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GrandTheftBatman
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#1

Posted 31 October 2013 - 09:30 PM

I hate the Mechanic. Post your pics of killing that dickhead.

 

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Posted 31 October 2013 - 09:37 PM

Its funny when he delivers the vehicle and you drag him out lol


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Posted 31 October 2013 - 09:52 PM

What the f*ck does he expect? HE KEEPS CHANGING MY RADIO TO CHANNEL X! I HATE THAT MF

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Posted 31 October 2013 - 10:07 PM

best is where he gets there, and obviously know's you're pissed off at him for failing to deliver car's even though he's said he will about 200 times, and he just gets back in the car/tries to fight back. he's such a bell end. and why is he a different guy every time.


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Posted 31 October 2013 - 10:09 PM

and why is he a different guy every time.

Because you kill him.

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Posted 31 October 2013 - 10:10 PM Edited by Canucks555, 31 October 2013 - 10:11 PM.

I'd post a pic but I've never seen him.

Called about 40 times, never, once, seen him.

not once

wtf


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Posted 31 October 2013 - 10:13 PM

I'd post a pic but I've never seen him.
Called about 40 times, never, once, seen him.
not once
wtf


That's strange. Are you always calling him from some distant remote location or something??

Stand in an actual road/highway and then dial him. That almost always works for me.

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Posted 31 October 2013 - 11:01 PM

Omg best thread ever.

 

Playing Sleeping Dogs right now though, lol but I'll be on GTAV later tonight, and so posting a pic.  I like beating him with the hammer.


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Posted 31 October 2013 - 11:26 PM

Everytime he says "Scratch was already there, right?" I carve him like a pumpkin. 

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YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Posted 31 October 2013 - 11:45 PM Edited by MantisFang, 01 November 2013 - 12:09 AM.

runs to maim mechanic..

 

he looks so precious taking that dirt nap!

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a bullet for every day of the week (twice for sunday)

 

amen


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Posted 31 October 2013 - 11:50 PM

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Posted 31 October 2013 - 11:52 PM

Everytime he says "Scratch was already there, right?" I carve him like a pumpkin. 
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haha this made me laugh.

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Posted 31 October 2013 - 11:54 PM

You never go full retard.

He did.  He gets a golf club to the back of the head EVERY time.  No I mean it, idc what mission it is, if there are players shooting at me, or if I just spilled my drink on the floor.  I murder him and for a short amount of time... my rage is sated.


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Posted 01 November 2013 - 12:00 AM

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Ahahahaha! I knew there must be other people out there that enjoy killing NPC's/stuff and then setting fire to it!
Personally I love stabbing him to death, burning him, then stabbing him some more. I need a photo of him burning and burned with stab wounds in him though, not sure if I have one, or have forgotten that I have one. Either way I'm sure as sh*t doing it again.
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Posted 01 November 2013 - 12:04 AM


Ahahahaha! I knew there must be other people out there that enjoy killing NPC's/stuff and then setting fire to it!
Personally I love stabbing him to death, burning him, then stabbing him some more. I need a photo of him burning and burned with stab wounds in him though, not sure if I have one, or have forgotten that I have one. Either way I'm sure as sh*t doing it again.

 

 

 

are you this guy?

 

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Posted 01 November 2013 - 12:05 AM

I treat my Mechanic like a princess so no.


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Posted 01 November 2013 - 12:06 AM

I f*cking can't stand the mechanic. I sincerely hope they can patch this douche to function properly sometime in the near future.

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Posted 01 November 2013 - 12:08 AM

Heres the story, I politely call him and request my 9F. No problem he says...

 

He turns up quick enough, but he drives right past me and keeps going! So I chase this prick round the block. I manage to catch him up, drag him out. So he gets up and tries to pull me out the car just as im driving off, this rips the door off. That was the final f*cking straw. So I shot him in the face and down he went.

 

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Posted 01 November 2013 - 12:15 AM

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Posted 01 November 2013 - 12:17 AM Edited by lokdogiv, 01 November 2013 - 12:19 AM.

he is useless!

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Posted 01 November 2013 - 12:24 AM

If putting up with his bullsh*t service and unreliable deliveries wasnt enough, the prick leaves the same sh*t radio station on each time!

 

"hey that scratch was already there riiiight?" *BANG * SHOT IN THE FACE*


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Posted 01 November 2013 - 12:39 AM Edited by OwensRacing, 01 November 2013 - 12:39 AM.

He puffs up or get lippy I drop him! Otherwise we cool. LoL

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Posted 01 November 2013 - 12:56 AM

Just a moment ago I had to call that little sh*t twice to get him to come, and when he eventually came to deliver my vehicle he made me run two blocks after him. Needless to say I thanked him with some bullets in his face.

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Posted 01 November 2013 - 02:41 AM

*Urp*

 

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Posted 01 November 2013 - 02:43 AM

*Urp*

 

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Pfft. f*cking lightweight 

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Posted 01 November 2013 - 02:47 AM

Pfft.

 

F*cking hater, haha!


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#27

Posted 01 November 2013 - 03:09 AM

I've been giving him concussions for weeks now. He considers it a bonus. If I don't KO him, I don't feel good and neither does he.

Employee of the month.

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#28

Posted 01 November 2013 - 05:16 AM

lately my mechanic has been bringing my car on the other side of the wall at LSC.... really? you know i'm at LSC but you bring it to the alley on the other side of hte wall and make me run down the alley and climb over it to get the car? i usually deck him if he does that sh*t.


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#29

Posted 01 November 2013 - 05:19 AM

everytime he delivers my vehicle i knock him out with one punch and then drive off. its very satisfying.


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 06:41 AM Edited by DiveGummi, 11 November 2013 - 06:44 AM.

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