some of the 'side' ones. Vice City just wouldn't have been the same without Lance Vance and Ken Rosenburg, SA wouldn't have been as entertaining without The Truth and OG Loc, et cetera.

 

IMO, those kinds of characters are needed to help bring out the atmosphere of the cities the games are taking place in...or something like that.


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 04:36 PM

Sorry OP, I hear what you are saying, but I like a nice equal mix of both a great storyline and gameplay in in GTA. I always have done. GTA is not really GTA without a half-decent storyline at least. 





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