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lemurbeamur
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Posted 25 October 2013 - 05:11 AM

Seriously. The last few times I called him, he shows up in the most obscure f*cked up locations with my car, and once he realizes he f*cked up, takes 2 mins to get out of whatever mess he got himself into.

 

For example, called him right after a game of criminal records, so I was right next to the prison. He shows up, INSIDE the prison walls, where I'd get a wanted level to enter. So I sat there as I watched him drive out of the prison to get to where I was on the other side of 2 fences. Annoying.

 

Called him about 5 mins before making this post, I was right next to a LSC after selling a car. He shows up, once again, behind a tall fence. But this time the guy had the audacity to just park my car there, door left open and disappeared. I had to jump from a water tower onto an idle train and land on my face to get to my car.

 

So here I am, complaining about my incompetent mechanic. Please tell me I'm not the only one. And excuse the rant, It's been a long day at work. :)


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Posted 25 October 2013 - 05:12 AM

He seems to be getting worse. Too many fumes perhaps?


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Posted 25 October 2013 - 05:12 AM

Hey, at least your mechanic arrives. Most of the time I call mine he just calls back saying he can't make it.


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Posted 25 October 2013 - 05:13 AM

Twice yesterday my mechanic brought my car to me, jumped out then jumped back in. Then he wanted to fight me when I pulled him out :D
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Feraz
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Posted 25 October 2013 - 05:14 AM

I watched a video on Youtube earlier, this guy called his mechanic while he was being chased by the cops, the mechanic drops the car off.. then see's the cops shooting and steals the car back and it took the guy 20 minutes to get the car back (it was a Entity XF)


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Posted 25 October 2013 - 05:15 AM

just keep killing him every time he delivers something to you,i think he likes it and my little mechanic bitch has never let me down !


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Posted 25 October 2013 - 05:15 AM

Mine has stolen my car so much, that the second he pops out, I pop him.


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Posted 25 October 2013 - 05:19 AM

My mechanic likes to not deliver my car, deliver it like half a mile away, run me over, stop near me then run me over, likes to get behind my car if I wanna back up so I run him over, or fight me sometimes. Other than that, 40% of the time stupid sh*t doesn't happen.

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Posted 25 October 2013 - 05:27 AM

Mines a thick f*ck too, he drove my car into the river twice helicopter pick ups pilots a dumb f*ck he lands the heli into a building

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Posted 25 October 2013 - 06:40 AM Edited by lonestranger, 25 October 2013 - 09:06 PM.

I have a simple explanation. The mechanic is a descendant of John Marston's horse.

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Posted 25 October 2013 - 06:41 AM

Monkey DLC please.


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Posted 25 October 2013 - 06:43 AM

Panning the camer around you helps. They seem to spawn off camera.

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Posted 25 October 2013 - 06:45 AM

I've smashed in my mechanics head a few times for being late, I think he's suffering from brain damage now and that he's sick of me abusing him because he never answers the phone whenever I call him. NEVER! Yet I am still paying him $50 a day..


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Posted 25 October 2013 - 06:48 AM

Hey, at least your mechanic arrives. Most of the time I call mine he just calls back saying he can't make it.

 

This happened to me so many times I dont even bother asking him any more.


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Posted 25 October 2013 - 06:48 AM Edited by Smallo92, 25 October 2013 - 06:48 AM.

I was on a highway just outside of LS and he drove straight past me, preceded to drive around the ENTIRE map and then deliver it to me. Took 15 minutes.

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Posted 25 October 2013 - 06:48 AM

I watched a video on Youtube earlier, this guy called his mechanic while he was being chased by the cops, the mechanic drops the car off.. then see's the cops shooting and steals the car back and it took the guy 20 minutes to get the car back (it was a Entity XF)

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Posted 25 October 2013 - 06:55 AM

i've had my mechanic drop my car off ontop of a skyscraper before during a mission, it was a big pain in my ass lmfao. The mechanic is pretty f*cked up right now


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Posted 25 October 2013 - 07:00 AM

My one gets out, I get in and he turns red on the minimap, attempts to drag me out and start a fight xD


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Posted 25 October 2013 - 07:00 AM

Mine either doesn't show, Or shows up just to fist fight it seems.


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Posted 25 October 2013 - 07:01 AM

Calling a mechanic for my car reminds me of Simeon's missions, every time I call I have to hunt and kill the driver to get my car back.

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Posted 25 October 2013 - 07:04 AM

I called him at the LSC where you have to go down the little road first. Pleasantly surprised that he actually showed up... only to watch him drive right up against the wall, scratching the entire right side, and killing one of the lights. Immediately brought out my assault shotgun.
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Posted 25 October 2013 - 07:05 AM

He steals so many peoples cars from what I've heard. Never stole mine but he will often get out, then get back in and finally get back out. Get's annoying because sometimes I'm in passive mode and because I bump he, he starts a fight with me and I can't even hit him lol. I just have to get in my car and drive away like a pussy. From now in I just brutally murder him with a knife or run him over.

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Posted 25 October 2013 - 07:06 AM

My mechanic is the most reliable character in any video game I've played. He brings me my car in ~10 seconds. You guys need to fire your mechanics.


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Posted 25 October 2013 - 07:20 AM

Lol maybe he wants a raise... Hahahaha fk u mechanic!!!

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Posted 25 October 2013 - 07:24 AM

R* has funny spawn logic.

 

Enemies, cops etc? Spawn right in front or behind you, no problem!
Your car? Nah. Has to spawn 10 miles away driven by a retarded monkey.

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Posted 25 October 2013 - 09:42 AM

"Hey, at least your mechanic arrives. Most of the time I call mine he just calls back saying he can't make it."

This^ many many times :(

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Posted 25 October 2013 - 09:55 AM

I'mmmmmmmmmmmmm Johnny On The Spot


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Posted 25 October 2013 - 09:56 AM

mine seems to hate being called while im on a main road, always arrives if called from a carpark tho, even if said carpark is 2 meters from main road.


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Posted 25 October 2013 - 10:00 AM

Mine either doesn't show, Or shows up just to fist fight it seems.

 

This, i've had to pop a cap in him the last twice i have played.


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Posted 25 October 2013 - 10:01 AM

Calls him on a road, can't show up.

 

Calls him near the swamp, summons car from the water.

 

When he arrives, always has that craptastic Channel X blasting in my car.

 

 

He's definitely the most hated character in all of GTA for me. His ONLY reprieve is the fact that I can beat on him and he will come back. 

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