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#91

Posted 14 November 2013 - 06:15 AM

Trevor: "Ten points!" Right after I used a fork lift truck on a grazing cow and it fell off the forks as I raised it up in the air.
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#92

Posted 14 November 2013 - 10:14 AM

The cop on the bullhorn when Trevor emerges with the mini-gun
Smirk turns into horror "Sweet mother of shhhhhit"
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Posted 26 February 2014 - 06:31 AM

To many to count.
Trevor : Squish running over a Animal.
Franklin : I'm drunk but I ain't getting drunker.
Michael: when I say u Suck you really Suck.

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#94

Posted 26 February 2014 - 09:35 PM

You make uncle T very happy  :D Trevor Phillips. 

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#95

Posted 26 February 2014 - 09:52 PM

Franklin: " Wheres my get out of jail free card motherf*cker! "

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 10:41 PM

Michael to Amanda: How about... you suck my cock!? Ah?

 

Franklin giving the finger: Bitch!

 

Trevor: Look, this is all I've got, alright? I had a tough up bringing, my daddy. was not. nice to me! Now look Debra, I love you and I love you too Floyd, why can't we all just be together!? Huuh!? You can have Mondays through Thursdays, you can have the weekends, ok? I know that's not normal, but in this crazy crazy world, is normal so good? huh? Look Debra! Flooyd! Will you marry me?

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#97

Posted 26 February 2014 - 11:49 PM

"I should get my eyes checked."


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#98

Posted 01 March 2014 - 03:02 AM

When I switch to trevor and he's drunk and in his underwear at the beach and dead bodies are near him and he wakes up and yells " I didn't do it!!!!"

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#99

Posted 01 March 2014 - 03:27 AM

http://youtu.be/LsR2dKu5NYM?t=7m27s

 

I like that version more than the original.


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Posted 01 March 2014 - 07:57 PM Edited by Cuexcomate, 01 March 2014 - 08:02 PM.

"You look like you struggle with simple tasks."  

"You make me want a lobotomy."

"You're a genetic experemient gone wrong!"

"This is Captain T telling you to stroke it, pal."

 

 

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#101

Posted 03 March 2014 - 02:45 AM

Franklin - You know what, Mike? You a real easy dude to identify with, man. Poor me. Poor me. Man, pour me a drink, nigga.

 

Trevor - Yeah, well, I got nothin'! No one gives a f*ck about me!

 

Michael - But we know your opinions on the matter, Devin. Keep your problems the f*ck out of America, huh?


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#102

Posted 03 March 2014 - 03:08 AM

"Evolution is a bitch" - Franklin

 

Have to complete the game 100% to hear this line.

 

Lol i loved that one


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#103

Posted 05 March 2014 - 08:35 AM Edited by HKM87, 05 March 2014 - 08:50 AM.

Trevor to Floyed: "Thank f*ck I'm high as a kite" pun intended? :lol:


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#104

Posted 05 March 2014 - 09:40 AM

Franklin to Dave & Steve: "What the f*ck you want me to do? kill The P******? f*ck his wife or something? or invade some f*cking country?"
I almost died from laughing at this one :happy: :colgate: :D :lol: :facedesk:


That same mission, after Dave and Steve leave, and Lamar's like "who were they?" And F's like don't worry about it! Lamar goes "Flossin ass nigga." Had me dying lol

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#105

Posted 05 March 2014 - 08:23 PM

 

Franklin to Dave & Steve: "What the f*ck you want me to do? kill The P******? f*ck his wife or something? or invade some f*cking country?"
I almost died from laughing at this one :happy: :colgate: :D :lol: :facedesk:


That same mission, after Dave and Steve leave, and Lamar's like "who were they?" And F's like don't worry about it! Lamar goes "Flossin ass nigga." Had me dying lol

 

Lamar has some good lines too. No wonder where Franklin got his fishy sarcastic tongue.


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#106

Posted 05 March 2014 - 11:29 PM Edited by Foulcrumb, 05 March 2014 - 11:56 PM.

IT AIN'T A CULT
IT AIN'T A CULT
IT AIN'T A CULT

KIFFLOM
KIFFLOM
KIFFFFFLOMMM

Ya, I likes them, bagged them jerks for over 2 million.

 

Trevor to a girl sitting at a table (when you connect to him) - "You suck c*ck, but you don't eat meat!  It don't make sense to me."

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#107

Posted 06 March 2014 - 02:41 AM

Anything by Trevor.

Trevorisms FTW!
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#108

Posted 07 March 2014 - 02:35 PM

I have many but the mission in north yankton is my favorite.When Trevor, Brad and Mike get in the car:

 

Brad: "Did you see that sh*t? I f*cking put that bitches face against the glass?! Did you see that?"

 

Michael:"Yeah you're a real stallion"

 

TREVOR:"BABAHABAHBABABABABAHBA!!"

 

Trevors line is hilarious.

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#109

Posted 29 April 2014 - 09:44 AM

Trevor when he crashes he sometimes says," Bullsh*t!" and it sounds just like the goldfish commercials.


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#110

Posted 29 April 2014 - 10:25 AM Edited by LV007, 29 April 2014 - 10:27 AM.

"Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop f*ckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she f*cking with. Nigga..."

By Lamar Davis

 

This was so fcking funny


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#111

Posted 30 April 2014 - 12:09 AM

" I know you been cheating... mhmm mhmm well when i get home ima smell ya dick" -grove street female npc


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#112

Posted 30 April 2014 - 11:50 PM

Glad to see someone bumped this thread. Anywho..

 

"Tough f*cking tits" - Michael


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#113

Posted 01 May 2014 - 12:18 AM

"Come on, I'm famous! I been on the news!" -Trevor Philips


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#114

Posted 02 May 2014 - 07:32 PM

"Well, F*CK YOU, I am somebody now!!" Micheal to a security guard
"I'm drunk but I ain't getting drunker" Franklin
"I felt something!" Micheal with an escort
"Oh thank you Mr.Clinton, you saved my ass, without you Mr. Clinton I could be killed, so sorry Mr.Clinton.... Well f*ck you nigga!" Lamar to Franklin
"My mother was a striper once" Trevor to a striper

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#115

Posted 03 May 2014 - 05:18 AM

Franklin - "My bad homie, i picked C, ain't that a bitch?"

Michael - "Eyefind me asshole, i'm in the business! Argh"

Trevor - "Daddy's being a bad boy? Uh please son mmmheho, you wanna sniff?"


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#116

Posted 03 May 2014 - 06:42 AM

"Hey, you, really?"

"Should I draw his three pubic hairs too?"

"You see my face, amigo? Re-f*cking-member it because I'm your goddamn boss!"

"Great!... Cops!... F*ckin' beautiful..."

―Michael.

 

"People like you make me wanna bounce, homie"

"Hey, bitch!"

"Man, you suck"

"Yea, I do know you, (*funny voice*) fool"

―Franklin.

 

"...You look like a p*nis"

"Hey, hard man, f*ck you... yeah... I said it, f*ck you"

"And now I'm getting back to normal... whatever that means..."

"Place is crawling with Ballas, ya know. Now me and you we don't mind the old GANG warfare, but sueeede bucks over there... blmmhhhhaalllm"

―Trevor.


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#117

Posted 03 May 2014 - 07:23 AM

"anyone of them could be a Azerbajina"

  -Michael


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#118

Posted 03 May 2014 - 09:12 AM

Always makes me laugh the random woman ped that says on the phone "i basically had to f*ck a guy to get an audition"

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#119

Posted 03 May 2014 - 06:10 PM

I laughed really really hard when Trevor yells at the three women Chanting "We are women, we are free" I love how he just stares and then yells... "Shut the eff up!!!" love it.


And when lazlo says  "What would papa bear think about this?'"


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#120

Posted 03 May 2014 - 06:31 PM

Trevor - "You suck cock but you don't eat meat? It doesn't make sense to me!"

Franklin - "Listen, i didn't buy a cab company to become a cab driver ok?"

Michael - "When i say you suck, i mean you really suck."





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