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rushfox
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#1

Posted 27 October 2013 - 04:39 PM

He almost always messes up the delivery.

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Posted 27 October 2013 - 04:42 PM

I think everyone hates "Johnny NEVER on the f*ckin spot".

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#3

Posted 27 October 2013 - 04:43 PM

Thats if he even brings the damn car.

I kill him every opportunity i get.

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Posted 27 October 2013 - 04:57 PM

right i called him about 5 times to get my car so i can chase this dang bounty down never show but once i stole another person car and called him he showed up and i killed him!

 

then when i was at the military base called him he showed up but was driving away and flipped my car upside down ooo boy

 

wish we had a option on what mechanic we can buy the more expensive always come on time pay up to 50% on when our car explodes and we just pay half or a cheap skank like johnny who like to use your car for strippers and a waste of 50 dollars


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Posted 27 October 2013 - 05:13 PM

one time he drove my adder off a bridge and it fell into the river and I hade to pay the insurance.


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#6

Posted 27 October 2013 - 06:31 PM

Where'd you get a hammer!?

Anyone ever had him deliver the wrong car?


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Posted 27 October 2013 - 11:46 PM

Where'd you get a hammer!?

Anyone ever had him deliver the wrong car?

 

 

I had a friend who has the collector edition drop me a hammer. He gets the hammer for free from ammunation and I can keep the hammer forever so it's a win-win.


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#8

Posted 27 October 2013 - 11:57 PM

Dat hammer fail.

But seriously yes, he is an idiot.  I kill him EVERY time he brings me my car.  He always has a bit of cash on him which I like to think offsets the money I pay him daily to be a retard.


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#9

Posted 28 October 2013 - 12:00 AM

Because he's impervious to badly aimed hammer blows?


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#10

Posted 28 October 2013 - 12:00 AM Edited by MeGusta90, 28 October 2013 - 12:01 AM.

I point my GL at him and he crouchs down in total fear.

 

I set him on fire with gasoline and burn him alive.

 

I feel no pain, no remorse. I regret nothing and I enjoy watching him burn to a crisp.


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#11

Posted 28 October 2013 - 12:02 AM

At least he brings the car... 

 

9/10 times, no matter where I am on the map, I get a stupid "No can do, boss." 

 

Even the Merryweather pickup helicopters are more reliable, even if marginally so. 


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#12

Posted 28 October 2013 - 12:04 AM

The Mechanic is the Adoring Fan of the GTA world.. lol

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Posted 28 October 2013 - 12:18 AM

I haven't used the mechanic much, but I've seen nothing but hate for how sh*tty and useless the guy is...

 

I said WTF when I finally realized you were CHASING DOWN the mechanic that was driving off road....


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#14

Posted 28 October 2013 - 12:21 AM

I always stab the thick c*nt theres always something he f*cks up.

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#15

Posted 28 October 2013 - 12:38 AM

This thread made me laugh so much... I get so pissed off at the mechanic it's ridiculous especially in situations where you need a car FAST and the wanker never shows up. Never thought about burning him alive with gasoline though, I'll try that out tomorrow...

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#16

Posted 28 October 2013 - 10:43 AM

I hope Rockstar never patches him, its just so funny and so fun to have such hate towards him >:3





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