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JayAshton
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#1

Posted 08 November 2013 - 07:23 AM

Run inside my apartment and garage: I'm grown, even if I had scissors in my hands I should be allowed to run inside my home and garage. I'd like to spawn at home but I get so aggravated having to walk up 3 flights of stairs to get out lol.

Walk or drive out of my garage when I have an impounded car: For whatever reason they think you should have to destroy your impounded car if you enter your garage and then try to leave by any means, I just don't understand. If I own 2 cars and 1 is impounded, why the hell can't I drive the other car to near the impound, then sneak over and steal my other car back?

Block Callers: I will NEVER answer a call from Dom, EVER. I stopped answering Simeon's calls since he doesn't pay sh*t. I certainly don't need Lester calling me all the time to remind him to call him sometimes, etc etc etc STOP CALLING ME!

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 07:34 AM

Buy two garages.

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 07:39 AM

I absolutely agree on the Blocking callers.

Holy f*ck, I never understood the hate for Roman and his lust for Bowling, But whatever fresh f*cked up hell this is, Must've been what it was like.


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Posted 08 November 2013 - 07:39 AM

Trigger a rag doll whenever I please.

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 07:39 AM

Using a parachute once then landing on a building and finding out the parachute I bought doesn't stick with me. :/ So the only option out is the "easy way."
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Posted 08 November 2013 - 07:40 AM

Rappel into apartments. Kidnap & Torture rivals. Go completely off grid. Start a family. Heist.

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 07:41 AM

Get out of your vehicle without shutting the engine off.
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Posted 08 November 2013 - 07:43 AM

Buy two garages.

 

 

Using a parachute once then landing on a building and finding out the parachute I bought doesn't stick with me. :/ So the only option out is the "easy way."

These are both excellent examples. Kudos for good contributions.

...Granted raping a coyote could be entertaining.


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Posted 08 November 2013 - 08:01 AM

Move furniture in your apartment.

Refuel cars.

Play roller coaster in online mode


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Posted 08 November 2013 - 08:11 AM

Eat at burger shot the way you could on a nearly 10 year old game. Looks like they have the interior all designed, it's like they went out of their way to make sure you couldn't.


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Posted 08 November 2013 - 08:12 AM

I absolutely agree on the Blocking callers.

Holy f*ck, I never understood the hate for Roman and his lust for Bowling, But whatever fresh f*cked up hell this is, Must've been what it was like.

Take the most frequent callers (Simeon, Dom, Lester), put them together, make them twice as annoying, yet completely useless, and you have Roman.

 

HEYCOUSINGLETSGOBOWLINGWANNAPLAYDARTSBEEGAMERICANTITTIESTHATREMINDSMEOFBOWLINGBALLS

 

Shut. The f*ck. UP.

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 08:15 AM

 

I absolutely agree on the Blocking callers.

Holy f*ck, I never understood the hate for Roman and his lust for Bowling, But whatever fresh f*cked up hell this is, Must've been what it was like.

Take the most frequent callers (Simeon, Dom, Lester), put them together, make them twice as annoying, yet completely useless, and you have Roman.

 

HEYCOUSINGLETSGOBOWLINGWANNAPLAYDARTSBEEGAMERICANTITTIESTHATREMINDSMEOFBOWLINGBALLS

 

Shut. The f*ck. UP.

 

 

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=po_FqB0ygUU

 

 

 

 

 

for the sake of nostalgia


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Posted 08 November 2013 - 08:15 AM Edited by BuyMeTheMoon, 09 November 2013 - 01:39 PM.

- Run inside the apartment

- Create a "posse" or gang with friends so that you automatically join the same lobbies for races/matches(and get on the same team)

- Buy two garages

- The cargobob should be available even in high level. The most fun thing to good around with

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 08:17 AM Edited by nruhdal, 08 November 2013 - 08:24 AM.

Get out of your vehicle without shutting the engine off.

Exit the vehicle -> perform a melee -> re-enter the vehicle -> exit it the moment it turns on. Light and engine will now still be on.
Not simple, but doable.
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Posted 08 November 2013 - 08:17 AM

Jump and grab onto things...

 

Interact with NPC's without them running away screaming..

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 08:18 AM

Get out of your vehicle without shutting the engine off.

You can - but It'll take som time. Jump out of the car while driving at slow speed(you need to hold the gas pedal while you jump out). So it needs some calculation, haha.. I think I spend 30 minutes getting a car to be right where I wanted it once


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Posted 08 November 2013 - 08:23 AM

 

Get out of your vehicle without shutting the engine off.

You can - but It'll take som time. Jump out of the car while driving at slow speed(you need to hold the gas pedal while you jump out). So it needs some calculation, haha.. I think I spend 30 minutes getting a car to be right where I wanted it once

 

 

what i hate about this is that the car lights get dimmed by doing this :/   i do this often to get better lighting for taking pictures during the night but it doesn't make much difference with the headlights dimmed.


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Posted 08 November 2013 - 08:25 AM Edited by nruhdal, 08 November 2013 - 08:25 AM.

Get out of your vehicle without shutting the engine off.

You can - but It'll take som time. Jump out of the car while driving at slow speed(you need to hold the gas pedal while you jump out). So it needs some calculation, haha.. I think I spend 30 minutes getting a car to be right where I wanted it once
 
what i hate about this is that the car lights get dimmed by doing this :/   i do this often to get better lighting for taking pictures during the night but it doesn't make much difference with the headlights dimmed.

Get out of your vehicle without shutting the engine off.

Exit the vehicle -> perform a melee -> re-enter the vehicle -> exit it the moment it turns on. Light and engine will now still be on.
Not simple, but doable.

... Just read my post :( lol

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 08:27 AM

 

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=po_FqB0ygUU

 

 

 

for the sake of nostalgia

 

I knew what that was going to be, and yet I clicked anyway.

 

damn you ;(


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Posted 08 November 2013 - 08:30 AM

 

 

Get out of your vehicle without shutting the engine off.

Exit the vehicle -> perform a melee -> re-enter the vehicle -> exit it the moment it turns on. Light and engine will now still be on.
Not simple, but doable.

... Just read my post :( lol

 

 

oh i did man, and thanks for the tip!  but i can't test it right now. so doing it that way keeps the headlights on at full strength?


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Posted 08 November 2013 - 08:30 AM

 

 

 

Get out of your vehicle without shutting the engine off.

You can - but It'll take som time. Jump out of the car while driving at slow speed(you need to hold the gas pedal while you jump out). So it needs some calculation, haha.. I think I spend 30 minutes getting a car to be right where I wanted it once
 
what i hate about this is that the car lights get dimmed by doing this :/   i do this often to get better lighting for taking pictures during the night but it doesn't make much difference with the headlights dimmed.

 

Get out of your vehicle without shutting the engine off.

Exit the vehicle -> perform a melee -> re-enter the vehicle -> exit it the moment it turns on. Light and engine will now still be on.
Not simple, but doable.

... Just read my post :( lol

 

I'm sorry I did not see your post. I guess we posted the same time


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Posted 08 November 2013 - 08:34 AM

Pick up hookers
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Posted 08 November 2013 - 09:10 AM

Pick up hookers

 

 

you can mate, even online.  look at night around the strip club.. honk and if they talk to you press right on the d-pad


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Posted 08 November 2013 - 09:18 AM


 
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=po_FqB0ygUU
 
 
 
for the sake of nostalgia
 

I knew what that was going to be, and yet I clicked anyway.
 
damn you ;(

More gay porn?

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 09:21 AM

no.. don't get exited.. i'm not into the 'f*cking up young eyes' thing


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Posted 08 November 2013 - 09:21 AM

masterbate in front of a mirror.

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 09:28 AM

actually PUSHING an object, not pushing it by walking thru it.
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Posted 08 November 2013 - 09:29 AM

Set fav radio station
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Posted 08 November 2013 - 09:31 AM

Buying a second garage

 

Buying bikers leathers! 

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 09:35 AM

Lie on your back and gaze at the sky.




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