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Does COD:BO2's Collector Edition rival GTA V's?

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TeCNeEk
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#1

Posted 03 November 2013 - 07:45 AM Edited by TeCNeEk, 03 November 2013 - 07:47 AM.

Hey guys. As some of you know I'm a big COD player and a known YouTuber. I got invited down to TreyArch's headquarters to check out Call of Duty: Black Ops 3, due out in the Fall of 2014. Yes, this is an announcement, and I'm one of the first people to see what the game offers. I got to see an early video of the Collector's Edition version of the game. Obviously I don't have the video, but I can tell you every detail of it. Let me know what you think.

 

*Video Starts*

 

Game Director: Hey guys. You are about to get an early look-in at the Collector's Edition of Black Ops 3. 

 

*Shows a shot of the CE Version*

 

Game Director: This is the game itself, which will come with every CE. It has a disc and a manual. Pretty Intense.

 

This is an art book that we threw together at the last minute. It will really add value to the collection. Good bathroom material.

 

Now this is the limited edition Steel Dildo. It's only available with the first 100,000 CE versions of the game. 

 

We let some gamers try it out and the feedback was intense.

 

Gamer 1: This dildo really gets me jacked into the game. I just sit on it and my senses are at an all time high.

 

Gamer 2: Before, we got plastic remote control cars that would drive five feet and die on a full battery. Now we get a dildo made out of pure steel! I loved it. My only complaint is it's uncomfortable during long sessions of the game. I really wish a bottle of lube was included. Took me a while to fit it in.

 

Gamer 3: This Dildo describes Call of Duty perfectly. The dildo itself reminds me of Activision. They dish us out a new COD title every year, and we just hop on their "dildo" and ride it out until the next one drops. Now, instead of saying it figuratively, it's being said in a literal sense. I love it!

 

Game Director: We'll have more content to show you in the coming months.

 

*flips off camera*

 

*dramatic music plays; title fades in*

 

Overall, I was impressed. What do you guys think?

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#2

Posted 03 November 2013 - 07:49 AM

....:yawn:

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#3

Posted 03 November 2013 - 07:53 AM

Intense


TeCNeEk
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Posted 03 November 2013 - 07:54 AM Edited by TeCNeEk, 03 November 2013 - 07:54 AM.

Problem Groves?


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#5

Posted 03 November 2013 - 07:55 AM

I meant BO3, not BO2. *shakes head*


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Posted 03 November 2013 - 07:56 AM

You really shouldn't have done that...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That+reminded+me+of+the+haunted+majoras+


TeCNeEk
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Posted 03 November 2013 - 07:57 AM

You really shouldn't have done that...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That+reminded+me+of+the+haunted+majoras+

Why is that?


Raiden雷電
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Posted 03 November 2013 - 08:11 AM

Why? I don't know why? Why is many things but why is why called why? I do not know why.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is why

 

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Posted 03 November 2013 - 08:16 AM

This is so funny I forgot to laugh.


TeCNeEk
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Posted 03 November 2013 - 08:28 AM

This is so funny I forgot to laugh.

Fix your laughter box. 


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#11

Posted 04 November 2013 - 02:19 AM

Anyone? Dang this died.

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#12

Posted 04 November 2013 - 02:28 AM

i don't even get it


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#13

Posted 04 November 2013 - 02:29 AM

Don't post this.


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Posted 04 November 2013 - 02:36 AM

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Posted 04 November 2013 - 03:37 AM

On a serious note, GTA V's CE was a complete rip off.


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Posted 04 November 2013 - 03:42 AM

okk


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#17

Posted 04 November 2013 - 03:42 AM

lol  :facedesk:





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