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#1

Posted 04 November 2013 - 02:37 AM

"You lookin to get shot?

 

"They shot Chester"

 

"Ahhh you're dead!"

 

"Oooohhh mother****er"

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 02:38 AM

sh*t dick
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#3

Posted 04 November 2013 - 02:39 AM

Hey **** for brains


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Posted 04 November 2013 - 02:40 AM

f*ck not!


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Posted 04 November 2013 - 02:43 AM

sh*t dick


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Posted 04 November 2013 - 02:55 AM

HE'S DEAD! DEAD DEAD DEAD!

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 02:55 AM

Ass Face


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Posted 04 November 2013 - 02:58 AM

DIE, DIE, DIE!


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Posted 04 November 2013 - 03:02 AM

Somebody had a little to much incest last night

And

Cleetus is down!!!!!
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Posted 04 November 2013 - 03:04 AM Edited by Futo, 04 November 2013 - 03:04 AM.

sh*t dick.

Hang on in there Cecil

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 03:08 AM Edited by GullyB, 04 November 2013 - 03:08 AM.

"Cletus's hurt badddddd!"

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 03:12 AM Edited by Mart1001, 04 November 2013 - 03:12 AM.

Not quite survival, but gang attack....one I've never heard before, 'I can smell your breath from across the road'...even the missus laughed. I love the voice acting in this game and survival/gang attack would be boring without them.

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#13

Posted 04 November 2013 - 06:10 AM

"Chesterss dowwwwwnnn"


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Posted 04 November 2013 - 06:15 AM Edited by Jolly SWAGman, 04 November 2013 - 06:16 AM.

"Get Jessie from the clinic, we gotta boy hurt bad"

I swear one of those red necks says "white power". My character is white

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 06:38 AM

sh*t dick


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Posted 04 November 2013 - 06:43 AM

sh*t dick lmao

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 06:44 AM

YER GONNA DIIIIEEEEEE! and, SUM' BITCH!


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Posted 04 November 2013 - 06:44 AM

"Mendoza's been hit!  Mendoza's been f*cking hit!"

 

So many Mendozas.

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 06:46 AM

I love how half these f*ckers are all like "I'm a f*ckin Marine" and the others just yell "Semper Fi"

 

 

Even gangbangers scream that crap.  Hell, half the Marines I know don't even yell Semper Fi this much.

 

 

Also, Fort Zancudo.  Army base. ACU's.  Marine helicopters.  Guys yelling they are Marines.  Semper fi this, Semper fi that, f*cking jeeps.  Who's logic was this?

 

Army-ACU's

Marine's-Digicam Woodland pattern

Army-Hooah

Marine's-Hoorah ( "Ooh'rah" )

 

What f*cking military still uses jeeps?  Crusaders are quite possibly the worst vehicle in this game right up there with the Adder.  Where is the PATRIOT.  The H1 HMMWV?

 

 

 

Other than that, my favorite quote isn't really a quote, but more of that blood curtling scream the guy does.

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 07:00 AM

I love how half these f*ckers are all like "I'm a f*ckin Marine" and the others just yell "Semper Fi"

 

 

Even gangbangers scream that crap.  Hell, half the Marines I know don't even yell Semper Fi this much.

 

 

Also, Fort Zancudo.  Army base. ACU's.  Marine helicopters.  Guys yelling they are Marines.  Semper fi this, Semper fi that, f*cking jeeps.  Who's logic was this?

 

Army-ACU's

Marine's-Digicam Woodland pattern

Army-Hooah

Marine's-Hoorah ( "Ooh'rah" )

 

What f*cking military still uses jeeps?  Crusaders are quite possibly the worst vehicle in this game right up there with the Adder.  Where is the PATRIOT.  The H1 HMMWV?

 

 

 

Other than that, my favorite quote isn't really a quote, but more of that blood curtling scream the guy does.

i think the ATVS in Cache and Carry ads in lifeinvader is a Patriot H1(hummer)


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Posted 04 November 2013 - 07:09 AM

"Yer ferkin Dead Dead Dead!"

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#22

Posted 07 February 2014 - 12:25 AM

some of my favourites:

 

- cops: bend over, here it comes!, total dick!, who's the man?! come on, give it up!

 

- Lost gang members: p*ssy lips!, you're so f*cking dead!, want a baseball bat to the face?!, i'm gonna sh*t down your throat!

 

- hillbillies: die, die, die!, i don't want him to even be able to scratch his nose!, you got one of them faces that need to be hit!

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Posted 07 February 2014 - 12:28 AM

Here we come *wild guy with minigun appears* 


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Posted 07 February 2014 - 12:32 AM

"We'll get this guy later!" - hillbilly from Sandy Survival

Cracks me up every time I hear it...

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#25

Posted 07 February 2014 - 12:40 AM

TIME TO BLEED!


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Posted 07 February 2014 - 12:41 AM

Motown asshole!
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Posted 07 February 2014 - 12:42 AM

sh*t dick


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#28

Posted 07 February 2014 - 12:46 AM

The most common quote from every level 12 kid that shows up randomly in my Survivals, eight seconds into every wave and right after the 'teammate died' banner plops up:

"Awww, man... not again!"

<sigh>


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#29

Posted 07 February 2014 - 12:49 AM Edited by The Spook, 07 February 2014 - 12:52 AM.

F_ckin Diiiiiee!

 

Get da f_ck on, nah!

 

You want some s#it? You just stepped in it!

 

Let's put a cap on dis, shall we?

 

Uaaaaaaaaaaa, motha f_cka!

 

Fall back, motha f_ckas!

 

Get'cha asses in thea, yall move in.

 

WOOAH! Get behind somethin!

 

Call Jessie at the clinic! We got one hurt bad!

 

Piece of sheit!

 

S#it Dick!

 

Get my back, Cecil!

 

F_ck yew!

 

You're DEAD!

 

Your mother should've swallowed!

 

Drop the weapon and put your hands above your head!

 

Man down!

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Posted 07 February 2014 - 12:54 AM Edited by xIlIxGHOSTxIlIx, 07 February 2014 - 12:54 AM.

"SUCK MY LEAD!!!"


First few times i herd it i thought he said "SUCK MY LEG!" I was like wtf?

Oh and my other favorite is "Get a job!" Lmao




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