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#61

Posted 07 November 2013 - 11:10 AM

Most of what Trevor says is gold. I lol'ed when he got pissed off at Ron for talking over the phone in regards to business.

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 12:23 PM

SonOfLiberty Now you mention Trevor, here's another couple of his quotes I remember, but you only hear him say this while Michael is staying at his place.

 

When you walk into the trailer, sometimes you get greeted with the sight of Trevor on the bog, sounding like he's trying to give birth, which leads me to these quotes...

 

'Ahhhhhh, I'm gonna need a midwife for this thing!'

 

'Ow...I'm backed up...I'm gonna need a C-Section...' (Words to that effect)

 

Kind of disgusting but made me chuckle at the same time. :lol:


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#63

Posted 07 November 2013 - 12:36 PM

Biatch !!!

-Franklin

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 01:16 PM Edited by Jay9928, 07 November 2013 - 01:16 PM.

Switching to Trevor, cannot remember it verbatim but he's being chased by the police, and he is saying something like it was self defense.... I took a night class in law, and mentioning something about a throat hole. LOL


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#65

Posted 07 November 2013 - 01:36 PM

Franklin to Stretch

 

"I'll stick a mic in your prison pocket"


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Posted 07 November 2013 - 09:10 PM

Isn't "Daddy's back bitches!" a reference to the GTA IV Prologue? The S/M? :p

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 09:30 PM

"Eh, aboot!" -US soldier mocking Trevor's Canadian accent.

 

"Yeeaaah! I still got it!" - Michael, after taking advantage of some of the fine services available in Los santos.


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#68

Posted 07 November 2013 - 09:31 PM

"The apex predator in action!" -Trevor 


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Posted 07 November 2013 - 09:31 PM Edited by Archvile78, 07 November 2013 - 09:32 PM.

"BALLBREAKER" - Trevor

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 09:33 PM

"Nigaaaa" - Lamar in first LS mission.


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Posted 07 November 2013 - 10:58 PM

Lamar after exiting the strip club with Franklin.

 

'S**t, I'm broke anyway...'


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Posted 08 November 2013 - 01:06 AM

In the mission as Trevor, when he blows up the oneills farm, when he turns up at the farm and starts attacking them he says "how many brothers do you have you inbred freaks"

The way he says it is just perfect, especially he inbred freaks bit

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 01:26 AM Edited by YungLive201, 08 November 2013 - 01:29 AM.

Lester playing Righteous Slaughter over the phone in Friend Request

 
"Domed! I domed ya!...Teabag time my friend!"

 


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Posted 08 November 2013 - 03:38 PM

Trevor:
Do you want me to take my dick out again?!
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Posted 08 November 2013 - 04:46 PM

Also playing as Trevor..... hit a deer full on he yelled squish (SKA WISH !!!)


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Posted 08 November 2013 - 08:17 PM

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And Trevor says "I need to meditate, or masturbate or both". Had me in stitches for a good few minuets.

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#77

Posted 09 November 2013 - 04:46 AM

"Lame-ass bitch" - Franklin

 

"Punk!" - Franklin

 

"Man, you're like genetic experiment gone wrong, dog!" - Franklin

 

 

"Why haven't someone sensible shot you yet?!" - Trevor

 

"Why oh why are you still alive?!" - Trevor

 

 

"When I say you suck, I mean you're really suck!" - Michael

 

"Hey! You! Really?!" - Michael

 

"You make my skin crawl!" - Michael

 

 

^ I always liked these. Can't even choose which is the best.


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Posted 09 November 2013 - 04:46 PM

Michael to Amanda during a tennis match, when you are winning...

 

'Don't go all quiet on me baby, it's not sex!'

 

:lol:

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#79

Posted 09 November 2013 - 04:57 PM

Switching to Trevor, cannot remember it verbatim but he's being chased by the police, and he is saying something like it was self defense.... I took a night class in law, and mentioning something about a throat hole. LOL

Ahhhh yeah I think I know the one you mean. Goes something like:

 

'It's his word against mine..........except his power of speech probably went out the window when I ripped his tounge out!!'


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#80

Posted 09 November 2013 - 07:15 PM

When Michael arrives home and he shouts: ''Daddy's back, bitches!'' It makes me laugh everytime haha


Nice GTA IV reference Rockstar included. :)

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#81

Posted 09 November 2013 - 07:21 PM

I gotta say that some of the one liners from the survival matches are pretty hilarious, especially the redneck trailer trash guys.

 

They shot Cleetus!

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#82

Posted 11 November 2013 - 12:11 AM

"My butt's gone numb!" Wade

 

https://www.youtube....VSpa1Cb0EZqiEJ4

 

Around 4:46, recommend watching a bit earlier to get some context of just how damn random it is that he says this.


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#83

Posted 11 November 2013 - 12:30 AM

Michael: "You.....are a hipster!"

 

One of my favourite lines. Also in Hang Ten, when

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Wade: "You're covered in syrup."

 

That really cracked me up. 


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#84

Posted 11 November 2013 - 02:45 AM

I always get a crack out of michael saying "I hope you didnt sh*t yourself" when he pulls a dead guy out of a car.

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 02:58 AM Edited by 3Hunt, 11 November 2013 - 02:59 AM.

Purple Shirt Rage Guy! "Argh! Motherfawcker!"

 

 

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=UzCJGZqS28w


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#86

Posted 11 November 2013 - 03:32 AM

On Trevor's second mission he is in the bar waiting for his meeting with mr. Chang. Chang and his interpreter walk in and Chang says "man, I'm high as sh*t" in Chinese. Then one of the rednecks at the bar says "Ya gonna speak Spanish speak it to each-other!". Laughed my ass off.
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#87

Posted 11 November 2013 - 03:41 PM

I think it's just a random passer-by comment when you're either in a rubbish car or a dirty car. "I love your car dude....jay kay"

It's the JK bit that makes me p*ss :)

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#88

Posted 13 November 2013 - 04:15 PM

Noticed another one from Trevor last night, stealing a Vapid Dominator off a young lady in Vespucci Beach.

 

"Yes, of course I have mummy issues, now get the f**k out!!!"

 

Had me in stitches for a minute or two. :lol:


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#89

Posted 13 November 2013 - 09:04 PM Edited by Lazyboy., 13 November 2013 - 09:04 PM.

I don't remember the exact quote but it was something along these lines
 
Trevor: Why don't you get yourself something nice?
 
Denise: This is.... seven dollars.
 
Trevor: I said nice, not expensive. You wanna be a greedy f*cking cow? Huh?
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#90

Posted 13 November 2013 - 09:08 PM

Snip Snip! - Michael during Reuniting the Family  :p





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