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Posted 07 November 2013 - 04:01 PM

I'm stranded in the middle of nowhere and it's mid-afternoon and I need a ride.
I call my mechanic - the one I pay $50 bucks a day for - to drop my car off.

Patiently, I wait. Suddenly, he calls back. "Sorry, I can't make it out today!" ugh.
So, I decide to hijack the nearest car, which happens to a goofy, soccer-mom SUV.

I receive a text, "You jacked my ride! You're a dead man!"
I'm then informed I now have a $7000 bounty on my head.

My HUD starts flashing. I've been spotted and now have 1 star.
The chase begins. Two stars. Rear-ended by aggressive cops.

They start shooting. I try to escape. I'm cornered. I either fight back or die.

Either way, this is all because of my mechanic.

Jerk. ;)

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 04:05 PM

At least your mechanic doesn't drive away with your vehicle or try to fight you when you get in your car :(

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 04:07 PM

My mechanic used to be like this, one day I snapped and beat the holy fukk outta him with a golf club.

 

Since then he hasn't once let me down, just need to assert your authority that's all.

 

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 04:07 PM

At least your mechanic doesn't drive away with your vehicle or try to fight you when you get in your car :(

 

Golf Club -----> Mechanic's Head

 

Thank goodness I don't have to pay his medical bills.

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 04:08 PM

I find if I run back and forth on the street I called him he will bring the vehicle I requested 80% of the time. Don't know if it does any good or not. Either way he dies and I get at least $23 bucks of my money back when he does show up.
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Posted 07 November 2013 - 04:09 PM

 

 

Thank goodness I don't have to pay his medical bills.

 

 

This will be corrected in 1.06 I'm sure.

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 04:12 PM

Oh I love it when he tries to get back in the car he just got out of then gets mad at you for hijacking your own car. I beat the crap out of him most of the time, the rest of the time I wait for him to turn around then shoot him in the back of the head.

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 04:20 PM

f*cking soccer moms and their 7K bounties. 

 

Hahaha awesome story bro.


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Posted 07 November 2013 - 04:21 PM

... Either way he dies and I get at least $23 bucks of my money back when he does show up.

wait, that's cheating, right? (just kidding!!!!!!!!) ;)


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Posted 07 November 2013 - 04:28 PM

I'm stranded in the middle of nowhere and it's mid-afternoon and I need a ride.
I call my mechanic - the one I pay $50 bucks a day for - to drop my car off.

Patiently, I wait. Suddenly, he calls back. "Sorry, I can't make it out today!" ugh.
So, I decide to hijack the nearest car, which happens to a goofy, soccer-mom SUV.

I receive a text, "You jacked my ride! You're a dead man!"
I'm then informed I now have a $7000 bounty on my head.

My HUD starts flashing. I've been spotted and now have 1 star.
The chase begins. Two stars. Rear-ended by aggressive cops.

They start shooting. I try to escape. I'm cornered. I either fight back or die.

Either way, this is all because of my mechanic.

Jerk. ;)

lol'd

 

Sometimes things just don't want to go your way in this game :D

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 04:43 PM

Last night when I was playing I needed a ride so I called up my not so trusty mechanic. The first 2 times I called him he denied me, of course. The third time I was relieved to see my bikes icon pop up on the map, until he passed me and just kept on driving... Needless to say I chased him down, flattened him, then did a burnout on his face for an unreasonably sadistic amount of time.
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Posted 07 November 2013 - 05:18 PM

"Sometimes things just don't want to go your way in this game :D"

 

This game has a black hole conspiracy where in as soon as you try and do anything with intent, EVERYTHING will go wrong.

 

"But I just wanted to go to LSC" -> 4 stars and your car is on its roof in the Los Santos river...

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 05:28 PM

you  must take him down with crowbar or golf club...


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Posted 07 November 2013 - 05:34 PM

Well, so far my mechanic has not given me any hassle, but if he gives me a hard time...it'll be a Nightstick to his skull..


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Posted 07 November 2013 - 05:36 PM

My mechanic has annoyed me so much - not delivering, getting back in, driving around endlessly, Channel X every time, the sh*t joke about the scratch being there already, smashing my ride into something, etc.

 

It's claw hammer to the face every time now. Glad to know I'm not alone.


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Posted 07 November 2013 - 05:41 PM

Called mine to deliver my Elegy to the beach arcade area.  Drove over to me.. then kept on driving.  Did a few laps around the block slowly.  Mocking me.  Then drove it to my Garage on the other side of town.

 

So. thanks for that.

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 05:41 PM Edited by RickyD710, 07 November 2013 - 05:42 PM.

I literally kill my mechanic every single time he delivers my car. Even if he delivers it in timely fashion I figure it's payback for all the times I've been left stranded. Stupid mechanic seems to not like dirt either because he only ever brings my ride when I'm on a paved road. I can't remember the last time I paid him...I usually make 3-4x the amount I pay him off killing him.

 

Edit to add: 90% of the times I do kill him I stealth kill for the stat boost...always with a knife to the neck.

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 05:43 PM

I was just randomly playing the other night and saw "$50 Mechanic Fee" pop up. I just said, "Grrrr." ;)

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 05:47 PM

Try staring at the ground, he won't come if you're looking in the direction he's trying to spawn.

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 05:56 PM

I was just randomly playing the other night and saw "$50 Mechanic Fee" pop up. I just said, "Grrrr." ;)

 

As Ricky said, just make sure you kill him at least three times a day (but the more the better), you'll be making money from him then. Plus he deserves it, he's a fool.

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