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theadmiral
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#1

Posted 29 October 2013 - 02:03 PM

You are on the toilet. You look left, right, forward, backwards and there is no toilet paper in sight. You check under your sink and there is no backup roll. There is no one around to call to for help. How do you react and handle this situation in a dignified manner?


kk.
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#2

Posted 29 October 2013 - 02:07 PM

Use my socks... or underwear... or wait for someone to walk by... or call my parents/friends and ask their help.


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#3

Posted 29 October 2013 - 02:22 PM

Check this out:

http://www.salon.com...ygiene_partner/


The Odyssey
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#4

Posted 29 October 2013 - 02:26 PM Edited by The Odyssey, 29 October 2013 - 02:28 PM.

Use the cardboard roll.
If all else fails, walk around the house like a crab until I find a new roll.

Banana
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#5

Posted 29 October 2013 - 02:28 PM

Use your hand. You're just going to wash it anyways.

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#6

Posted 29 October 2013 - 02:29 PM

Use my cock as it was a cloth to clean the mess up. Then I lick it to eliminate all proofs. Satisfied?


Otter
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#7

Posted 29 October 2013 - 02:31 PM

Oh god. RoadRunner has ruined Tuesday for me.

 

 





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