This is a topic dedicated to hearing funny sh*t regarding how mindless the mechanic is and how you punish him for his dumbfoundry.
Here's two of my favorites:
1. He has an easier time delivering my cars in the middle of the desert than the city.
2. My mechanic can deliver a fighter jet flawlessly but somehow manages to drive a car off of the highway and ask "Scratch was already there, right?"
How I punish him? I have him deliver my tank, just so I can shoot him in the face with it, then I go back to my garage and get a real car haha.
Let's hear yours!