Was doing some races with a bunch of randoms tonight - lobby had actually stayed together for quite a while, and the racing had been fairly clean.
Load up an off-road map, one of the longer ones (can't remember which), get some new people join. Jump in an Injection, all set, load up the race, and the first thing I see is a Bright Pink and Chrome SandKing in front of me.
Automatically vomit a little, and think to myself "I hope this person isn't a dick", as it was one of the new people in. Start the race, and my stock Injection jumps off the line and starts to pull past the slow to start Sandking. The Sandking then, as I pulled alongside, rammed straight into me, straight across the road, and threw me into a tree. By the time i'm back on the road, everyone has gone past in their custom cars.
So I set about catching them. Get past a few and make my way up to about 4th or 5th, and the Sandking is right in front of me. I have a DubeBuggy in my slipstream, and i'm in the slipstream of the SandKing. I pull right, the Buggy pulls left, and we both start to pass the Sandking at the same time. Amazingly, the Sandking pulls the same move form the start of the race and punts me into a tree, leaving the Buggy completely alone.
By this time, we're about 2/3 of the way through the race. I set myself to catch them again, and quickly I see the Sandking in the near distance. Its on its side, sliding down a bank into a shallow river. I realized that as it was turning to make its way onto a narrow bridge, it misjudged the corner and whacked straight into the pylon at the start of the bridge. I drive past with middle finger out the window, and end up finishing third.
Wasn't the most satisfying moment i've had - but it felt bloody good.