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aStiffSausage
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#1

Posted 28 October 2013 - 05:21 AM

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Once again, November is getting closer, and different campaings are getting started. No fap, no shave November is one of them! Are you up for the challenge, or keep going with your everyday lifes? Post here your opinions!

No fap, no shave November has it's roots in "Movember", which has been around since 2004 as a charity campaing to raise awareness of men's health issues, and as usual, internet has taken it into next level.

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Posted 28 October 2013 - 06:11 AM

if I stop shaving for a month my girlfriend will get upset, so that's not happening.

and why would anyone stop fapping? what does any of this have to do with awareness of men's health?

 

this campaign is almost as gay as your username :pp

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Posted 28 October 2013 - 06:12 AM

No fapping? Impossible, No shaving? Easy.

 

Men's Health is covered just fine.. instead, let's have a No fap, No shave for women. Imagine that controversy.

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Posted 28 October 2013 - 07:45 AM

f*ck off with this no-fap bullsh*t.

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Posted 28 October 2013 - 08:40 AM

I'm actually planning on doing the no shave challenge, as I've finally started growing facial hair thick enough to participate. As for "no fap", I haven't even done that since high school.
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Posted 28 October 2013 - 09:28 AM

I'm actually planning on doing the no shave challenge, as I've finally started growing facial hair thick enough to participate. As for "no fap", I haven't even done that since high school.

Your avatar makes it Hilarious!

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Posted 28 October 2013 - 05:21 PM

Why no fap? I'm doing Movember, as I do every year with my rugby team and frankly I always make a tit out of myself with my damn thin tache.

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Posted 28 October 2013 - 05:53 PM

I don't have hairs to shave on my chin so I can Easily win this challenge!


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Posted 28 October 2013 - 06:00 PM

Why is this generation so obsessed with other dudes fapping? Seriously?

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Posted 28 October 2013 - 06:03 PM

This challenge is impossible. Everytime I'm lying down watching TV or something I feel an extrange involuntary impulse that attracts my hand to my dick. And you know... one thing led to another.

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Posted 28 October 2013 - 07:27 PM

This challenge is impossible. Everytime I'm lying down watching TV or something I feel an extrange involuntary impulse that attracts my hand to my dick. And you know... one thing led to another.

And you start to shave?

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Posted 28 October 2013 - 08:27 PM

this campaign is almost as gay as your username :pp


Your username is gay too so why would you worry? :p
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Posted 28 October 2013 - 09:19 PM

Why is this generation so obsessed with other dudes fapping? Seriously?

 

Because society is too sensitive these days.. not to mention, the generation these days are nothing like they were 20+ years ago. Where men were men, no matter what.. now you have to try and be politically correct about everything.

 

Fap it up guys.. seriously.. and only real men have beards.


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Posted 28 October 2013 - 09:24 PM

I didn't shave for three months now so that isn't a challenge, but you're about that bullsh*t with no fapping.


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Posted 28 October 2013 - 09:25 PM

I don't shave anyways... Not that I have anything fluffier than a neckbeard but still. :p

As for the "no fap" thing, I don't get it. Maybe masturbation is detrimental to some religious nutjobs, but to normal people it's just a quick and easy way to get pleasure, and sometimes it's all someone has, and actually has been shown to prevent prostate cancer funny enough.


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Posted 28 October 2013 - 09:26 PM

I didn't shave for three months now so that isn't a challenge, but you're about that bullsh*t with no fapping.

 

Lol, so you have accumulated some peach fuzz now?


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Posted 28 October 2013 - 09:30 PM

 

I didn't shave for three months now so that isn't a challenge, but you're about that bullsh*t with no fapping.

 

Lol, so you have accumulated some peach fuzz now?

 

I'm getting real sick and tired of your sh*t, GW. :pp


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Posted 28 October 2013 - 09:49 PM

I don't need to shave, and I could quit fapping easily. So I'll take the challenge since i got nothing else better to do.


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Posted 28 October 2013 - 11:11 PM

You had me at no shaving, but completely lost me at no fapping. 

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Posted 28 October 2013 - 11:14 PM

Sure.

 

Blue balls november sounds fun.

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Posted 28 October 2013 - 11:25 PM

Im not shaving, thats for true

 

No promises about fapping, though


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Posted 29 October 2013 - 03:07 AM

Your username is gay too

not as gay as yours.

 

OH BURN


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Posted 29 October 2013 - 03:47 AM

I always do no shave November.

But what's this no fapping stuff, when did that happen?

I'd maybe consider it if getting laid/bj's don't count. But I'm not holding a nut for 30 days, no way...

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Posted 29 October 2013 - 04:37 AM

Oh bum, I'm not even shaving yet and hell no I'm not gonna stop fapping.

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Posted 29 October 2013 - 05:26 AM

Oh bum, I'm not even shaving yet and hell no I'm not gonna stop fapping.

 

This is my Post of the Year nomination.

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Posted 29 October 2013 - 05:29 AM

 

Oh bum, I'm not even shaving yet and hell no I'm not gonna stop fapping.

 

This is my Post of the Year nomination.

 

Damn man, you really nailed me! :lol:


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Posted 29 October 2013 - 07:28 AM

f*ck off with this no-fap bullsh*t.

Agreed! It sounds stupid.


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Posted 30 October 2013 - 12:51 AM

Damn, you guys really cant stand not to fap for a month? Do you guys like fap every 40 seconds 24/7 or something?, damn.
I could understand not fap for a year, but not even a month? Gimme a break!

(Inb4 the idiotic hate im gonna pretty sure get, hi to all those people)

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 01:07 AM

Hmm, I should win because I don't fap nor have I ever. :/


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Posted 30 October 2013 - 01:07 AM

Damn, you guys really cant stand not to fap for a month? Do you guys like fap every 40 seconds 24/7 or something?, damn.
I could understand not fap for a year, but not even a month? Gimme a break!

(Inb4 the idiotic hate im gonna pretty sure get, hi to all those people)


Now, now chap. You and I both know it's physically impossible to masturbate every 40 seconds (though how we try!), and besides, what is being proposed is clearly a period of abstinence much longer than the 40 second suggestion of your hilarious hyperbole.

In this age of relative sexual liberation a healthy masturbatory routine is nothing to be frowned upon or belittled by young gentlemen like yourself, keen to seek and accumulate 'haters'. Surely you yourself indulge? You certainly seem like a wanker to me.
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