That's what happens when you build the game around an old retired family man who lives in a mansion up in Beverley Hills that also likes to play golf and do yoga for fun.
Blame it on yourselves for requesting such a lame character, not R*. I always see sh*t like "I dont wanna play as a ganstuh from da hood, he a hoodrat likE cJay, I wan classy guy who wer suit an live in nice house... not cJay i no can relate to da hood stuffz it gayz, yu guise.
Well there you go, there's your classy white guy from the hills, he's even got his own f*cking family just like in The Sims, so why are you complaining ? This is what you all asked for, STFU and enjoy.
Yeah, how dare they include separate characters and not force you to play as any given one the entire game.
You're right, I wanted to play as an unemployed, uneducated, small time gangster from "dah hood" so I boost my e-gangster super ego and reinforce a stereotype while simultaneously claiming that it doesn't exist.
Oh and nice use of the word "fa**ot" in that other post of yours. How tolerantly democratic of you. I suppose after you leave these forums you are going to go add magnificent contributions to human literature that compare to great classics like F. Scott Fitzgerald or Philip Dick, or perhaps do something of value in society like help an elderly woman across the street. Perhaps your probation officer can think of something for you to do.
Do you know what I think? I think you ought to pipe down that motor-mouth of yours before you embarrass yourself anymore, e-thug.
Michael De Santa FACTS - Unemployed - FACT 2 - High School dropout - FACT 3 - Started out as as a small time gangster, drug dealer whatever - 3 FACTS to make you look like a dickhead in regards to your squeaky clean hero Michael the yoga master.
Also where the f*ck did I say I wanted to play as some small time gangbanger ? Whats with the whole I dont wanna play as some unemployed thug sh*t about it seems like you had some "stuff" you wanted to get off your chest there lil Timmy, I mean how many gangsters and bank robbers do you know of that have jobs and went to Harvard University ? Do they have a how to be a better criminal class now ? All I said is I want more crime less yoga and playing as someone affiliated with some kind of criminal organization, be it mafia, street gang, biker gang, whatever would be necessary for it to work in Rockstars realistic depictions of the criminal underworld.
Onto the second paragraph full of sh*t, "do something of value in society" "help an elderly woman across the street" and insinuating I'm on probation where did all this anger and bullsh*t come from ? And then you have the nerve to call ME the e-thug, really ? Did you take classes on how to be a f*cking hypocrite or are you just a troll ?
Do you know what I think ? You need to shut the f*ck up and think before you speak or else you're gonna get knocked the f*ck out one day for running your mouth.