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Posted 29 October 2013 - 11:14 PM

I went to Gamestop because my PS3 controller is starting to go so I bought a new one and the woman behind the counter and I started talking about GTA V and how much we loved the game. Next thing you know we exchange numbers and I am picking her up tomorrow for a date. We are going to this great Italian place around the way. Who says video games destroy your love life?

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Posted 29 October 2013 - 11:17 PM

Congratulations.

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Posted 29 October 2013 - 11:17 PM

Congrats, just make sure GTAV is just the help that made you start it, not that it becomes a bad point of this "may-be" relationship.

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Posted 29 October 2013 - 11:19 PM

I hope this happens to me the next time I visit Wal-Mart or GameStop. 

 

Congratulations, it's something that I want to happen to me.


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Posted 29 October 2013 - 11:19 PM

Don't forget to bring 50, 70 or 100 dollars.

 

I kid, I kid...

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Posted 29 October 2013 - 11:20 PM

Congrats, just make sure GTAV is just the help that made you start it, not that it becomes a bad point of this "may-be" relationship.

We play together. She even gave me her PS3 name so we can play V online Bonnie and Clyde style.

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Posted 29 October 2013 - 11:21 PM

What could we possibly do without you woggleman...


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Posted 29 October 2013 - 11:21 PM Edited by Ash'R9k., 29 October 2013 - 11:22 PM.

 

Congrats, just make sure GTAV is just the help that made you start it, not that it becomes a bad point of this "may-be" relationship.

We play together. She even gave me her PS3 name so we can play V online Bonnie and Clyde style.

 

 

Glad it is this way, just watch out that it doesn't become a poison in some way for you two. Enjoy ;)


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Posted 29 October 2013 - 11:31 PM

 

 

Congrats, just make sure GTAV is just the help that made you start it, not that it becomes a bad point of this "may-be" relationship.

We play together. She even gave me her PS3 name so we can play V online Bonnie and Clyde style.

 

 

Glad it is this way, just watch out that it doesn't become a poison in some way for you two. Enjoy ;)

 

If she works at Gamestop I don't think she would have too much of an issue with me being a gamer.


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Posted 29 October 2013 - 11:37 PM

She's got a dick 

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Posted 29 October 2013 - 11:41 PM

Don't forget to bring 50, 70 or 100 dollars.

 

I kid, I kid...

 

Now that is good.  Alas, GTA Forums has somebody providing comedy excellence - well done.  Like button hit.

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Posted 29 October 2013 - 11:50 PM

I was in line for the release of GTA San An and this little chic with long, black hair was going around doing trivia questions. She was hotter than a 2 dollar pistol. She was about 5'1, big boobs, and a smokin' little body. She asked me what I was doing after I get my game. I banged her in the back seat of my truck behind the mall. 'Bout tore my pecker off! That sh*t was tighter than a frogs ass. She was a wild little thang. And she smelled f*ckin pretty good too. GTA works better than Axe body spray!!

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Posted 29 October 2013 - 11:51 PM

Which service are you getting? and make sure it's in a secluded area.

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Posted 29 October 2013 - 11:54 PM Edited by 3Hunt, 29 October 2013 - 11:55 PM.

I can't wait, I'm glad we met. Yes, I'm a man, but you're still sexy. I want your genitals on my tonsils, bae.

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Posted 29 October 2013 - 11:57 PM Edited by AtomicPunk, 29 October 2013 - 11:57 PM.

I'd say, based on Wogglemans personality, she's probably fat with tat's and google-eyed as they come. If she only likes it in the poopy hole, you should be fine woggle. :lol:


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Posted 30 October 2013 - 12:00 AM

i know the feeling bro met a woman in the gym we started talking about GTA V she was like dont let the high heels and makeup fool you I'm a gamer thats how it happens. Theres a ton of girls on GTA V who are pretty good I been shocked to lose to them a bunch of times, Yes they have voice chat as well


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Posted 30 October 2013 - 12:02 AM

Pics or it didn't happen

 

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 12:11 AM

You two going to Al Dente's?
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Posted 30 October 2013 - 12:29 AM

This reminds me of when I went and picked up my GTA V poster from Gamestop. After I got to the front of the line, I noticed the one clerk working was very cute. She was about a 8 out of 10. I was the last one in there so we got to talk a minute mostly about GTA and what Rockstar games should make a sequel too.

After a few minutes I had to go because my friend was in the car waiting. I thought she might like me, so I considered asking for her number or something, but I thought she was way out of my league, so I just left, and I have regretted that decision ever since.
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Posted 30 October 2013 - 12:37 AM

That's pretty cool. My girlfriend has no respect for this game, though

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 12:39 AM

She even remembered me from the midnight release.


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Posted 30 October 2013 - 12:39 AM

i know the feeling bro met a woman in the gym we started talking about GTA V she was like dont let the high heels and makeup fool you I'm a gamer thats how it happens. Theres a ton of girls on GTA V who are pretty good I been shocked to lose to them a bunch of times, Yes they have voice chat as well

Who wears high heels and makeup to the gym?

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 12:40 AM

Be sure to update us with how it goes :)

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 12:50 AM

Congrats woggleman! Now all the lonely *geeks* gaze upon you with envy :D

And next time Senor_taco28 dont be hesitant then, speak up, be assertive, not a jerk, but confident! :cool:


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Posted 30 October 2013 - 01:00 AM

Congrats woggleman! Now all the lonely *geeks* gaze upon you with envy :D

And next time Senor_taco28 dont be hesitant then, speak up, be assertive, not a jerk, but confident! :cool:



Thanks I will, but I've never been good with girls, that's why I didn't even try.
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Posted 30 October 2013 - 01:03 AM

You should get her to the altruists cult for more money...

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 01:04 AM

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 01:14 AM

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 01:16 AM

GTA V is helping me lose my relationship lol.

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 01:50 AM

GTA V is helping me lose my relationship lol.


Lool starvisitor the only relationship you have is with a poster of dan houser
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