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anticlimatic
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#121

Posted 16 December 2013 - 10:47 AM

Failed at getting a jet and ended up in the swamps of sadness with a dude named Thuglife and some Australian chick, both of which were on mics and obviously friends. They let me into their vehicles and gave me a lift. Driver tried to get back into the base and failed, and the chick got out and shot us both. No big deal. Back we go to the swamps of sadness where the chick proceeds to kill me 9 times in a row without me fighting back much.

 

It was ON after that.

 

I got even with her in the swamp, and was on my way back to my garage to let bygones be bygones, when she puts a 9k bounty on me. For the next hour I sat in my apartment, while cooking/eating dinner, and hammered her with 1k bounty after 1k bounty. Every time someone killed her, I put another one on her. After I collected the 9K for not getting killed, I ventured out, and sticky-bomb kamikaze'd her over and over again.

 

One the novelty of that wore off I went back to shooting her. A couple of her friends got in on the blood feud, but Thuglife maintained a respectful distance. She went into passive mode around the time I realized she was just trying to hang out with her friend group and do stuff. Again I was ready to let bygones be bygones and go on my separate way...

 

Then she flipped me off, so I started running her over. It's so hard to get out of the blood feuds...


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#122

Posted 16 December 2013 - 02:46 PM

I ran through a stop sign.

 

 

Twice.

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#123

Posted 16 December 2013 - 02:53 PM

Spawn killed a noob 10 times at the airport with hvy sniper, god, please forgive me!!
*crys*

me and my crew spawn kill noobs that are annoying on the mic who sound young, best when they are out in desert and cant get away, then i turn my mic on and let my girlfriend talk sh*t to him

Yeah man, letting my girl talk trash while I mess with people is great. Especially when I let her play and she's just as good.

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#124

Posted 16 December 2013 - 06:30 PM

I ran through a stop sign.
 
 
Twice.


I lol'ed

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#125

Posted 16 December 2013 - 06:51 PM

often i appear to be friendly so people let me hop in their car. once im in the car i set off a grenade! it makes for good laughs.

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#126

Posted 08 January 2014 - 11:02 AM

I ran through a stop sign.

 

 

Twice.

#Beastmode


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#127

Posted 08 January 2014 - 11:36 AM

I take a baseball bat to anyone's car if it's at Mors while I'm driving past. You'd be surprised how many people go there to pick it up.

Sometimes call mercs on level 3's. It's a ruthless old town, best they learn that straight away


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#128

Posted 08 January 2014 - 11:43 AM

I'm a virgin.




Ohhhh that kinda confession

Ummm well sometimes I'll put a sticky right outside a persons garage and sit back and watch the fireworks. Seriously nobody checks their map before they come out??
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#129

Posted 08 January 2014 - 01:37 PM

Sooo...right after a got my new tank, (money received from hacker lolol) I decided I would do what a tank does best: Kill a sh*tload of people. Eventually they went passive and climbed up a building, or came out with their own tank, just to be defeated again. Around 3-4 tanks and I usually die. Have done this several times ever since. Dont feel good about it, seeing how I was, for a long time, on the receiving end of all the bs :/

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#130

Posted 08 January 2014 - 01:52 PM Edited by mambonutz, 08 January 2014 - 01:54 PM.

Picked up a random player in my PV, went on a high speed rip through the city, until I bailde & raced the car off a freeway ramp and watched him plunge and explode to his death.


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#131

Posted 08 January 2014 - 02:50 PM

I hurt some1's feelings once


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#132

Posted 08 January 2014 - 02:51 PM

I hurt some1's feelings once

 

I cried


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#133

Posted 08 January 2014 - 03:11 PM Edited by Corrupt King, 08 January 2014 - 03:12 PM.

I stalk randoms with my van when it turns night in-game


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#134

Posted 08 January 2014 - 03:14 PM

Grabbed a Cargobob and went to the impound lot, attached the hook to some guy's Entity and threw it into the ocean ..Based God forgive me!


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#135

Posted 08 January 2014 - 03:16 PM

I "camped" a noob when farming the orange paint for my combat MG.

It wasn't exactly camping since he kept coming back instead of trying to escape, but he just didn't have a chance with the range on that thing.

 

I feel bad man.


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#136

Posted 08 January 2014 - 04:20 PM

Ran a red light, got clipped by some asshole, spun like 3 circles, then t-boned some poor sod, killing him. At which point I panicked for some odd reason and quik threw in reverse pulling a J hook and hauling ass in the opposite direction. Immediately returning thru said red light. Clipped again, forced onto sidewalk where I proceed to mow down 10 peds or so...

All that, and no remorse, just kept going.

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#137

Posted 08 January 2014 - 05:00 PM

I go to Simeons high priority vehicles on the map, go to the nearest LSC, deck it out with chrome and some hideous color and some dollar sign rims, and a remote bomb.  go park around a heavy populated area, pause the screen and wait for people to take the bait.  i then get on my mic and tell the other players to look at the kill feed for the persons name as they drive away with the vehicle and i detonate the bomb. only felt bad about this once though cuz it was a rank 8 


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#138

Posted 08 January 2014 - 05:45 PM

I was in a playlist of races with crew the other night. We are a clean and repectful racing crew. A random guy managed to pop in with us and we let it fly. He ended up being a horible racer who managed to screw up virtually every race with some sort of unnecessary bashing. Everyone was getting pretty fed up with him but we all maintained our driving ethos. On the last race he totally took me out of the race shortly after it started and I decided I had had enough. I tracked him down over the course of the next two laps following his every move as he knocked a couple more of my guys off the road and then I saw my opportunity, he made a mistake on a corner and started to slide sideways and using his slipstream I deliberately plowed straight into him hard, really hard, we both went carreening into a pile of buildings and got all tangled up in trees and walls. Niether of us could move. I sat there flipping him off through the windshield as I respawned my car.

Im ashamed that I stooped to his level...but I confess that at that moment it felt really good.

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#139

Posted 08 January 2014 - 05:51 PM

You won't ever have to be alone again :)

 

Never.. I always try to be friendly and still get killed when I'm Alone D:<


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#140

Posted 08 January 2014 - 06:05 PM

Hmm I admit I enjoy messing around with the Specific Vehicles Simeon wants. Using stickies, etc. One time I perhaps took it a bit too far.

 

I saw the vehicle move around the map, and i decided to suprise the player. I went  to Simeon's garage in de docks and I planted some stickies on the ground in front of the door. When i saw the player enter the docks-area i called Lester to go dark and watched the player race towards the garage. The moment he stopped to enter the garage, I gave the command and the car obviously blew up. (In a rather nice way though)

 

Must be a great shock for him, being able to deliver it in a full lobby, only to be blown up at Simeon's doorstep.  The message I recieved cleary showed his displeasure ;-)

 

I don't know what's worse. This action or still having to giggle about it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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#141

Posted 08 January 2014 - 06:15 PM

I once told a girl I loved her when I knew I didn't.

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#142

Posted 08 January 2014 - 06:33 PM

I saw a low level in a HPV so I messaged him "I'll escort" I'm guessing he didn't understand the message because he started shooting at me. I killed him, adn took the car. after I got it resprayed I noticed my PV was at the docks, and the low level guy was camping there with it.

I put a sticky on the car, & drove to the dock. parked the car near Simeon's garage, & started a fire fight with the guy pretending I could get a shot. after i "ran away" the low level jumped into the HPV & I detonated the sticky, & rode off on my PV.

i sent him a "lol" text, & he left the session. #merp.

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#143

Posted 08 January 2014 - 06:33 PM

Minding my own business when a level 100 something did a drive by on me. I proceeded to hunt him down and repeatedly kill him for the next 20-30 mins or so. I knew he was trying to get back to his car (yes, a chrome adder) so I threw a C4 inside the car and waited for him. He hauled ass into the car and drove away. About 3 seconds later, boom. Received message from him as to why I kept fukin with him. Continued killing him over and over again. I sniped him, shotgunned him, ran over him, did the bitch move where I knock him over with the car and just keep nudging him so he can't get back up. Did that for about 5 minutes or so. Sent mercs after him, muggers and put a $9k bounty on him and almost tempted to whip out the tank and do some serious griefing. 

 

I had the whole lobby muted so I decided to unmute him and see how bad he was raging. Turns out, he was some pre-pubescent squeaker with a really high pitched voice almost on the verge of tears as a result of my messing with him. 

 

I left the session


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#144

Posted 08 January 2014 - 06:36 PM

When I was young (20-21ish) I used to get drunk and drive.  No, it gets worse... I would drive to Taco Bell and order myself a drunken feast that included an additional large soda.  As I left, i would through the soda at the poor migrant worker working the pickup window.  I remember doing this two times, but it could have been more as I drank a good deal back then.

 

If I am going to Hell, that will be item number one on the "Reasons why I am going to Hell" list the devil or whoever has to check when you die.


I thought it was awfully funny at the time. 


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#145

Posted 08 January 2014 - 06:37 PM

i accessed the hushmush website without my wifes permission.


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#146

Posted 08 January 2014 - 06:43 PM Edited by CorruptedVision, 08 January 2014 - 06:44 PM.

Me and a friend decided to drive to the country and get tanks because he had a bounty. Just to see who would make the trip all the way out there to claim it, only to find a death trap waiting for them. A lowbie showed up in a regular maverick heli. I shot him out of the sky and then we proceeded to destroy him for 5-10 minutes as he was spawning nearby. I felt so bad I drove over to him and turned on passive, honked, got out and let him have the tank. He drove to blaine county and went on a rampage.

Not so happy ever after. The tank eventually blew up and then all the people he murdered relentlessly spawn raped him for quite awhile. :whistle:

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#147

Posted 08 January 2014 - 11:19 PM

These guys are idiots but I kinda feel bad. So they're in open game chat. I pick up that high rank guy is modding a mustang to give to his low rank friend. I got over there in time to kill low rank guy. Fight high rank guy until I finally am able to grab the stang. Easy 105K right?


F*ck you! But good one. Lol. I'd be annoyed but think fair game. Lol

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#148

Posted 08 January 2014 - 11:36 PM

I had a teammate/friend who was having a hard time in Sandy Shores. Obviously I rush in to assist the guy because he texted "help". Once I get there, I didn't check the map and I accidentally ran him over (since he freaking popped out) before I got shot by some dude.

Super.

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#149

Posted 08 January 2014 - 11:41 PM

I spent 14 million of my gifted money. Just watch, I'm going to have that much in debt after the patch... lmao.

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#150

Posted 12 January 2014 - 04:53 PM

I like to turn on passive mode and run into firefights and pick up free ammo and money

 

Once I joined a criminal records lobby with one other guy and won 3 times in a row so I left so that i wouldnt waste any more of his time





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