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#31

Posted 22 October 2013 - 09:29 PM

I cannot even watch youtube clips of the American Top Gear. It blows so hard I get angry and frustrated. You NEED to watch the original Top Gear. If you can, stream them instead of watching on Netflix. Netlix cut quite a few scenes out and changed the musical score, which was epic (Top Gear paid a LOT for the songs that they used). But no, the cool wall is not what you think. You need to watch a few episodes to properly understand it.


The Sultan RS is the most seriously uncool car online right now, everyone and their mother has one (and they are all modified terribly!)

I don't really know how to judge supercars... The character driving them might be cool, but do we base ourselves on that or on the fact that the player that created this character is probably a douche or loser, therefore uncool car.

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Posted 22 October 2013 - 09:32 PM

Voltic, Carbonizzare, Rebel = Subzero
Tailgater, Youga, Surrano = Cool
Adder, F620, Rapid and exemplar = Uncool
Buffalo 1, Asterope, Dileante = Seriously Uncool


BTW also american and i think TG Usa is bollocks. Only skit i like was Supercar drivability where they had their mothers try to drive around the fastest.

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Posted 22 October 2013 - 09:36 PM Edited by FasterThanYou, 22 October 2013 - 09:41 PM.

Seriously cool:

 

Midnight blue F620. Black and gold Sabre Turbo. Metalic red-vine Fusilade.


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#34

Posted 22 October 2013 - 09:40 PM

Just FYI to you all, the cool wall judges vehicles by what celebrities drive. So unless you know some celebrities in gtaO and what they drive, this won't be a cool wall. Just a wall where users base their opinions on cars.


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Posted 22 October 2013 - 09:41 PM

American Top Gear > U.K. Top Gear.

 

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Posted 22 October 2013 - 09:43 PM

American Top Gear > U.K. Top Gear.

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Posted 22 October 2013 - 09:45 PM

Just FYI to you all, the cool wall judges vehicles by what celebrities drive. So unless you know some celebrities in gtaO and what they drive, this won't be a cool wall. Just a wall where users base their opinions on cars.



Do you even watch the show?

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#38

Posted 22 October 2013 - 09:45 PM

Back to the Cool Wall (great topic btw)

 

Seriously Uncool:

 

Adder

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Fastest car in the game (yawn), the car every 12 year old aspires to, bonus uncoolness if it's in chrome

 

Cheetah

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Just a horrible looking car

 

Voltic

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No car that runs on batteries can ever be cool, just a glorified milk float. Put a petrol engine in and instantly jumps up a couple of cool notches.


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Posted 22 October 2013 - 09:55 PM

American Top Gear only copy all of UK Top Gear Challenges and everything. And it's unfunny as hell. TOP GEAR UK fo live!!

 

 

I've been watching top gear (uk) for forever and a day, but I never saw them have a drift challenge with a blind guy... -

 

America's alaska trip from the first season ( which is free on I-tunes) is on par with anything the fog breathers have done


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Posted 22 October 2013 - 09:58 PM

Seriously Uncool continued:

 

Baller and Baller 2

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If your car says baller, then you ain't one. Bonus uncoolness points as it's the choice of Premier League footballers and their extremely orange wives.

 

Habanero

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An SUV that's neither good off-road or on-road, if you want an off-roader get a proper one like a Bodhi or Sandking, if you want a road car with room inside their are plenty of better options than this piece of sh*t. You can throw the Radius, Serrano, Rocoto and Seminole in with this too

 

Can't be arsed with any more uncoolness, so onto the cool stuff


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Posted 22 October 2013 - 09:59 PM

American Top Gear > U.K. Top Gear.

 

No. Just no.


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#42

Posted 22 October 2013 - 10:06 PM Edited by hallkjell, 22 October 2013 - 10:07 PM.

So, OP, how do you feel about your thread going COMPLETELY off-topic? :p

 

 

Haha, should have seen it coming!

 

 

 


 

Yeah, I'll have to watch the British Top Gear.

 

And to the OP: I'd say put the Infernus at Cool/Sub-Zero. It's a classic GTA automobile.

 

 

Agreed, it's a GTA classic indeed!

 

 

And the Sultan, yes, it defines the uncool wall by all the horrible paintjobs some people have chosen, haha

 

 

Also someone mentioned the Voltic as an uncool car, your arguments are really on par with something Jeremy would have said, and it would have gone on the uncool wall on the show! But I like it, it would be on my cool wall :)


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Posted 22 October 2013 - 10:10 PM

Chrome Adder OP, always win never die. 


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Posted 22 October 2013 - 10:15 PM

LOL at american top gear. Remember seeing an episode when they tried to show it on bbc3. Absolutely terrible. Lol so f*cking terrible.


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Posted 22 October 2013 - 10:16 PM

I would put the Vacca on the cool wall because it's a really good looking car.

 

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And the 9F coupe is absolutely sub-zero.

 

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Posted 22 October 2013 - 10:19 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1628033
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1657260

nuff said

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Posted 22 October 2013 - 10:19 PM

Well of course the Adder is going to be seriously uncool. 


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Posted 22 October 2013 - 10:20 PM

Jeremy Clarkson punched Piers Morgan. Your point is invalid. 


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Posted 22 October 2013 - 10:20 PM

Cool:

 

Felon and Felon GT

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Classy, stylish and a great name too. The perfect choice for the discerning criminal.

 

Vigero

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Classic styling, but a beast under the hood. If you don't treat this lady right she'll chew you up and spit you out. Also my car of choice for getting around LS, so it's in just for that ;)

 

Sabre Turbo

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Just gorgeous, although the paint job shown is hideous imo. Picture doesn't do this sexy beast justice. Debating whether to throw this in the Sub Zero category tbh

 

Bodhi

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If it's the Greatest Video Game Character Of All Time's choice of wheels, then it's cool in my book.

 

Banshee

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This is in for the version in GTA IV, such a pure beast of a car, took a real driver to tame this one. One of those cars that you cannot just cruise in, everywhere you drive its balls to the wall.


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Posted 22 October 2013 - 10:22 PM

Ocelot F620 is definately cool. I know its got a Maserati front, but in racing green it reminds me of an Aston.

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#51

Posted 22 October 2013 - 10:22 PM

American Top Gear > U.K. Top Gear.

 

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Posted 22 October 2013 - 10:22 PM

American Top Gear > U.K. Top Gear.

That's true except from the part I quoted.


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Posted 22 October 2013 - 10:25 PM Edited by egoloss, 22 October 2013 - 10:25 PM.

Haha, americans are so annoyed on this thread about being dominated in this. Love it!


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Posted 22 October 2013 - 10:30 PM

 

 

Vigero

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Classic styling, but a beast under the hood. If you don't treat this lady right she'll chew you up and spit you out. Also my car of choice for getting around LS, so it's in just for that ;)

 

 

 

 

Wow have to agree there, love this car, for me this is the next best thing to the Stallion which has hands down been my favorite since GTA III :) I would love to see the Stallion added in a future DLC!


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Posted 22 October 2013 - 10:50 PM Edited by giraffeboy, 22 October 2013 - 10:51 PM.

This thread would be better if we submitted a picture of the car and voted, then the OP comes in and says "wrong, you're all wrong" just like Clarkson lol

 

But anyway, back to the cool:

 

F620

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Just gorgeous, any car styled on a Maserati automatically goes in the cool category

 

Blista

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Might get some hate for this one, but such an underrated getaway car. This baby can J turn better than anything else, fantastic handling car (although I must admit I haven't used this much in V), gotta say I preferred the older styling myself, but for nostalgias sake it's in.

 

Dune Buggy

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No styling to speak of, but that doesn't matter. There's a stunt jump in Paleto Bay by the pier that I've done around 50 times, because every time I drive past this baby I just can't help myself and jump in and floor it. Then I just go to wherever I gotta go in a straight line because f*ck the roads, this car goes wherever the f*ck it wants

 

Futo

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Looks like sh*t, but goes like sh*t off a shovel.


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Posted 22 October 2013 - 10:53 PM

American Top Gear > U.K. Top Gear.

 

Stupidest thing i've seen so far today.

 

OT - Adder in the seriously Uncool. Rat Loader Uncool. Turnado Cool. Feltzer Sub Zero.

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Posted 22 October 2013 - 10:55 PM

American top gear is by rednecks for rednecks!!

 

Long live James May!


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Posted 22 October 2013 - 10:57 PM

American top gear is by rednecks for rednecks!!

 

Long live James May!

 

Was watching Captain Slow trying to sail a car yacht across the english channel the other night.

 

Top stuff. Nobody says cock like he does.


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Posted 22 October 2013 - 10:58 PM

 

American Top Gear > U.K. Top Gear.

 

Stupidest thing i've seen so far today.

 

OT - Adder in the seriously Uncool. Rat Loader Uncool. Turnado Cool. Feltzer Sub Zero.

 

Wrong, just wrong ;). Horrible styling, it's what Brucie would look like if he were a car. The old Feltzers were much cooler imo.


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Posted 22 October 2013 - 10:59 PM

 

American top gear is by rednecks for rednecks!!

 

Long live James May!

 

Was watching Captain Slow trying to sail a car yacht across the english channel the other night.

 

Top stuff. Nobody says cock like he does.

 

I think he owns a plane that is designated G-OCOK in the UK





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