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#1

Posted 04 November 2013 - 05:44 PM

Michael (To Lazlow): You're gonna give my daughter what she wants, when she wants it!!!

Jimmy: Yeah, and without sucking on your piddle stick!!!

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 05:46 PM

Quote? We're quoting now

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 05:47 PM

Practically everything Lamar ever said.

 

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=IIeqhNw1LXM


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Posted 04 November 2013 - 05:48 PM

"There was an Eastern European guy in Liberty City... but he's gone quiet"

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 06:18 PM

Everything what Trevor said.

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 06:22 PM Edited by Mr_Goldcard, 04 November 2013 - 06:23 PM.

Everything what Trevor said.


People like that are the reason why were gonna have terrible protaganists in the future.
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Posted 04 November 2013 - 06:32 PM Edited by thebodies, 04 November 2013 - 06:33 PM.

"Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga"

 

"I'll swing by and sign the contracts alright, just ignore the bodies!"

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 07:06 PM

Hipster!

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 07:37 PM

''What?''


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Posted 04 November 2013 - 07:40 PM

get rid of the yeeyee ass haircut and maybe tanisha would get back with your dog ass. neieeieehhehehehgggaaaaaaaaaaa


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Posted 04 November 2013 - 07:43 PM

"Bahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbah!"

 

-Trevor Phillips, during the Prologue.


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Posted 04 November 2013 - 07:49 PM

Everything what Trevor said.

Baby you so right.

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 07:49 PM

"Scoooooooterrrrrr" - Trevor
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Posted 04 November 2013 - 08:40 PM

I'll show you a f*cking mindf*ck! I'm gonna stick my boy in your eye, it's gonna come out your ear!
Lube up your eye hole, f*cker, 'cause i'm gonna f*ck your tiny mind!

It's like pornography or the perfect turd - I'll know it when i see it.

 

Both by Trevor Phillips.


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Posted 04 November 2013 - 09:13 PM

"Bounce? We're bouncing now." - M

 

"Sarcasm is all I got!" - Michael, while in therapy with his family.

 

"I'm leaving before you take advantage." - F


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Posted 04 November 2013 - 09:15 PM

Random Ped: f*ck me in the ass!

 

XD I'l never forget this one!


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Posted 04 November 2013 - 09:22 PM

Random Ped: f*ck me in the ass!
 
XD I'l never forget this one!

f*ck yea! it's the new "cheesy vaginas!!" :D

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 09:36 PM

First impression of gta v http://www.youtube.c...h?v=w3UYEymZj5k still laugh


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Posted 04 November 2013 - 09:49 PM

'I dont like being with you for long periods of time, the same can be said for short periods of time' - Lester (to Trevor)

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 09:52 PM

'What up my N-word?' Trevor to Franklin before tripping over the fence.

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 10:00 PM

'What up my N-word?' Trevor to Franklin before tripping over the fence.

yeah this lol

 

 

and : this middle age sh*t scaring me! - franklin at the third way

 

and aswell:

 

Trevor: we going out.

Wade: Are gonna stop for ice cream? lolol


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Posted 04 November 2013 - 10:02 PM

"Want me to stick my d*ck out again?"

 

-Trevor Phillips 

 

:cool:


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Posted 04 November 2013 - 10:22 PM

Homie, you sound like some bitch he ain't called, like "ooh he lied to me".


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Posted 04 November 2013 - 10:38 PM

"I need to meditate, or masturbate, or both"

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 11:18 PM

Fabien: "You must be Michael. Namaste."

Michael: "Na-ma-go f*ck yourself."

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Posted 05 November 2013 - 12:08 AM

Random Ped: *Mexican voice* : Just Kidding!!


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Posted 05 November 2013 - 12:44 AM

Everything what Trevor said.

This :^:


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Posted 05 November 2013 - 12:54 AM

Drunk guy singing outside the bar
"Is there any place in the world I'd rather be?
Then drunk as a skunk at the Alamo Sea.
I said to the wife, "Bitch, I'm going out for a snack."
That was ten years ago and I ain't been back
Oh, show me the way to Sandy Shores.
I've spent all my money on meth and on whores..."
 


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Posted 05 November 2013 - 03:57 AM

"Units reporting a police officer set on fire..." -LSPD Dispatch


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#30

Posted 05 November 2013 - 04:24 AM Edited by ExtremoMania, 05 November 2013 - 04:25 AM.

This is somewhat I remember from Trevor's line in Fame or Shame: "I'm sorry... I'm sorry, where are my manners right? Amanda, it is good to see you. I missed you. You used to be fatter. Nice new tits by the way." - "Yeah. You're a model husband and a wonderful parent. I can just tell. - "I'm someone who knows you, you f*cking slippery snake. I know the second I leave you, you'll just go home."





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